Everyone wants a different way to wish their dearest one, if you also want to wish, just see we have a different collection of NEW FLIRT TEXT MESSAGES.

Aahat si koi hui to lugta hai ke tum
Aahat si koi hui to lugta hai ke tum ho, hawa koi lehrai to lugta hai ke tum ho,ab tum hi batao kya tum kisi booot se kum ho

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kaash App kabi hamari gali main aaain
Kash aap kabi hamari gali main aain,thora sa muskurain, thora sa ghabrain,thora sa itrain, siti bajain, baalon ko jatkain, phir zor se chlain, ALU LE LO PIAZ LE LO

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mosum he dewana dil hai
mosum he dewana dil hai mastana ,aise mein tum? tum? han tum?tum? tum ?tum ?tum ?lux se do bar nahana

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The NHS regrets to inform you tha
The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.

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A-u r attractive, B- u r best,
A-u r attractive, B- u r best, C- u r cute, D-u r dear, E-u r excellent, F- u r funny, G-u r great, H-he he he, I-i am, J-joking.

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American-Dogs can find Bombs in my country
American-Dogs can find Bombs in my country.Japanese-Fish can play
Ball in my country. Indians-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country…

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Aapko…hum sirf aapko aur aapko
Aapko…hum sirf aapko aur aapko are aapko haan haan aapko ,baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha tang karenge.

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dosti ka safar lamba hain
dosti ka safar lamba hain to kya huan?ek kadam tum baro……………ek kadam hum bare…………baad mein rickshaw le lenge!!!!

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Tum Haste Raho
Tum Haste Raho
ô Haste Raho
ô Haste Raho
ô Haste Raho
Muskarate Raho
Sada Khilkhilate Raho
Khush Raho
Mera Kya hain
Log Tumhe hi
Paagal kahenge!
Ha ha ha!

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Who’s hot… Its U,
Who’s hot… Its U,
Who’s
Charming… Its U,
Who’s
Sweetest.. Its U,
Who’s
Intelligent… Its U,
Who’s dear & near friend… Its U
Who’s a liar.. Its me!

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God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.

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Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While
Memories can be kept in a file
A desert can replace the Nile
But…
NOthing can stop a smile when ur name appears on my mobile.

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I wrote, ur name on da sand n it got washed away,
I wrote, ur name on da sand n it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in da air n it got blown away,
II wrote ur name on my heart n…. I got a HEART ATTACK!
Life is like a MOVIE…
Life is like a MOVIE…
If u r sad – DRAMA
If u r afraid – SUSPENSE
If u r angry – ACTION
When u Luk at the mirror – HORROR
Now u r smilling – that’s COMEDY

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Jub aap angrai lete hain(In Hindi)
Jub app angrai lete hain,to mere uper nasha sa shaa jaata hai,are zzaaalim kabi naha hi lo to tera kya jaata hai.

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I m at police station.
I m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of
“POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS” . i M DOOMED, Need some ugly MOnkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?

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Shaktimaan Dusro Se Lad Raha Hai
Shaktimaan Dusro Se Lad Raha Hai Batman Raat Mein Ghoom Raha hai, Spiderman Diwaron Par Chad Raha hai, Aur Dobberman SMS Padh raha hai

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Woh Choom Len ek Baar to Aati Nahi Neend,
Unki Awaz Suntay Suntay Raat Jati hai Beet,
Is Liye Kehtay Hain Ye Risk Na Uthao,
MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO.

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Don’t stand too much in front of MIRROR.
Even da Mirror will fall in Love wid U
Coz
U r so Cute & Dashing..
4
more
JOKES
recharge Rs 30/- on my number

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Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai,
Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas hai

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Who‘s hot… Its U,
Who‘s
Charming… Its U,
Who‘s
Sweetest.. Its U,
Who‘s
Intelligent… Its U,
Who‘s dear & near friend… Its U
Who‘s a liar.. Its me

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In
1 year,
12 months,
365 days & nights,
8760 hours,
52560 min,
3153600 sec,
sirf aap ko hi yaad kia.
Aur sirf 2 mins lagay
is jhoot ko type kernay mein

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A light can replace dark
A success can replace failure
A smile can replace pain
But nothing can replace YOU
.
.
WHY?
.
.
.
.
Defective piece
No replacement

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Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar
Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar
Bin tere hum ji na payenge
Tum na hoge to hum
BEWAQOOF
kisay banayenge

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Fizao mai tum ho,
hawao mai tum ho
baharo mai tum ho
dhop mai tum ho,
chaho mai tum ho,
sach hi suna tha,
Buri atma ka koi thikana nhi hota.

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True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

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Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?

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Close your eyes and think about yourself,
your face
your style
your nature
your smile
your looks
Now open your eyes
Free main HORROR film dikhai na?
Chalo thanks bolo.

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Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha 1 shaam,
Liya 1 kaghaz aur likha tera naam,
Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye pegham,
Zinda pakarnay walay ko 50,000 ka inaam

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Kyun har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,
Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho

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Your smile is amazing… you know your smile kills the people…. So please save the world…….
and
Brush your teeth….
regularly!…

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I’d climd the highest mountain.I’d swim the ocean blue I’d do anything at all my dear- Just to get away from you

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Good person? thats you Good mate? Its you again Good taste? Corse its you Good friend? Its also you Good looking nah get lost thats me

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Meri zindagi pr faqat itna ehsan kar do,
ek benam si mohabbat maray naam kerdo,
ek subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,

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Jo sagar NE kaha lehron se,
Jo ped NE kaha patto se,
Jo phoolon NE kaha kaliyon se,
Wohi main tumhe kehta Hun,
Aey chal re shany hawa aane de.

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I have started luving ‘U’… I know it sounds ridiculous but I can’t control my feelings 4 ‘U’. Some time later I’ll start luving more ALPHABETS…!

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A scientist cannot be a president but
“KALAM” did it.A conductor cannot be a
super star but “RAJINI” did it.A
monkey cannot operate mobile but you did it.

If you like reading hindi, then here are some nice collection of MISLEADING FLIRT SMS messages.

If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be Sure as Death,and….be Smart as ME

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Life is like a MOVIE…
If u r sad – DRAMA
If u r afraid – SUSPENSE
If u r angry – ACTION
When u Luk at the mirror – HORROR
Now u r smilling – that’s COMEDY

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Mujhe se tum yon kiyon shermati ho
Mujhe pata hai tum cream bohat lagati ho
Orr kisi ko nahi batana to na bataoo
Per aisi baat tum mujhe se kiyon chupati ho

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Wen life changes & we go our separate wayz.u will still be in my heart til my dyin dayz.i tell no lie dis is true.da world has nva seen a freind like u

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IS KADAR HUM AAP KO CHAHTE HEN,KE DUNIAN WALE JUL JATE HEN,YON TO HUM SUB KO ULOO BANATE HEN,PER AAP ZARA JALDI BUN JATE HEN

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Bill payment par,
Bank Deposite par,
Mobile recharge par,
Cinema ticket par,
Phool Offer par,
Cash Register par,
Down payment par,
TUM SIRF MERE HO

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True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

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LADKIYAN nahi to college bekar,Sugar nahi to Coffee bekaar,Love nahi to Life bekaar, Moon nahi to Sky bekaar.aur Tum nahi to….Zoo bekaar.

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Last night I went to bed without you.
Cold, thinking of you, missing your warmth,
your soft touch against my skin.
Where were you last night,
my lovely pyjamas.

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Someone told me dat u r no. 1 flirt. Is dat true
F- FRIENDLY
L- LOVELYFUL
I – INTELLIGENT
R – ROMANTIC
T – TRUTHFUL
SO KEEP ON FLIRTING

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What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with
“TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”.

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I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
Don’t be so confused, I love other alphabets too:p

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Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people..
.
.
.
.
People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING

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I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”

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You’re eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There’s one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!

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I want to share everything with you, your sadness, your happy moments, every single second of the day.

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If flowers were dreams that would last for ever, I would pick the most beautiful ones to send to you.

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Be smart, be clever, put me in your heart, 4-ever.
Don’t listen to your mind. Listen always to your heart!

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The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn’t it rain on you?

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Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute,
98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly,
Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.

A large collection of CUTE FLIRT SMS TEXT MESSAGES. You can send this to your family and friends.

kadam kadam pe hawa ki simt ka dehan rakhna.mushkil waqt mei bhi dosti ko yad rakhna.hmari yao ki khusbu tmhain zror aye gi.BUS TM ZARA APNI NAK SAF RAKHNA

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attendence in zoo!!!
LOMREE..?
PRESENT
BHALOO..?
YES SIR
BANDER..!
HAZIR JANAB
DONKEY……..???
ABY MSG BAAD MAIN PERNA PEHLY PRESENT BOLO….

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if u read this, i m smart.
. if u save this, u agree i m smart..
if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart..
if u delete this u r jealous…

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I m getting married next month….
its small party and only few people will be invited……
dont bring any gift…..just bring someone who ll marry me.

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By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask “Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?”
To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer:
“Nothing of these, I haven’t done.”

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Life is pretty much unpredictable.
I may not live long enough
But I won’t miss out letting you know that
Life is worth living with someone like you around.

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Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,
Do More,Demand Less,Smile Often,Dream Big,
Laugh a Lot,Pray Always,Cry Once for missing me everyday.

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Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips,
a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk,
absolute gorgeous, thts enough bout me… how r u ?

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I wish I was a teddy bear,
That lay upon your bed,
So every time you cuddled it,
You cuddled me instead.

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Attendance
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes sir
Tinko
Yes sir
Gullo
Yes sir
Ullu
?
?
Ullu
?
Button n daba
present lagwa

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Swwar ke bache——–
Ullu ke patthe——–
Kutte ke pille——–
Gadhe ki aulaad——-
Bhains ke bachhre—–
Bakri ke momne——–
Sub kitne chhote chhote ,pyare pyare hate hain.

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hello….
hello… hello…hello..
Awaz nahi aa rahi?
HELLO…?
ab awaz ayi?
Ab bhi nahi?….
..awaz kaise ayegi buddhu? ye to sms hai.

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Ba Adab
Ba Mulaheeza
Hoshiayaar
Pagaloonk Maharaja
Bewaqoofon ka Shehzada
Be-Noor E Chasham
Aqal se anjaan
Shehanshah-e-PAgalistan
SMS ki parhae farma rahe hain..

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Someone told me dat u r no. 1 flirt. Is dat true
F- FRIENDLY
L- LOVELYFUL
I – INTELLIGENT
R – ROMANTIC
T – TRUTHFUL
SO KEEP ON FLIRTING

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Close your eyes and think about yourself,
your face
your style
your nature
your smile
your looks
Now open your eyes
Free main HORROR film dikhai na?
Chalo thanks bolo.

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hum app k hain kuan
hum app k hain kuan
hum app k hain kuan
hum app k hain kuan
hum app k hain kuan
hum app k hain kuan
hum app k hain kuan
kuch bhi nahin.

BEAUTIFUL FLIRT SMS TEXT MESSAGES section is a very beautiful concept to share the beauty of thought, So you can share this with your friends.

Congratulations! You’ve been voted “Most Beautiful Girl In This Room”
And the grand prize is a date with me!

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New style of proposing a girl
“Can I borrow a coin?”
“I told my mom that I wil phone her wen I met d girl of my dreams”

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Butterflies don’t know the color of their wings, but human eyes know how nice it is… Like wise you don’t know ‘how good you are’, but I know ‘how special you are’

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I always lose control when ur by my side. u have bcome the light of my life. I always enjoy the time i spend with you. I think i’m falling in love with you!

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It must have been a rainy day when you were born..Heaven was crying ‘cus it lost its most beautiful angel!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.

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Hello, I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart!

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I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I do think, I think of you

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If I had a penny every time I thought of you, I’d still miss you,but at least I would be rich!

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Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!

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Tere hathon mitran ne hona ae katal,
Munde tainu kehnde baaran bor di rafal,
Asin wekhnae khud nu tabah karke,
Aaja waj ja bandook diye goliyee ni seene vich tha karke..!!

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Jaane yeh kaisa naata hai, bas tera naam hi aata hai zubaan par, din ya raat me, le ke tera haath haath mein, rahunga tere saath saath main

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Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.

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If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be?