Here are some nice collection of VERY FUNNY SMS which you can share with your friends and family which helps to spread cute smile on their faces

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell….she’s got a hand grenade in her mouth.

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I like Kids. But I don’t think I could eat a whole one.

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

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What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?
- E.T. phoned home.

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Why don’t men often show their true feelings?
- Because they don’t have any. 1

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Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that’s how dogs spend their lives.

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Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores?
“101 Ways to Wok Your Dog”

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Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

A huge collection of URDU SMS FUNNY. You can send to all people to whom You know and like.

Japan ny aik mirror discover kiya !
Is mirror k samny jo b jhot bolta wo mar jata.
Ek pathan, french, american or indian ko mirror k samny laya gya.
American: I think I love iraq.
He died.
French: I thnk I hate Perfumes.
He died
Indian: I think I love kashmiri
He died.
Phatan: I think
And…
He DIED.

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Ye Zaruri nahi k agg se jal jaye Insaan,
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Kuch Log Mere Istyale se bhi Jal jate hain

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Agr kbi Spider Man LAHORE Aa Jae,
Tou Subha TV Channelz Pr Sb Se Pehle Kya News Hogi?
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Spider Man
MOCHI gate
ßijli Ki Taron
Mein Phas K Halaak ! ! !

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Salam,
9876543210
Ye Mera
Airtel Ka “Naya”
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Number
Mat Samjh Lena
Pagal
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ye to 9 se 0 tak olti ginti hain…..
Ab Bewakufo ki tarah uper mat dekhna…

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Pathan:
yar ye Doctor Parchi pe aisa kya likhta hai jo sirf Medical Store waale hi samjh
paate hen,
Sardar:Wo likhte hen:
“Mene to Loot Liya tu b Loot le.

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yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi, liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi,
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge, magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…

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aik larki larky say kahti hai tum muj sau shaadi karoo gay larky nay kaha haan buss apni wife say posh ker bataoon ga

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NIGAHO SE NIGAHE MILAKAR TO DEKHO TUM APNE DIL KI BAAT BATA KAR TO DEKHO SAB KAREEB AYENGE TUMHARE TUM EK HAFTA LAGATAAR NAHA KAR TO DEKHO

URDU HINDI FUNNY SMS JOKES section is a very beautiful concept to share the beauty of thought, So you can share this with your friends.

Sardar: ham nay 1 aise cheez banaye hai jis se ham diwar ky us par daikh sakty hain
Angrez wow
Zabardast who kia hay sardar ji
Sardar: Sorakh

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(..EK CHOTIH SI LOVE STORY..)
ek tah larka ek tih larki,
larka tah kala larki tih gorih,
larka tah memon larki tih borih…….
soja mere bache bes yahe tih kahaani….

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Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se
patthar nahi nikal sakti kya?
Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai do
char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!

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ek baar ek ladki ko dekheker ek ladka bola uf kya julfe hain
ladaka daily ladki ko tang karta tha ek din
ladki collage ja rahi thi to ladka pohir bola
uf kya julfe hain
ladki boli aage bhi kuch bolegaa
ladka bola : dho liya ker nahi to dhere pad
jayenge

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jawaab teri shayari ka…. denge hum shayari mein….
naam tera likh baithe hain…. apne dil ki diary mein….

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Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain, maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain, Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko, aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain….

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Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki, har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai,
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du , kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

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Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha
ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he
hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he………
KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI
SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI…. ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho…..

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sharab hai to mai-khane banay
husan hai to dewane banay
ap me bhe koi khaas baat hai
tabhe to pagal khane banay

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Taj mahal kiya chez hia main to us se bada mahal banaoun ga aree mumtaaz to marke
dafan hoi thi main to tujhe zinda hi dafnaoun ga.

Messages are the best way to express your feelings, here are huge collection of URDU FUNNY SMS MESSAGES.

Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain

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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain.

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Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun, isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon

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Kal shub balti main tumhara aqas dekha, aur phir balti ko hala hala ke tumhara raks dekha

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Kash kabhie app hamari gali main ayen,thora sharmaen,thora itraen, thora
muskaraen,thora ghabraen aur phir zor se chilaen”TEEN DABAY WALAY”

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Hugli Hugli
Dugli DUgli
Bugli Bugli
Ugly Ugly Busssssssssssssss!!
Hans mut yeh mantar Rang KAALA karne ka tha jo tune parh liya…..
Ab tera kia hoga KAAALIYAAA….????

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Kitne din ho gay, Kitne haftay guzar gay, Baat mahino tak bhi chali gaye, Ab tu
saal bhi hone ko hai, Ab tu kehna manno, Chalo jaldi se NAHA LO

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Sardar Ne “KFC” Phone kiya:
Hello kfc!!
1 Pizza!
1 Spicy Rice!
1 French Frize!
Bhej Do!
KFC:
G kis k Naam pe?
Sardar:
Allah k Naam pe!

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Pathan K Mobile P Raat 2 Baje Phone Aya:
Aap So To Nahi Rahy Thy
Pathan Ghussey Me Bola:
Khabees Ka Bachcha..
Zarori Nahi K
Har Pathan Chowkidaar Ho

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Wo Aaj Be Sardi Me Mar Rahi Hay,
Kisi Ne Aik Bar Usy Kaha Tha,
Tum Sweter K Bina Katrina Kaif Lagti Ho

A huge collection of TEXT JOKES IN FUNNY in our message library, pick up the best one and send it to your friends

A phone is a form of communication, a kiss is a form of affection, a picture is a form of remembrance, CHOOSING me as ur friend is a form of… Good Taste!

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What do you call a woman in heaven?
John: An angel!
A crowd of women in heaven?
John: A host of angels!
All the women in heaven?
John: PEACE ON EARTH!

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It?s important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you, a man who is great in the sack. The most important: These 3 men should never meet each other!

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I really like you,
I want to talk to u,
I am dying to see u,
But, I can’t get to u,
The stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!

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I want a favor from you.
Take a snap of yourself n send it to me,
I’m playing cards and I’m missing the joker!!

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What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said “Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree….Plz try later.”

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Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.

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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

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My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too.

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Don’t spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They’ll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.

Here are some nice collection of SMS MESSAGES FUNNY.Send it to your friends and make them feel happy

Define Girlfriend:
Girlfriend wo hoti hai jo ladke ko tok tok kar
uski sari addatein badal deti hai
aur yeh kehkar chod deti hai ki
“tum ab pehle jaise nahi rahe”!!!!!!!!!

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ek hathi & chhuhiya ki love marrige ho gai,
1 din baad hathi mar gaya
chhuhiya boli hai re kismat ek din ka pyar hua
ab sari jindagi kabar khodane me bitegi.

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I Wrote ur Name on the Sand
It got Washed Away
I Wrote ur Name in the Air
It got Blown away.
So I Wrote ur Name in my Heart
Saala Heart Attack aa gayaa!!!

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Ek Din Apki Life Me Asi Ladki Ayegi
jo Apko Bahut Jayada Pyar Karegi
or Dher Sari Kiss Kiya Karegi
or Kahegi I Love U Papa.

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Hansi ke raste pe chala karo,
Khushiyon ki mehak liya karo,
Pyar se dilon ko chhua karo,
Jahan tumhe gum nazar aaye,
Iss dost ko yaad kiya karo!

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Banta: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Banta: Phone pe baat karte waqt.

Are you searching for SMS JOKES FUNNY SMS. This segment helps you to express your feeling for your dearest person.

Santa (reading from book of facts) “Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?” Banta: “Why don’t u use a mouth wash?”

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To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them!!

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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! Saint: I don’t have. TT: Where do you want to go? Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya! TT: Come, lets go! Saint: Where? TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.

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What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous…. I Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired….. I put down the mirror !

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What is the similarity between CIRCUS and a BEAUTIFUL GIRL’S HEART? Both have space for 1 more clown…

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Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? Sam: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” She replied, “Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

An ultimate collection of SHORT FUNNY SMS in our message library, which you can send to your friends, family and someone very special for you

Girl: Mujhe Maaf Kar Dena, Maine Apse Chupaya The K Meri Mangni Ho Chuki Hai.
Boy: Are Koi Baat Nai, Chalo Aaj Main Tumhe Apni Biwi Se Milwata Hu

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1st: Mai amir ladke se hi shadi karungi
2nd: Baju me jo ladka h usse shadi karle,wo amir h
1st: kaise
2nd: Uske muh se pyaj ki smell aa rahi hai

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Dhoni’s MOTHER: Market se sabzi le aao.
Dhoni: Par Ma me kal match haar gaye na , to log bahut gusse me h!
Maa: Meri sari pehenkar jao, koi nahi pehchanega
Market mein dhoni gaya.
One Gal: “hi dhoni” !
Dhoni shocked kaise pehchana
Gal: “Abe mein Nehra” !!!

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BF : Kal tumhare ghar gaya tha, mujhe nahi lagta hamari shaadi hogi.
GF: Kyu? Papa se mile?
BF : Nahi tumhari behen se mila, solid hai!

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Girl:Ladka kaisa Hai?
Brother:Ladka Achha He, Engineering Kiya He, Dikhne Me FILM Ka HERO Lagta he.
Girl:Kaun si FILM Ka HERO?
” PAA ” !

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Two Guys Are Chatting..
Guy A: “I’m Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary.”
Guy B: “Oh.. That’s Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?”
Guy A: “I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back.”

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Ladki – Mai maa banne wali hu
Premi-kya bakvas kr rahi ho?
STORY ME TWIST
Ladki- bkvas nahi me tere Baap se shadi kr k teri maa bnne wali hu!
Rista wahi, soch nayi.

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Budha 1 Ladki Se Tkrya
Budha:-Sorry
Grl:-Stupid
Tabi 1 Ladka us Se Tkrya
Ladka:-Sorry
Grl:-It’s Ok
Budha:-Meri Sorry Ki Speling Galat Thi Kya?

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Railway toilet me likha tha
“Duniya chand pe pahuch gyi aur tu yhi beitha he”
Sardar niche likh ke aaya
“Bs dho ke jaa hi rha hu”

Here are some nice collection of SANTA BANTA FUNNY SMS.Send it to your friends and make them feel happy

Banta ko santa ka 1 blank msg aaya,
Fir usne vapis santa phone kiya aur bola,
Oye yaar tenu malum hai tere mobile ki ink khatam hogayi,

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Santa to Taxi Driver Vinayak
mandir jaoge kya?
Taxi Driver haa sahab!
Santa- Theek hai
wapas aate waqt mere liye
prasad le aana!

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Jeeto: Doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ka aaram aur kisi Hill station par jaane ko kaha hai, hum kaha jayenge?
Santa: Kisi Dusrey Doctor ke paas!!!

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Santa: Mere Pitaji Ye tay nahi kar paa rahe hai ki Gaay Kharidna theek hoga Ya Motorcyle?
Banta: mere hisab se motorcyle kharidna theek hoga, kyonki gaay par savari karte ve bade bevkoof lagenge.
Sana: Baat tau tumhari theek hai, lekin motor cycle se doodh duhate bhi ve aur bhi bade bevkoof lagenge

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Santa Pahli Baar Village mein gaya,
Base se utarte hi, mitti haath mein uthakar bola
Gav ki mitti ki khusboo hi alag hoti.
Banta bola: Bhai theek se dekh, ye mitti nahi tatti hai

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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, “Pappu! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?”
Little Johnny quickly replied, “Cartoon Network, Ten Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo!”

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Teacher: Light Kitho Aandi Hai?
Pappu: Mere Nankeya De Gharon.
Teacher: Kinwe?
Pppu: Jado Light Jandi Hai Papa Kehndy ne ‘Saleya ne Pher cut ti.

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Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle. Policeman gives hand to stop.
Santa shouted: Oye pagal, pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kahan baithega?

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Santa bought a car on loan… He didn’t pay the dues, the bank took away his car.
Santa: If I knew this, I’d have taken a loan for my marriage also!

A nice collection of REALLY FUNNY SMS JOKES in our message library, send to your friends and family and make them feel special and fell happy

Santa Pandu Ji Se Puchta Hai: “Yaar Tere Ghar Latrine Bani Hai?” Pandu: “Haan, Kyu?” Santa: “Aisi Hi, Mere Ghar To Kadi Chawal Ban Hai“

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Wife:
Suno Ji , Apko Mujh Ma Sabsy
Zyada Kya Acha Lagta Hai
Meri Beauty
Ya
Meri Aqalmandi?
Husband:
Mujhe To Ye Teri Mazak Karne Ki
Aadat Sabsy Achi Lagti Hai

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Wife – kitchen se aji sunte ho
aajkal mai khubsurat hoti ja rahi hue .
Husband – : tumne kaise jana
Wife :- aaj kal meri khubsurti dekhkar rotiyan bhi jalne lagi hai …..

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Ragging k waqt ladko ne
ek ladki se kaha ,
Ek – sawal ka jawab
Do – Patna kahan hai ?
Ladki – Bihar me .
Boys – yahi pat jao itni dur jaane ki kya zarurat hai

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Boy-Chalogi
Girl-Kaha.?
Boy-Jaha Tum Kaho
Girl-Police A Chalte Hai,
Boy-Lo Batao Ab Apni Behen Se Mazak Bhi Nahi Kar Sakta