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MATHS MAGIC 259 x (Ur Age) x 39 = ? Try it & you will be surprised to see the result. Apki Age 3 bar apko likhi nazar ayegi hows MAGIC…?
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Na Waqt Se Na Aarzo Se Na Udasion Se Sirf Or Sirf Mohabbat Se Chahat Se Khuloos Se Pyaar Se Baray Ehtraam Se Poray DIL Se “Lanat hap ap per”
kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena… kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya kero.. raat se mere sms parh ker sharm nai ati… kabhi khu bhi sms kya kero….
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Modern…
Obedient…
Nice…
Kind..
Excellent…
Young…
Hey! Thats me.
Don’t be SAD,
Even ur name is there.
Read the 1st letter of Every Word!
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Everything is possible in this universe, nothing impossible.
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Wana example ?
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Very Simple Yaar,
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Imran Hashmi In Jannat
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7 Angels
Visited me &
Askd 4 the Most
Inteligent
Smart
Nice
Sweet
Nobel
Well Behavd
&
Well Groomd
person
I Gave Them
Ur Address
DEKHA?
Kesa Ullo Bnaya
Un Ko?
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Prof:
Chemical Symbol of Barium?
Sardar:
BA
Prof:
And Sodium?
Sardar:
NA
Prof:
What will we gt if 1 Atom of BA & 2 Atoms of NA combine?
Sardar:ANA! “