Read our latest collection of all Funny Animal Sms, send to your family and friends and wish them

 

 

 

1. One Day Dog Was Dancing Madly On The Marriage Of Lion

 

Lion Asks: “Why are you Dancing Madly” ???

 

Dog Said: “I was also Lion Before Marriage” !!!

 

2. Agar Ap Kahin Ja Rahe Hain Or Kaali Billi

Ap K Aage Se Guzar jay To iska Matlb Ha K

 

Kaali Billi bhi Kahin Jaa rahi hai

 

3. Q : Why do the birds fly and migrate from one place to another?

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A: Coz if theyll walk and migrate theyll probably get tired.

 

4. What did the frog order at McDonald’s?

A : French flies and a diet Croak

 

5. Do U knoW Which is the Oldest Animal in the World?

 

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Give up?

 

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Wel its,

 

Zebra-Coz its still in black and white

 

6. Q : How do you identify a bald eagle?

A : All his feathers are combed over to one side

 

7. Once Bread and butter were travelling by plane? plane crash hua

bread marr gayaa.. lekin butter nahin maraa? kyon???

 

Because woh Butter FLY thaa..

 

8. Haathi Chuntiyo k Swimming Pool Mei Ja Gira

 

To Saari Chuintiya Baahir Nikal Aayi

 

1 Chuinti Haathi ki Peeth Pr Charh Gai

 

To Doosri Boli..

 

Dooba De Saaley ko

 

Larkiyo ko Chherta Hai.

 

A huge collection of Animal Sms in our message library, pick up the best one and send it to your friends

 

 

 

1. hathi aur bakri meat-shop pe mile, hathi ne kaha muje malum tha tum andar hi hogi boli kaise, hathi: tumhare bal bahar pade the.

 

2. Agar Kuttey Aur Sardar Mein English Speaking Ka Muqabla Ho To Kaun Jeetey Ga?

 

Jeetey Jo Marzi Laikin Yeh Baat To Teh Hai K Muqabla Mumkin Hai

 

3. Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain

 

Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain

 

Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain

 

Sab aap ko ZOO KA BAANDAR kehte hain.

 

4. When geese fly in a “V”, why is one side longer?

Because there are more geese on that side

 

5. What did the turkey say to the chicken?

Gobble gobble

 

6. Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don’t work

 

7. 3 CHIPKALYAN Deewar Par Ja Rahi Thi, Ek Ne GANA Sunaya, Baqi Do GIR GAEEN! Socho Q? Aur Socho Ans: Q K Baqi Do Ne…. TALYAAN Bajain

 

8. Aaj to bohot khush hoongay aap?

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Kiyon k, barish jo ho rahi hai

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aur barish main to

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sab hi maindak khush hotay hain

 

9. Chooohy Ko Lagi Billi Gori Gori Dono Milne Lagy Chori Chori. Chooha Bola OH Gori Ao Khele Ankh Macholi Billi Chohy Ko Kha Kr Boli: I HATE LOVE STORY

 

10. ant participant in bicycle raceat that time elephant cross the road ant brake the cycle imitatively and say are motu marna he kya??