BEST WISHES SMS FOR EXAM helps you to express your feeling. You can send this to your friends. You will definitely satisfied with the collection.

It takes 15 trees 2
produce da amount
of paper that we
use 2 write 1 exam.
join us in promoting da noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO 2 EXAMS

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Exams ke char din pehlay syllabus dekha to yad aya
Kuch To Hua Hy Kuch Ho Gya Hy
Exams k din paper dekh kar samajh aya
Sab Kuch Alag Hy Sab Kuch Naya Hy

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Congradulationz!
Gud news for Lahore University students
Exams hav beeen postponed up to Dec
2 confirm go to site
www.stop dreaming n start studying.org

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Newton’s Law of Studentology! .
“Every Book continues to be in
it’s State of Rest or covered with Dust,
until n unless a mid-term or
final exam Appears.”
HaPpY ExaMz

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If in Exam U Have 1 Of Question About Me
Then How Will U Define Me In Some Words?????
Ur Answer Should Be Based On Truth,

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Genius Is A Person Who Can Do In 1 Day
What Any Fool Can Do In 100 Days
Just As
We Complete Sylabus In A Day B4 Exam,
While D Faculty Take 1 Year

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Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope! So, hope for the best.

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All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.
I wish you is best of luck in your exams

A nice collection of SUCCESS IN EXAM SMS, which you will find here, messages are nice way to express your feeling for someone very special to you.

Attitude towards exam = tommorow is my exam but
i dont care bcoz a single sheet of paper cant decide my future

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Rain of summer, snow of winter
grace of autumn, glory of spring
May beauty of every season give ur heart
a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life. Good luck

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Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

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To be a good professional,
Always start to study late for Exams.
Because it teaches how to manage Time
And tackle Emergencies!
Best of luck!

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When u face problems in life, don’t ask GOD to take them away. Ask Him to show His purpose- Ask ways how to live a day searching his purpose for you. GOD BLESS And VERY BEST OF LUCK!!!

Nice and ultimate collection of EXAM SMS JOKES IN ENGLISH in our huge database of messages

The real value of infinity is known when
we open the 1st page of our text book on the night
before exam see the no. of pages to be read !!

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In Life,
Future is a Question Paper,
Past is a News Paper
&
Present is an Answer Sheet.!
So, Read, Learn
&
Write Carefully

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Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!

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To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam

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Behind every successful student,
there is one Girlfriend
But what about a failed student..??
?
?
?
?
?
?

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Newton’s Law of Studentology! .
“Every Book continues to be in
it’s State of Rest or covered with Dust,
until n unless a mid-term or
final exam Appears.”
HaPpY ExaMz

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Pre-Engineering wale marty nahi,
zinda dafnay jate hain
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her ek paper mein buri tarha tarpai jate hain
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koi khol k tu dekhte kafan ko un k
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Qabar mein bhi 5 yearz solve karte pai jate hain

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Atif Aslam Live In An Exam
Kuch Is Tarah…
Teri Copy, Meri Copy Se Miladay,
Answer Teray…Saaray Mujhay Paper Pe Chapa Day,
Tu Her Ghari Her Waqt Sir K Sath Raha Hai,
Han Yeh Jism Bloody Fool Abhi Kaanp Raha Hai,
Jo Solution Hain Ye Teray…Unhain Tu Mera Pata Dey!
Kuch Is tarhan Tera Paper Mere Paper se Milade

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A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college?
Where do I see my son in future?

Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college

Nice and ultimate collection of SHORT EXAM SMS in our huge database of messages

Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best.

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It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

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If I have 8 hours to cut a tree,
i will spend 7 hours in sharping the axe.
(LINCOLN)
“If we have 8 hours to study,
we will spend 7 hours searching the book.

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College life is like Reliance.
Karlo Duniya Mutthi Mein”
Bachelor Life is Like Airtel!
” Aisi Azadi aur Kahan”
After Engagement is Like Idea!
” Jo Badal de aapki Zindgi

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Behind every successful student,
there is one Girl friend..
But wht about a failed student..??
….
…
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?
??
???
A Beautiful Teacher..!!

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A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p

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A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100?
-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Semester !!

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A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100?
-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Semester !!

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To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

Here you will find large collection of LAST EXAM SMS. Send to your friends and wish them

Hey Friends
I’m Switching Off My Cell Due 2 Xams As I Have 2 Work Hard.
Plz Contact Me After
.
.
15 Mins Tab Tak Mera Bhoot Utar Jayega..

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Students While Studying For Exams
-Books n Notes Open
-Highlighting Sentences
-Pen In Mouth
-Blank Page
-Eating Drinking
-Turning Pages
-Readin ‘Headings’

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Examz se 1 month pehle aane wale 1st ashray ki dua: Ae Allah aaj se padhne ka irada kr rha hn, meri madad krna
2nd ashre ki dua:
Allah jo sawal mein yaad kron sirf wo imthan me aaye’n
Aakhri ashre ki dua:
Ae Allah is bar pass kra de agli bar khoob dil laga k parho’n ga.. ;->

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Tamam stuDntz sy appeaL hy k wo apny apny result sy phly
GHAR Ki sB chaplz , jharu nd waiper chupa dyn.
A msg 4rm
‘SSF’
‘SAVE STUDENTS FEDERATION

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Tamam stuDntz sy appeaL hy k wo apny apny result sy phly
GHAR Ki sB chaplz , jharu nd waiper chupa dyn.
A msg 4rm
‘SSF’
‘SAVE STUDENTS FEDERATION

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a last ball six
A last ball wicket
A last min Goal
A last min move often wins d game.
that’s y “WE”r still confident that
A last night study can win an
Exam…

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Tips To Be Successful In Exams,
1-Khud Aitmadi K Saath Paper Attempt Karein
2-Koshish Kar K Baat Apney Ilfaz Mein Byan Karein
3-Gup Marein Aisee Jo Haqeeqat Ko Touch Kar K Jaati Ho.

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Issi Waja Sey Koi Boht Khass Ho Gya,
Issi Waja Sey Koi Boht Khass Ho Gya,
Cheating Karwaney Sey Wo Fail Aur Pappoo Pass Ho Gya

A huge collection of AFTER EXAM SMS in our message library, pick up the best one and send it to your friends

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Maine bhi!!!
3rd:Shit yar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hey:p

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Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

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Students k Dard ko University Kya Jane
College K Riwajon ko Parents Kya Jane
Hoti hai Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Main
Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane….

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EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakro yaron,
Ghadi k kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to doji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.”

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Baap: Baita is bar exam mai tujhey 90% lanay hai,kuch b karBaita: nahi bapu mai to is bar 100% lauonga.
Baap: ku mazak kar raha hai?
Baita: shuru kisnay kia

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In exams students ka NAARA.
Yeh bazi haq ki bazi hai
Yeh bazi tum hi haro gay,
Har jaib se phara nikle ga,
Tum kitne phare phado gay

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Congratulations!
Good news for Karachi University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.wakeupfromstupiddreams.com

A huge collection of EXAM SMS IN URDU, which helps to express the feelings of your heart to your partner and friends.

Tamam Students ko mukhlisana mashwara diya jata hai k wo apne Results aane se pehle
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Ghar ki sab,
Chapallen,
Belts,
Pipes,
Wires,
Bat,
Jharu,
& Wiper,
Chupa dein…!
A Student Service Msg from “students welfare association”

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COLLEGE RELATED MOVIES:-
EXAM :-SOCHA NA THA
CLASS:-KABHI KABHI
Q.PAPER:-RAAZ
COPYING:-MAJBOOR
MARKS:-ASAMBHAV
FINAL EXAM:-MURDER
PASS:-AJOOBA

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Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete

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Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega
Chund Lamhon Mein Exam Aa Jayega
Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai, Do Line Parh Lo
Warna Pass Kya MUNNA BHAI Karvaye Ga??

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Yoon fail jo karna tha pehly hi bata daity
……Hum sari kitabo ko cholhy mai jala daity
Koshish to bahot ki thi nakaam hue akhir
Hum pas to ho jaty jo wo naql kara daity
Parchy jo mily hum ko sab khali diye hum ne
Zalim wo safai k number hi laga daity…

Nice and ultimate collection of STUDENT EXAM SMS in our huge database of messages

Life of a student.
Wallet hai, paisa nahin.
Lecture hai, attendance nahin.
Mobile hai, balance nahin.
Exams hai, tension nahin.
Perhna hai, mood nahin

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Koi Kitab aisi milti,Jispe dil luta dete Har subject ne dimag khaya,kisi
ek ko hi nipta dete,Ab syllabus dekh ke sochte hain,Ek mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete

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Life of studnt:purse hai,paise nahi lecture hai,attendance nahi mobile hai,balance nahi frnds hai,gf nahi EXAM Hai,TENSION NAHI PADHNA HAI PAR MOOD NAHI

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Tamam Students ko mukhlisana mashwara diya jata hai k wo apne Results aane se pehle
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.
Ghar ki sab,
Chapallen,
Belts,
Pipes,
Wires,
Bat,
Jharu,
& Wiper,
Chupa dein…!
A Student Service Msg from “students welfare association”

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Yoon fail jo karna tha pehly hi bata daity
……Hum sari kitabo ko cholhy mai jala daity
Koshish to bahot ki thi nakaam hue akhir
Hum pas to ho jaty jo wo naql kara daity
Parchy jo mily hum ko sab khali diye hum ne
Zalim wo safai k number hi laga daity…

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Ye ENGINEERING hai bidu,35 mile to TALI bidu,nahi mile to GALI bidu,Hua average to bole JHAKAS,nahi hua to SATYANASH,pass hua to parents ka saat hai,fail hua to VAAT hai…..Do your studies…All the best…

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Student (dost se): “Yaar! dhokha ho gaya”Dost:”kya hua?”Stdnt: “Maine Papa se books ke liye paise mangwaye the,Unhone books hi bhej di…..

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44 Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read.Writer-6months, Doctor-2mnths, Lawyer-1month, STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM.

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Jane kahan the aur kahan aa gye, duniya mein ban kar mehmaan aa gye. abhi to kitab kholi bhi nhi thi, aur jaane kahan se phir ye exams aa gye.

EXAM SMS SHAYARI section is a very beautiful concept to share the beauty of thought, So you can share this with your friends.

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega??

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Hum ek baar jite hai,
Ek baar marte hai,
Pyar bhi ek baar karte hai,
Jab har kaam ek baar karte hai to…
Exam q baar baar dete hai…

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Exams ke char din pehlay syllabus dekha to yad aya
Kuch To Hua Hy Kuch Ho Gya Hy
Exams k din paper dekh kar samajh aya
Sab Kuch Alag Hy Sab Kuch Naya Hy

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Perh perh ker kyaa kernaa hei
Aakhir ek din tou mernaaa hei
marnay key baad bee ager dubaara janam howa tou
shurooo tou nursery sey hee karna hei

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er Sawaal Say Dut Ker Larhnaa,
Fek ne Main Kamee Mut Karnaa,
Mokaa Milaa Tou Pechey Bhee Daykhnaa,
Or Ik Baat Yaad Rakhnaaa,
Aagay Waalay Kaa Paper Apnaa Samajhnaaa

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Ya hu!
Exams ke $aari tiyari ho gai
raser
Pen
scale
pencil
sab taiyar hai
AB BUS…….
parhna baki hay

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Lumhaaa Lumhaaa waqt guzar jaye gaa
Chund lamhon main exam aa jaye gaa
Abhee bhee waqt hei, doo line parh loo
Warnaa passs kyaa MUNNA BHAI karvayeee gaa??

Messages are nice way to say your friend and family that those are special for you and you remember them.. Just read the full collection of EXAM SMS IN 140 WORDS.

Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein ladkiyan aur bhi he

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1 Student Exam Copy Pe Apna Panja Bana Ra Tha
Teacher:
Paper Me To Hand Ki Diagram Ka Ques To Nhi Hai
Student:
Sir Paper Banane Wale Pe
Lanat Bhej Raha Hun.

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1000 Pages Ki Book Ko Kittay Din Mai Parha Ja Sakta Hai? Writer: 6 Months Doctor: 2 Months Lawyer: 1 Months Professor: 1 Week Student: Pehle Ye Batao Xam Kab Hai

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CLg ki galion me ajjeb khel hota hai
Cls ke bahane dilo ka khel hota hai
Notes ki jagah luvmail hota hai
Isliye to Pappu hr saal fail hota h

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PRINCIPLES F STDNT LIFE
-luv ur bed,it’s ur temple
-relax in d day.so u can sleep at nite
-books r holy.so don toch dem
-if u feel lyk doin somthin,wait til dat feelin goes away

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Are u a high scoring student?
Bored of gettin gud marks?
join M.S.UNIVERSITY..
aur fark dekhiye sirf 3 saalon me..
marks se nomarks…
ab sach mein posible!

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Exams ka saya hai, exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai? duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo, par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai