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Don’t think too hard about your SMS. The more you think about it, the more forced and less natural it will seem.

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When youur fear touches
someones pain, it becomes pity,
when your love touches
someones pain,it becomes compassion

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Make them laugh. People respond better to things that stimulate their emotions, and laughter is one of the easier emotions to stimulate through a text.

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Personalize it. Mention something specific about their day. Rather than “hope work’s going well,” you could write “i hope the lab is treating you well” (if the recipient works in a la

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Keep it short and simple. You’re not writing a long novel about what you’ve been up to today. You can tell your significant other more detail later. So a quick, cute SMS doesn’t necessarily have to have a lot of substance.

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Nice people are blessed people, ever friendly, always smiling, forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send this to a nice person. I just did. Only the open heart receives

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Send a picture. Most phones have cameras, and a picture of yourself makes for a very cute text. You could even combine a picture with the above steps by writing a cute note on a piece of paper, taking a picture of yourself holding it, then sending the whole thing to your partner.

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Include a humorous quote or joke. Examples can be found in the Resources section below, but keep your ears peeled throughout the day in case someone tells you a joke that your texting partner may enjoy.

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Gr8 people talk about things. Small people talk about other people. and legends never talk they send sms ;)

Read our latest collection of LOVELY SMS JOKES CUTE COLLECTIONS from our message library and send to your family and friends

Dil ne kaha
Chalo SMS Karain,
Socha!
”Dil To Pagal Hai.”
Phir Khayal Aaya Chalo Koi Baat Nahi,
Jisko Karna Hai,
..
Woh Bhi To
PAGAL Hai…

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Tere jaise “DOST” Ko khone nhi dunga,
Tujhe kisi or ka hone nhi dunga
Sarafat se mere contact me rehna
Warna marunga jhapar or rone v nhi dunga.

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You are Sweet, Cute & an Ultra-dynamic Personality…!!
You are one in a Million with a Golden Heart…!!
For more JOKE stand inform of the mirror.

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Pagal khaney ka In-charge to Banta:
Aap theek hain is liye apko release kia ja raha hai..magr afsos ki, kal jis pagal ko apne Swimming-Pool mai dobney se bachaya tha..aaj us ne phanda dal kar khud kushi karli.
Pagal sardar: Us ne khud kushi nahi ki ha..wo to mane usay sookhne k liye taang dia tha…

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Santa child – mere papa bahut darpok hain,
Banta child – how?
Santa child – jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakad lete hain.

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Raj: Jaldi se 1 Glass Juice Do Larai hone Wali hai.
Peny K Bad, Raj: 1 Glass aur do Larai Hone Wali Hai.
Juice Wala: Larai Kab Hogi?
Raj: Jab tu Paise mange ga tab!!

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You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always…

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I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.

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This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

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God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!

A large collection of CUTE SMS MESSAGES FOR FRIENDS. You can send this to your family and friends.

ust a line…2 keep in touch…
coz u r on my mind so very much…
& even though, I’ve nothing 2 say…
U’ll know…I thought of u 2day…

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A special smile a special face,
A special someone no one can replace.
I love you and always will,
You’ve filled a space no one could fill.

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I kept your name in my JOURNAL
and posted you in the LEDGER of my heart
you wont be classified as FIXED ASSETS
because the MARKET VALUE of friendship
will never DEPRECIATE from heart

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When you love someone,
automatically you will start,
caring that person….
bc’zz
You have a hope,
like she specially made for you.
that caring is,
Hope in Love…

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I don’t have the prettiest face for you to look at
or the skinniest waist for you to hold
but I do promise
The biggest heart to love you with

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God in heaven, God above, please protect the friend I love. Sent with a smile, sealed with a kiss, I love my friend who’s reading this.

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I’m glad friendship doesn’t come with price tags. For if it does, I’d never afford someone as great as you.

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My mom always told me that we could never measure our wealth by money but by our friends. She would surely be glad to meet you and know how rich I turned out to be!

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A friend is sweet when it is new. And it is sweeter when it is true. But you know what? It is sweetest when it is you.

Are you searching for CUTE SMS JOKES MESSAGES. This segment helps you to express your feeling for your dearest person.

ek din mirinda aur 7up ladne lage jab pepsi ne poocha applogh kyun ladh rahe hoo, tu mirinda aur 7up ne pepsi se kaha sale kale tu apna kaam kar.

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Ur sms is electrical activity of my Heart!
Ur miss call is beat of my Heart!
Ur call is blood circulation of my heart!
So please keep active my Heart!

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Sardar got a job in AIRTel
custmr: Hello my AIRTEL sim loked what 2Do?
Srd: y don take tention remove airtel sim put BSNL,thank u 4caling

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Padan likhan di ki lodh punjabian nu.
punjabi vaise hi hushiar hunde.botal
sharab di master kol de k jande number
ape 6 to 66 hunde.

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Panjabi Larki Ka Izhaar-e-Mohabbat Pe Jawab..
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Boy:
Menu Tuade Nal Pyar Ho Geya A..
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Girl:
Hansi Or Sharma K Boli,
“Dafa O Kuty Deya Buchya”

If you are searching a different way for wishing your friends, we have a nice collection of CUTE SMS JOKES FOR YOU.

A job in Railways.
Salary 15000/-,
job profile:-When the
headlight of the Engine
is not working you
have to run infront of
the train with a torch,
So hurry up…
wish u all the best

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what is the diffrent between
Himami & Sunami?
Himami is face wash,
Sunami is total wash.

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Sardar goes 2 gulabo’s home n knocks the door.
Gulabo: kon?
Sardar:Main!
Gulabo:Main kon??
Sardar: Tu gulabo, hor kon!!

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Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula ke laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai.

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TEACHER :Name the animal which live in water & land
STUDENT :Simple ‘Frog’
TEACHER :Now name such 4 animal
STUDENT :Simple “Frog’s mother,Frog’s fath er,Frog’s sister”.:

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Patient: Doctor aap ko yakeen hai ke mujhay Namoonia (pneumonia) hai, kyun ke pichlay dino aik doctor meri friend ka Namoonia ka ilaaj karta raha aur woh Typhoid say mar gayi.
Munna: Haan ray meray ko pakka yaqeen hai, tu namoonia say hi maray ga.

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Tragedy of moon
So attractive but so simple
So enlightening but so cool
So moving but so still
So quite but so popular
And so romantic but always single

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Hasdi c hasdi c
Walaan nu lehrandi c
Wekh k sharmandi c
Kuj soch k fer muskarandi c
Aaj pta lgga saali aap te pagal c
Sanu we pagal bnandi c

Here you will get the most viewed CUTE LOVE SMS will definitely steal your heart.

Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.

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A cute Love Story:
GIRL:M i Pretty?
BOY:NO.
Girl:Do U wana Liv wd me?
BOY:NO.
Girl:if I leav U thn wil u cry?
Boy:NO.
Grl got Hurt n startd 2 cry.
Boy hold her Tight n said:
U r nt Prety bt BEAUTIFUL.
I dnt wnt 2 liv wd U bt LIVE 4 U.
Whn u leav me i wl nt cry BT DIE.

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Humne tanhaai mein
zanzeer se baatein ki hai,
apni soyi hui
taqdeer se battein ki hai,
tere Didar ki kya
khaak tamanna hogi,
zindagi bhar teri tasweer se battein ki hai,

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Remember me like a pressed flower in UR note book it may not B having any fragrance but will remind u of my existance forever

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Buraai nazariyen mein hai, Nazar mein nahi
Khoobsurti hogi aap mein hum mein toh nahi,
Chahe hum ghoorein kitne bhi kahi,
Jiss nazar se nihaara hai aapko,
Waise kisi aur ko kabhi dekha hi nahi.

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If there is anything that keeps the mind open to angel visits, and repels the ministry of evil, it is pure love.

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I dream about you evey night
I shiver when your in sight
I long to hold you close n tight
I wanna be there with all my might
I m just hoping I’m the girl whos right

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Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!

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Its a sweet where ever u touch,
its a poem what ever u speak,
its a loneliness where ever u go &
its a miracle what ever u do.
So….you be with me forever.

A huge collection of CUTE LOVE FUNNY SMS MESSAGES, which helps to express the feelings of your heart to your partner and friends.

Unforgettable 3 Things In Our Life..
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1. Breakfast
2. Lunch
3. Dinner!!!
No need to be emotional everytime!

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It is said that Husband is the head of the family,
But
Remember that wife is the Neck of the family.
& the Neck can turn the Head exactly the way she wants.

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>!===================!>>
Ja meri missile ja,
Jo mujhe SMS na kare uske dimag me ja aur fat ja!
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Are wapis kyun aayi?
Accha toh uske pas dimag nahi hai!

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What Is The Next Thing
A Man Should Do After
Winning An
Argument With His Wife ?
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Apologies !!! :(

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Banta’s Son: Papa, today Miss asked us a question, and only I can answered.
Banta: What was that question?
Son: Who farted in class?

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Sonu- Mera ghar itna bada h k usme local train chlti h…
Monu- bas, saale mera ghar itna bada h k agar ek-kone se dusre-kone chale jao to roaming lagti h.

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BIGGEST TRAGEDY EVER:-
Ek Ladki face pe Dupata band ke bus stand pe khadi thi..
Ek Uncle ne kaha:- Chalti hai kya 9 se 12.? Ladki Boli:- ‘PAPA MAI HUN’

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Santa Was reading A Blank Paper,
Banta: Ye Kya H?
Santa: Meri Grlfrnd Ka Luv Letter H
Banta: Mgr Ye Toh Khali Hai,
Santa: Aajkal Hamari Baat-cheet Band hai.

Messages are nice way to say your friend and family that those are special for you and you remember them.. Just read the full collection of CUTE GOOD NIGHT SMS.

Just go outside
Or
See through your window
How pleasant scene it is
Just look moon & Stars,
Feel the cool wind
They all are here to
Greet u a sweet night

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Dnt use yo blanket just thnk abt my love it wil warm u ,
dnt use pillow just thnk abt my handz it will trap yo hd ,
dnt cloz yo mouth i will be d kissing u all night
Good Night,

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G. Go 2 Bed
O. Off d Lights
O. Out O Tension
D. Dreams Come
N. Nice Sleep
I. Ignore Worries
G. Get Up Early
H. Have A Nice Day
T. Thank God Always

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Welcome 2
Radio Bed FM
Dis Is Dj Bedsheet
Hngin Out Wis Dj Pilow
4 Nw I’l Play U A Song
Intilted
SleepTyt Dozn Ov
Swit Drimz 4m d Album
Gudnite
Njoy d Song

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yaad aati hai to jara kho lete hai.
Ansu aankho se utar aya to ro lete h.
neend to nhi aati aankho me lekin aap
sapno me ayange is liye so lete hai
good night

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Take this kiss upon the brow! And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow–
You are not wrong who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?
All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream.”
Good Night

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ankhoon main rehne waloon ko yad nahi karte…..
dil main rehne waloon ki baat nahi karte…
humari to rooo main bass ghye ho aap …
tabhi to aap se milne ki fariyad nahi karte. Good Night

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If u feel little bored,little sick,little sad,all lost,
U know whats wrong?
U r suffering from lack of Vitamin ‘ME’
Good Night

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Apun 1 sher bolega:
chand uper se phenk raha hai light
Bole to ho gai hai night
Band karneka light
or sone ka ek dam tight
Bole to kya.
good 9i8!
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Messages are nice way to say your friend and family that those are special for you and you remember them.. Just read the full collection of CUTE GOOD MORNING SMS GREETINGS.

The sun had rised from the east
The sun had rised from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..

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The sun has once brought brightness
The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it’s time 2 wake up gd morning…

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Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits -
Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits -
LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I’m sharing all with U…
Good Morning!

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5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING
5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING
Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide,Feel ur heartbeat, & Say ” Its too early. Let me sleep again.”

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It makes me so happy
It makes me so happy, this is what i m gonna do, Send a good morning sms right back to youuu, Good Morning my Friend, HAVE A BEARY GOOD MORNING.

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Cockacoladuuuuuu, Refreshed and newwwwwwwwwwww, skies are bluuuuuuuuuuuu, Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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Between a 100000 yesterdays& a 100000 tomorrows,
Between a 100000 yesterdays& a 100000 tomorrows,There is only ione today and I would not let this pass without saying thx 4 being such a lovely frnd… Good Morng…………..

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See outside the Window,
See outside the Window,
Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U,
Birds Singing for U, B’coz last night
I told them to wish U G@@D Morning.

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Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.

A nice collection of CUTE FUNNY SMS MESSAGES AND JOKES, which you will find here, messages are nice way to express your feeling for someone very special to you.

 


A TEACHEr says to noughty boy” jab main sakht hoty hoon to bhoot sakht hoty hoon or jab main naram hoty hooon to bhoot narem”
Boy.:
Miss App to bilkul mere Dogi ki dum jesi hain jab tedi he to tedi he or jab sidhi he to bilkul sidhi he.!

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A child Never seen his Hips. One Day his hit him hard on his hips. Child come back 2 home & saw in tha mirror & said Kamini ne 2 tukry ker diye..!

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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

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Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India .

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sani ka daan, sani ka daan,
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Yaar Tu To Mast Bol Leta Hai,
To Suru Ho Ja Ghar Ghr Ja Kar,Gujhiya Hi Gujhiya Milegi,,
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Teri To Holi Mast Man Gyi Kyu :)

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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.