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Poetry SMS

Poetry

Twinkle Twinkle little star You should know what you are And once you know what you are Mental hospital is not so far.

Not A Writer

I am not a writer to write to beautiful words for U,Nor a poet to write Poetry on You. All I am is an ordinary man Who loves u XTRAORDINARILY.

Broken Heart

All people having Broken Heart can express their feelings with our nice collection of Broken Heart SMS, Broken Heart Text Messages and Broken Heart Poetry.

Eugene Gloria

Eugene Gloria’s Drivers at the Short-Time Motel is propelled by an imagistic sincerity and paced lyricism. Each poem seems to embody the plain-spoken as well as the embellishments that we associate with classical and modern Asian poetry.

Best Words

Some of the best Music was composed by Beethoven. But He was Deaf..! Some Of The Best Poetry about Nature was written by Milton. But He was Blind..! One of the Greatest Leader was Franklin Roosevelt. But He Served From a Wheel Chair! TURN SCARS INTO STARS….

English Poetry

Those Who Know me, know me well. WAH! WAH! Those Who Know me Know me well Those Who Don’t Know me well Go 2 H**l

Motivational Quotes SMS

Stephen King Quotes

"Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win."

Quotes

"I may not be a clock that can text you 24 hours a day but my heart will be like a clock that wont stop caring and saying "your such a nice person i will always missed"…

Love Quotes

In LIFE, LOVE is never PLANNED nor does it happen for a REASON, but when the LOVE is REAL it becomes your PLAN for LIFE and your REASON for LIVING.

Quotes

To wish is to wish for you. To sleep is to dream of you. To live is to wait for you. To smile is to think of you.

Quotes

Some things are left undone, some words are left unsaid, some feelings are left unexpressed but someone as "NICE AS YOU " could never be left unnoticed !

Beautiful Quotes

3 Beautiful Quotes :- "Deepest feeling is alwys felt in silence" "There is no true love without jealousy" "A thng lost is alwys valud d most" !!

Quotes

everything on earth is as a result of dreamz, they make the tomorrow. so lets all dream to make the world a better place……..

Quotes

For every minute you are angry with someone, You lose 60 seconds of happiness that you can never get back.

Quotes

As perfume to the flower, so is kindness to speech.

Quotes

This is the punishment of a liar: He is not believed even when he speaks the truth .

Quotes

Love is the radiance which brightens the world of human life with the sunshine of happiness.

Mother’s day SMS

Mothers Love

Mother is an undying love, A love beyond compare, the one you take your troubles to, she is the one who really cares. Mother you are all of this and more, I love you very much

Mothers Day 22 March

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. Aristotle If I had a flower for each time I thought of My Mother, I could walk in my garden forever.

Mothers Day

One Boy To Another, What Did U Do On Mothers Day? 2nd Boy, I Tried To Help Few Girls To Become A Mother

Dressing Babies

Q: Why do mothers dress their baby girls in pink and their baby boys in blue? A: Because babies can’t dress themselves!

Mothers Day

Who ran to help me when I fell, And would some pretty story tell, Or kiss the place to make it well? My Mother. (*) Happy Mothers Day (*)

Smiles Of Happy

Smiles of happy sunshine, Arms of everlasting luv, Touch of sweet roses, There is magic in the air Whenever ur there, Mother, everything to U I owe, May all pleasures of life come ur way. Happy Mothers day

Love

Longest love is mothers love shortest love is others love sweetest love is lovers love but strongest love islove like u and me……………..

Miss You SMS

Romantic

There is a MSG 4 U which will never Ends.. (Press Down) I Miss You I Miss You I Miss You I Miss You I Miss You (Press Up)

Love

If u wanna know how much i miss u, Try to catch rain drops, The ones u catch is how much u miss me, And the other u miss is how much i miss.

How Mch I Mis U

do you want to know how much i miss you? when it rains, go and stand outside, those drops that drop on you is HOW MUCH YOU MISS ME but htose drops that YOU COULDNT CATCH in all the rain is HOW MUCH I MISS YOU!

Miss You

A simple Bye make us cry, A simple Joke make us laugh, simple Care make us fall in love. I hope my simple MESSAGE make you think of me. I Miss U….

Some Rules

Life is so short so follow some rules Forgive quickly, Beleive slowly, Love truely, Laugh loudly And Never miss the chance to make someone happy

Miss Me Or

HI MISS ME OR HATE ME BOTH R IN MY FAvor IF U MISS ME,I"LL ALWAYS BE IN UR HEART.. IF U HATE ME,I"LL ALWAYS BE IN UR MIND

I Miss You

When U are not around I just cry…I have wondered why? Then I realized, my tears just come out searching 4 U. If time is an ocean, then I would spend every drop 4 U If time is a drop, then I would spend every ocean 4 U I MISS YOU…

Why Do I Sms U

Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It"s b"coz… I need a person for just time pass

Miss You

I hide my tears when i say ur name but the pain in my heart is still the same though i smile seem career theres no 1 who misses u more than me ! by darpon

Misleading SMS

Misleading Sms

Whats an average 6 inch long.?. . . . inside a boys pants and girl love to blow it up? . . . . . . . . . . A 1000 rupee currency note! Always think positive.

I M Yours To Keep

You are divine Youre what I prayed for I m yours to keep I m yours to handle with care Theres life form in everything When youre around All those years we were transparent Through the misleading touch of gold!

Misleading

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry

When You Are Around

Theres life form in everything When you’re around All those years we were transparent Through the misleading touch of gold!

Meri tarah perfect

I never forget my sincere friends
when i see some faults in them
i keep patient & just realize that
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“ab har koi meri terha perfect
tou nahi ho sakta na”

 

I want u . To be with me In a

I want u .
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner.. &
to say those sweet three words to U..
“Pay The Bill”

Misc SMS Jokes

Friend

Friend is who tolerates ur worst MOOD,manages to smile on ur idiotic jokes,tries 2 understand ur craziest DREAM and knows da biggest reason behind ur smallest TEAR…

How Many Blonde Joke

Q: How many blonde jokes are there? A: One. The rest are all true stories.

Blonde Girl

Why are dumb blonde jokes only one liners? So men can understand them! … hahaha

Best Jokes In 1

Joke : Interviewer : Just imagine that you are on 3rd floor , it catches fire , how would you escape? Blone : Simple . I will stop imagining!

How Many Blonde Joke

How many blonde jokes are there One. The rest are all true stories.

Wraith

U r so Smart. U r so Good looking. U r so Sweet. U should try BOLLYWOOD or MODELLING. U will be d next SUPER STAR. For more Jokes SMS "JOKES" to 0420420420

Corny Jokes

dracula asked god "can you please reincarnate me into a white angel with wings but still sucks bLood?!! god said "ok" and dracula turned into a sanitary napkin..!!

Jokes

Boy- From the day I m ur friend, I m not able to eat, drink or smoke.Girl- how sweet, so u r madly in LOVE with me..!Boy- SHUT UP..!!, U made my pocket empty.

Marriage SMS

Know Love 18

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets :)

Perfect Options

So many options 2 die : Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but ! we chose Marriage, slow and sure!

Married Already

Boy: was trying 2 kiss the girl.. Girl: says not all this before marriage Boy: Dont worry I am already married

Marriage

Three stages of marriage: 1st Mad for each other, 2nd made for each other, 3rd mad because of each other..

Marriage Is Not

"Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner."

B4 N Aftr Marriage

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, dont come near me, Paray hatt tuu,hehe…..

Just Jocking

once upon a time mr.hua and ms.hua have twins baby without marriage .so what will they name for them……………………………………… jo hua, so hua

Marriage

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Love Is Ideal Thing

Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thinga confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.

Marriage Expire Date

wife:honey what are you looking for? husband:nothing wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate for an hour? husband: i was just looking for the expiry date.

Love SMS

Lovee

to you(K): The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE, but the only word for me is YOU ! your love

Human Brain

The human brain is most outstanding thing……. it functions 24hrs 365 days….. it functions right from the time u r Born…. until you fall in love

Whom

I smile at whom I like, I cry for whom I care, I share with whom I love, I laugh with whom I enjoy, I message only to those whom I never want to lose.

Broken Heart

i can beleive that the sun revolves around the earth!! i could beleive in ghosts!! i could beleive any b******t you say, except.. you love me..

Who You Are

WHO YOU ARE I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

Loveall

I Love u, Dont think Dont worry Because it is so simple i i love all alphabets of English.

Love

Love,All my life i have read about it,dreamt of it,waited for it,cried for it,needed it.Now with you,Ihave found it.

To Love

To Love is one thing, To be loved is another but To be loved by the one you Love is everything.. …

Best Feeling

One of the best feelings in the world is to touch and warm someone’s heart, whetther it be your love or just a friend, almost nothing can make feel better.

Love Quotes

Love Quotes

Heart Touching Lines By True Lover 2 Her Love . . . . . . .. "In my Dream You r Mine But in my Life You R My DREAM"

Love Quotes

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, ends with a teardrop…

Love Quotes

"A kiss is a lovely trick, designed by nature, to stop words when speech becomes superfluous." –Ingrid Bergmen

Love Quotes

"Our hearts are like puzzle pieces and mine was made to fit with yours. No matter how hard you try to fit hers in, it will never work and the wrong piece never fits"

Love Quotes

Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE.

Love Quotes

Sweet Love Quotes : "If You Love Someone You Would Be Willing To Give Up Everything For Them, But If They Loved You Back They Would Never Ask You To!!!"

Love And Death

Girl: What is meant by death? Boy: End of Life. Girl: What is meant by love? Boy: Beginning of Death.

Kiss SMS

Thank God

thannks god bcoz: i have legs 2 follow u i have hands 2 touch u i have brain 2 thinking abt u i have heart 2 feel u i have mouth 2 kiss u i have lingua 2 say i love u

You

Your kiss is sweeter than cherries. Your love is more beautiful than a bed of roses. Your touch is stronger than a mountain. Your voice is as calming as the morning birds singing. I am so glad you have chosen me to spend forever with……….

How To Impress

How to Impress a Woman Compliment,cuddle,kiss,caress,love,stroke,tease,comfort,protect,hug,hold,spend money on,wine dine, buy things 4,listen 2,care 4,stand by,support, How to Impress a Man Show up n***d. Bring beer.

Kisses

What Kisses Mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u, KISS ON CHEEK=Lets be Friends, KISS ON NECK=i Want u, KISS ON LIPS=i Love u, KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=…Lets not get Carried Away…

Your Love

Your love surrounds me like the air that I breathe Your kiss touches me as gentle as a breeze Your touch is as tender as that of a child Your hug is warm meek and mild Each day we grow older and its plain to see The love that you give me is all that I need

Txt Love

SMAK … A mobile kiss… Keep your mobile close to your ear!

I Wanna Kiss You

I wanna kiss you Just a little bit I wanna touch you I wanna feel the heat I wanna love you Just a little bit I wanna f**k you I wanna feel the heat

Miss U

My eyes r hurting coz i cant see u, My arms r empty coz i cant hold u My lips r clod coz i cant kiss u but My heart is breaking coz i am not with u.