There are many languages to express yourself and show your feelings but the most effective and powerful way is messaging, a huge collection of GOOD HUMOR SMS MESSAGES.

Some People Die Younger, Becoz God Loves Them. U r still on
earth, Becoz There Is Someone Who Loves U More Than God

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Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!

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Frndshp is nt abt
“its ur fault”
Bt its abt
“i m sorry”,
its nt abt
“whr r u”
Bt abt
“i m here 4 u”,
Its nt abt
“hw cud u”
Bt its abt u

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Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness is its poison.

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Mera dil kahta tha telephone karoon,
Mera dil kahta tha telephone karoon,
Magar kambakhto ne conection hi kat diya.

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Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
[Audience: Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.]
Hawa hi hawa hai.

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Bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara, bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara
abe phir kiya hua
Bakri ne bhi bakre Ko seeng maar diya

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Voh sadak ke is paar thi, hum sadak ke us par the
kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
ab hum sadak ke us par the, aur voh sadak ke is par thi.

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Gum woh cheez hai …
Wah Wah..! Kya dard hai!
Gum woh cheez hai …
Jisse paper chipkaya jaata hai

A huge collection of FUNNY SMS MESSAGES COLLECTION AND FUNNY TEXT HUMOR. You can send to all people to whom You know and like.

A love letter from biscuit maker:
Dear marie, today is good day,
u r anmol for me…
but u have crack jacked my heart,
bcoz i have a little heart,
now i m in 50/50 position…

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What does ILU means?
I= I
L= Love
U=Urdu
so I love urdu…
tum kya samjhey they…
I love ullu..
to haan mein tum say bhi pyar karta hoon

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One day Raja and rani
decided to send messages
to each other by using
Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
He angried and called to rani.
She told stupid “This was a missed call”

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Teacher To Student:
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

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1 night bijli chali gae…
PATHAN APNI BIVI SAY:
oye kam se kam pankha to chala day.
BiWI: kar di na phir pathano wali baat…
pankha chalaingay to mombatti bujh nahin jayegi

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Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: Na
Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom:ice creame khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!

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1 kanjoos dosray say:
Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.
Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:
1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?
Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga.
Main nay kaha ja nahin deta

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Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai,
jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai…
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Girl: doctor ko dikha le beta q k
dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!.

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The longest sentence known to man: “I do.”

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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.

An ultimate collection of POLITICAL HUMOR SMS in our message library, which you can send to your friends, family and someone very special for you

Once, Bill Clinton went to meet his daughter Chelsea at Oxford. Chelsea introduced her boyfriend Casanova to her dad.
Casanova liked Bill’s personality and went gaga over the meeting. He stood up and said, “Mr. President it’s great to meet you. You know… you’re my idol, my role model.”
Bill retorted, “Hey man, that’s it! I don’t want you seeing my daughter anymore!”

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A foreign doctor was called to do knee-surgery on Vajpayee. The doctor declared that the ex-PM would have to undergo three knee-surgeries. Everyone wondered what the heck the doctor was saying.
Later on, a reporter asked the doctor, why three knee-surgeries?
The doctor retorted: Left Knee, Right Knee and Adva-nee!!

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There was a legislative election and a politician was campaigning in a rural area. Suddenly, his eyes could see a ramshackle house and a young man milking a cow. He approached the man, ready to make his pitch for a vote.
He was about the start, when an old wise man called from inside the house. “Sebastian, get in the house. And who is that guy you’re talking to?”
Sebastian said, “The guy says he is a politician.”
The old wise man said, “In that case, better bring the cow inside with you

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A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life

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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remed

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Politics is the gentle art
of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.

If you are searching a different way for wishing your friends, we have a nice collection of Sense Of Humor Sms.

1. Humor results when society says you can’t scratch certain things in public, but they itch in public

2. Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing

3. Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.

4. A wife asked her husband: ?What do you like most in me my pretty face ?

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: ?I like your sense of humor.

5. A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs.

It’s jolted by every pebble on the road.

6. A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

7. There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor

If you are looking for Humor Sms then your searches ends here. Just read our collection of Humor Sms from our message library

1. Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i m playin cards n I m missin the joker!!

2. i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window I look down & den i lauf again

3. What is the difference between Mother & Wife? One woman brings you into this world crying… & the other ensures you Continue to do so!!

4. Hi i am dying to c u, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get 2 u, dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!

5. Seeking luv iz a mission… finding luv iz a complexed ambition… so y not go wiv the asian tradition, and let the parentz make the decision..

6. Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha

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8. Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have

a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

9. I ve been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain, can u cum down the police station and show them it’s a mistake??

10. Think Well Work Well Eat Well Sleep Well Play Well and also put ur Mobile inside the same well Because you r not messageing me… well