A large collection of SHORT HUSBAND JOKES AND WIFE SMS JOKES. You can send this to your family and friends.

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further
M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

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Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

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LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE
and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

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What’s the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ??
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Both are sweet at the beginning
and
become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd…

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Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

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What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

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Difference between Husband & gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

FUNNY HUSBAND JOKES AND WIFE SMS JOKES helps you to express your feeling. You can send this to your friends. You will definitely satisfied with the collection.

wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

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Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

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What’s the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ??
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Both are sweet at the beginning
and
become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd…

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LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE
and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

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patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai.
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taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai

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Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

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Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
and suddenly shouts: “Up! Quick! My husband is back!”
Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: “Damn, I am the husband!”
pos

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You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!

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Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

Everyone wants a different way to wish their dearest one, if you also want to wish, just see we have a different collection of ANNIVERSARY SMS FOR HUSBAND.

A light, happy heart,
A bright, happy day
That’s what you’re wished
With much love today!
Happy Wedding Anniversary

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All my love for you FREE!
Wishing
U
A
Very
Happy
ANNIVERSARY

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Happiness fills my heart
To know that you’ve been
With me in this journey
Here’s wishing you my love
A very Happy Anniversary

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I’m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it’s true,On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Anniversary

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The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I’ll always treasure I love you
Happy Anniversary

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That special day is here again The day we took our vows You’re just as special to me today Happy Anniversary

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I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.so this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay

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1. A husband’s cute love quote:

“Even my child started walking

without any support but my wife

still feels to hold my hand while walking…

 

2. Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti jesi meri ammi pakati thi.

Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be aeisa aata goondo jesa tumhare abbu goonda krty thy.

 

3. A true husband is one who lays down the laws for his wife…and then accepts all her amendments!

 

4. Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook

‘n Make Food Myself For A Month,

What Will You Pay Me..?

 

Husband- I Won’t Have To Pay You,

You’ll Get My Entire Insurance Amount..

 

 

5. Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.

 

Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?

 

Doc : Two…

 

 

 

MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy ..

 

6. Wife: You delivered an excellent speech.

Hubby: Thanks dear but the audience was full of fools and idiots.

Wife: Is that why you addressed them as your brothers and sisters?

 

7. Doctor:

Aap k shohar ko mukamal aaram ki zarurat hai.

Ye neend ki goliyan hain

 

BIWI:

ye mein inhen kis waqt doon?

 

Doctor:

 

Ye aap ne khani hain….

 

8. Question: Why do women live longer than men?

 

Answer: Because shopping never causes heart attacks,

but paying the bills does!

 

9. Q na hum apni shadi ki salgirah pr

 

dawat k lye bakra ziba karen?

 

Shohar:

 

 

 

ghalti to me ne ki ha?

to saza us gharib ko Q dein.”

 

A huge collection of Husband & Wife Romance Sms, which helps to express the feelings of your heart to your partner and friends.

 

 

 

1. A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan.

Husband:What was THAT for?

Wife:I found a paper in your pocket, with the name Jenny on it.

Husband:I played RACE last week and Jenny was the name of my HORSE.

Wife:Sorry!

Next day the Wife hit him with the Frying Pan AGAIN!

Husband:Why?

Wife:Your Horse PHONED!

 

2. Difference between Friend & Wife

 

U can Tell ur Friend

U r my Best Friend

But

 

Do u have courage tell to u r Wife

U r my Best Wife?

 

3. Husband and wife are like liver and kidney.

Husband is liver and wife is kidney.

If liver fails, kidney fails.

If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

 

4. wife : Look A Thief Has Entered Our Kitchen

 

N He Is Eating D Cake Prepared By Me

 

Husband: Whom should I Call

 

Now Police Or Ambulance..

 

5. Wife to doc Doc, I think my husband has a fearful disease.I talk to him for hours and he doesnt hear a word I say.

Doc:Thats not a disease, its a gift!

 

6. Wife: (expecting a car)

Gift me something which goes from 0 to 100 in 3 seconds when Im on it.

Husband: gifted her a weighing machine

 

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7. I feel something in my heart,

Its like a little flame,

Every time I see you,

This flame lights up,

This flame is special for you,

Because I LOVE YOU!

 

Everyone wants a different way to wish their dearest one, if you also want to wish, just see we have a different collection of Husband & Wife Relationship Sms.

 

 

 

1. Husband:

Mujhe samajh nahi aati,

k

tum meri Ammi jesi rotiyan Q nahi pakati?

 

Wife:

w

kiyon k

tum wesa aatta nahi goundtay

 

Jesa,

 

Tumhary abba goundty hain.

 

2. Shohr: maalum hota he k daraaz me koi khane ki chiz he.?

 

Bivi: Aap ne bilkul sahi andaza lagaya is me mere sendel hen. . .

 

3. Nothing in this world Could ever be

As wonderful as the love Youve given me

Your love makes my days so very bright,

just knowing youre my darling wife (Husband)..

Wish u a Happy Anniversary

 

4. Dimag hay To Jawab do:-

 

Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki

Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas

Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki

Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???

 

 

Answer=Tumare Daddy (Papa)

 

5. A ki biwi B

B ki bhabhi C

C ki beti V

V ke dada G

G ki biwi K

K ki beti T

 

So what relationship do A n T share?

 

 

Answer= they are husband and wife

 

6. Wife: Jb Tm Desi Sharab Peete Hoto Mujhe Paro Kehte Ho Jb Whisky Peete Ho To Darling, Aaj Kia Piya Hai Jo Churail Keh Rahe Ho..? Husband: Aj Me Hosh Me Hun.

 

7. Kitna Baybus Hai Insaan Qismat K Aagay Her Sapna Toot Jata Hai Haqeqat K Aagay Jis Ne Kabhi Jhukna Nahi Sekha Duniya Main Wo Bhi Jhuk Jata Hai BEGUM K Aagay

 

8. Flower Needs Sunshine,

Violet Needs the Dew,

All Angels in Heaven Know

How Much I Need You

Waiting Since Long Just

to Say u I LOVE YOU..

 

9. 2 Married Men Talking-

10yrs Ago,

Whenever I Returned Home,

My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.

Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite

 

Express your emotions by the deep words of Anniversary Sms For Husband. Nice collection of Anniversary Sms For Husband

 

 

 

1. How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving Husband, For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair..

 

2. If I Met You On Tomorrow I Would Still Give

 

You My Heart If You Should Say,

 

Do You Still Love Me? I’D Say,

 

Till Death Do Us Part

 

Happy Anniversary

 

3. Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal, The Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal. Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary My Husband..

 

4. On this special day,best wishes go to you, that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through. Happy anniversary to you my Love

 

5. Happy Anniversary

and May

your marriage be Blessed with love,

joy And companionship

For all the years of your lives!

 

 

6. Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it, Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover

 

7. Happiness fills my heart…

To know that you’ve been

With me in this journey…

Here’s wishing you my love…

A very Happy Anniversary

 

8. if I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say, do you still love me I’d say, Till death do us part Happy Anniversary

 

 

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1. Husband- Ek writer ne likha hai ki

“Pati ko bhi ghar ke maamlo mein bolne ka haq hona chaahiye..”

 

Wife-Woh bechara bhi dekho likh hi paya,Bol Nahi Saka…

 

2. Wife:What is 10 years with me?

Husband:A second.

 

Wife:What is $1000 for me?

Husband:A coin.

 

Wife: Ok give me a coin.

Husband:Wait a second

 

3. Husband wife mein larai hoi,

Husband ghar se chala gaya,

 

Husb:Rat ko phone pay,Khanay mein kia hai

Wife:Zeher.

Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:

 

4. Husband

to a newly wed wife!

I could go to the end of the world for you

Wife:Thanks,but promise me

you will stay there for the rest of your life.

 

5. Wife 2 Husband : sunoji, aajkal ladka bahut paise uddane lagaa hai,

Jahan bhi chhupati hoo, dhoondh leta hai

 

Father: Saale ki book me rakh de, exam tak nai dhundh paayega !!!

 

6. Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne

Hello kiya,

Wife- koun thi wo?

Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchhegi.

 

7. Wife came home with a goat.

Husband askedIs bhains ko ghar kion lai ho

Wife:Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!

Husband:Bakri se hi poch raha hon

 

8. Biwi(Ghusse Main):

Tumhare Dimagh Main To

Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

 

Husband (Pyar Se):

To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho¦.?

 

 

A huge collection of Romantic Sms For Wife . You can send to all people to whom You know and like.

 

 

 

 

1. I feel something in my heart,

Its like a little flame,

Every time I see you,

This flame lights up,

This flame is special for you,

Because I LOVE YOU!

 

2. Aksar logo ko kehtay suna hai k,

 

zinda rahy to phir milengy,

 

lekin

 

tumse milne ke baad dil ne mehsoos kiya

 

milty rahy to zinda rahenge.

 

3. Ae baad-e-saba

us nagar main ja

usay itna bata

ek dost tera

kehta hy sada

mujhy apna bana

chahat ko jaga

ae jaan-e-ghazal

teri baat azal

tere hont kanwal

teri aankh ghazal

ae jaan-e-wafa

khud tu hi bata

kab tere siwa

mujhey chain mila ???

 

4. You know why women starts with W

because all questions start with W !

Who ?

Why ?

What ?

When ?

Which ?

Whom ?

Where ?

&

Finally Wife..!!!

 

5. Jab sey begum ney mujhy murgha bana rakha hain

Main ney nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hain

Bartano aj mere sir pey baraste q ho

Main ney dho dha key tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,

Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,

Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai

Wohi dunya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra

Jis ne

 

6. Biwi ne pathi ke gale main bahein daal kar kaha Kaisi lag rahi ho main? Pati: bilkul waisi jaise bhagwan shankar ke gale main naag lagta hai!

 

7. Wife:kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the. Husband:Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai. Wife: kaisi galat fehmi? Husband: Yehi k main soya hua tha

 

8. Sardar n Wife waiting 4 train

Itane me PUNJAB MAIL aayi,

 

Sardar bhag k train me chad gaya aur

wife se bola Jab PUNJAB FEMALE aaye to chad ja

 

 

Romantic Sms For Husband helps you to express your feeling. You can send this to your friends. You will definitely satisfied with the collection.

 

 

 

 

1. Married Men Talking-

10yrs Ago,

Whenever I Returned Home,

My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.

Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite

 

2. What is the Difference Between Mother Wife

A One Woman Brings U into this world crying, the other ensures U Continue to do so

 

3. Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,

1 churail kabhi mere agey

kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,

Wife:Kaun sii movie thi?

Husband:Apni shadi ki

 

4. Difference between Friend & Wife

 

U can Tell ur Friend

U r my Best Friend

But

 

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife

U r my Best Wife?

 

5. Husband:I admit Im wrong if you admit Im right!

Wife:I agree! u go first!

Husband:OK,Im wrong!

Wife(with a twinkle in her eye):you are right!

 

6. I feel something in my heart,

Its like a little flame,

Every time I see you,

This flame lights up,

This flame is special for you,

Because I LOVE YOU!

 

7. not everything dat counts is counted and not evrything dat counted count.i didnt count how many times i thought of u, but what counts is dat i did. i love u.

 

8. Wife: Do you want dinner?

Husband: Sure, what are my choices?

Wife: Yes and no

 

 

9. Wife going to USA

Wife: Do u want anything from USA?

Husband: Yeah, an English girl

Wife returns from USA

Husband: wheres my gift?

Wife: wait for 9 months