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There are many languages to express yourself and show your feelings but the most effective and powerful way is messaging, a huge collection of APRIL FOOLS OFFICE JOKES.

Aliens Have Contacted The Earth…
Just Watch The News And See It….
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One More Thing Advance Mein Happy April Fool..!

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Today if anyone praises U 4 UR:
1.SMARTNESS
2.NATURE
3.STYLE
4.ATTITUTE
Kick them
how dare they
Can Fool U
before APRIL 1st…

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plz cal me urgent..
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janab msg to pura padh liya kro. pata nhi kon kub pahle april fool bana de.

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Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap
Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai
beautiful beautiful?
aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai
? aprilfool, aprilfool ?

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So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see …….how Sweetly I LIE.
Happy April Fool Day!

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If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.How dare they fool u before april 1st.

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I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excellent.
Romantic.
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. tongue.png
Happy April Fools Day

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When the whole world will, CELEBRATE:
YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year.
Congratulations!

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Santa banta se: APRIL FOOL manaya?
Banta: Haan!
Santa:kis k saath?
Banta:Biwi ke saath!
Maine usko 3 bar talaq dia
jab woh rone laga to Hum bola
APRIL FOOL,
APRIL FOOL..

Fool Sms, Fool Message Collection

Unique collection of Fool Sms in our message library

 

 

 

1. O FOOL you are the most BeautiFOOL, WonderFOOL & WolorFOOL Among all FOOLS

 

 

2. ek admi kabar par betha tha,

musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???

admi: darne ki kya bat hai??? ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.

 

3. 31st or 1st april doesnt matter. Fool is always a fool, wishing u a very happy n prosperous fools day.To d king of fools by the prince of cools. Its ur day.:

 

4. Hurry up. fill in the blanks with “HAAN” or “NAHI”

 

1.__________main insan nahi hu

 

2.__________main hi bewakuf hu

 

3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi

 

4.__________main pagal hi hu

 

5. This is MAGIC.

Press down 6times,

You can See your PHOTO

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Congrats! You are the First

April Fool of the year

 

6. Dost Pathan se:

APRIL FOOL manaya?

Pathan: Han

Dost:kis k saath?

Pathan:Bv k 7!

hum ne 3 bar talaq dia

jab wo rone laga to Hum bola

APRIL FOOL,

APRIL FOOL..!

 

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If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I ll come, hold u r hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

 

8. Plz Open this msg. After 6 days,on Tuesday..I know u can’t wait, So, CONGRATZ!! U R D FIRST FOOL OF 2010, APRILFOOL in advnce..

 

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FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?

SON: Under Water, Dad.

FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?

SON: They” Re Below C Level

 

10. Larkiyon se Dil lagana ik bhoOl hy

Larkiyon k piche jana fuzoOl hy

Jis din kisi Larki ne Apkokeh dia I LOVE U

To Samajh lenaUs Din

April FoOl Hai.

 

 

A large collection of Fool Sms In English. You can send this to your family and friends.

 

 

 

1. U R the one who is CHARMING

U R the one who is INTELLIGENT

U R the one who is CUTE

and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS…

 

2. Ah, well, I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God’s fool, and all His work must be contemplated with respect. – Mark Twain

 

3. A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool, usually has his suspicions.

 

4. Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.

Its on 1st of April. Surprised?

Stupid, 1st April is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.

April FOOL

 

5. A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

 

6. If u dont mind

 

If u dont feel bad

 

 

If dont hesitate

 

 

Please……

 

 

give me a

 

 

K

 

 

ki

 

 

kis

 

 

kiss

 

 

kiss……

 

 

kissan jam bottle

just RS.22.50 only. soon. ….

 

7. A – U r Attractive

B – U r the Best

C – U r Cute

D – U r Dear 2 Me

E – U r Excellent

F – U r Funny

G – U r Good-Looking

H – hehehe

I – I’m

JOKING

 

8. So Sweet is ur SMILE???

so Sweet is ur STYLE???

so Sweet is ur VOICE???

so Sweet is ur EYE?????

see …….

how Sweetly I LIE…

 

9. A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.

Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

 

10. We have known each other for quite a while now,

do u think we can b more than friends?

cos i like u very much.

will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?..