A huge collection of SHORT INSULT SMS IN HINDI, which helps to express the feelings of your heart to your partner and friends.

Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai)

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Arz kiya hai… tuhaar chehraa moti samaan… tuhaar chehraa moti samaan… moti hamaar kutte ka naam.

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Collez Me Schl Ki Yad Ayi
Jwani Me Bchpan Ki Yad Ayi
Kanto Ko Chuwa To Gulab Ki Yad Ayi
or
Aj DISCOVERY Me BANDAR Ko Dekha To Teri Yad Ayi.

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ek rahen chillu,
ek rahen billu,
chillu 11 me padhat rahen,
billu 12 me padhat rahen,
or ek hamar dost rahen ULLU,
u ka karat rahen,,,,,, u daant niakal k hasat rahen,,, aise,,,

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Hospital me vacancy nikli hai
19000 Rs. salary hai
Bas SHAKAL dikha k mariz behosh karna he
Jaldi FORM bhardo Tumahara selection To pakka he.

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Bhuto sa chehra tera
Chudeel si muskan hai
Rang tera dekh ke… rup tera dekh ke
kutte bhi hairan hai

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Ek dog subah se saam tak bhonka rahta tha.
Bhow
bhow
bhow
bhow
bhow
bhow
bhow
bho
bhow
bho
bho
bho
haan bilkul aise hi bhonkta tha apke tarah.–)

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Kehte Hain
Bache Kabhi Jho0t Nahi Bolte..
Magar..

1 Kutte Ka Bacha Har Bar Kehta Hy
K Is Saal “Load Sheding” Khatam
H0 Jae Gi.

Everyone wants a different way to wish their dearest one, if you also want to wish, just see we have a different collection of RUDE INSULT SMS.

Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,
Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega,
Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna,
bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega

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Arz kiya hai
Tomy is a dog n u r a flower,wah, wah,wah
Tomy is a dog n ur a flower,
Tomy lifts his leg n gives u a SHOWER
aB KIJIYE wah wah wah!!!!!

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Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai
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.
.
reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai
woh kambakht na jane kaunse sabun se nahata hai!!

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Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam ker do,
1 bay naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,
Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do,
Ghar say naha k niklo, poray muhallay ko hairaan kar do

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Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!

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My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
.
.
.
.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

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Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.
An extra sense is NON SENSE.

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Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko
badi fursat mein banaya hoga.
simple c baat hai,
faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain.

Are you looking for MARATHI INSULT SMS. Here are some best collection of MARATHI INSULT SMS.

Priye Tu mala havi aahes Majya sobat Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe aikache aahet te Premache teen shabda me bill bharte.

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Priye Me phule magitli Tu mala pushpaguchya dilas Me dagad magitla Tu mala sundar murti dilis Me morpis magitle Tu mala mor dilas bahiri aahes ki kay ?

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Bharun aaly aasmat radu lagale sare sant…
Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khaant…
Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Saawant…

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A maratHi boy proposing a girl
boy: shabd tuze, geet maze,
jivan gane gau ka?
girl:gal tuza haat maza,
kana khali Lau ka??

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Pu La Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat.T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste.”Pu La Deshpande”.Tar
T-shirt chya magchya bajula kay lihile asnar?
Pu Sh Deshpande. (pull/push).

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lal pivli kombadi
tiche tiche karde karde paii
barech divas jale tumcha sms yet na
tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?

There are many languages to express yourself and show your feelings but the most effective and powerful way is messaging, a huge collection of FUNNY INSULT SMS.

hi want to talk to u now …
can u call me
plz….. nothing special but need 2 speak 2 u
i want 2 hear your voice….. just 2 hear whether
i can hr=ear d dogs cry again………

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ApKo Meri Kon C Aadat Zeher Lgti Hai ?
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.
.
.
.
.
Reply Krne ki koi zaroorat nahi pehle apni adatein theek karo..!ok
Haha

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Gadhon ki race..
10
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9
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7
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6
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5
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3
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2
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1
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Fire…….
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Abay Bhaaag msg baad main parh pehle baaaaaaaaag..???.

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All huMan beings have 5 senses.
In rare soMe have 6th senses.
But u r d special gift of GOD
Only u have 7th sense “NON-SENSE”

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In my dream:
v climbd 2gthr 2 heavn
on d way,
i ws tird,
u carried me on ur back.
Wen v reachd d gate,
GOD cald me
“cum my child,
leave ur donkey outside

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A mega brain sale in U.S.A.
Newton’s- Rs300
Edison’s- Rs500
A.Kalam’s- Rs700
&
Ur brain- Rs25,000 !
Bcoz it’s fresh nd never used before…!

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jali ko rakh kehta hain buji ko aag kehte hai jis chis ki aap me kami hain use dimaag kehte hain

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child donkey: mummy mai kis ke saath khelu, sabhi donkey kam me vyast hai.
Mother donkey: thodi der ruk beta uncle abhi sms padh kar free ho jayenge.

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HOSPiTAL attendance
LANGDA
Present sir,
BEHRA
Presnt sir,
ANDHA
Presnt,
MENTAL
MENTAL
MENTAL
SMS baad me padhna varna absnt lag Jayegi

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Bijla+badal=savan
aaya.
Barat+ baja= Dhula
aaya.
Ful + najare = Basant
aaya.
aap + aapki hasi=
bhago….
bhut aaya!!

Read our latest collection of all Short Insult Sms In Hindi, send to your family and friends and wish them

 

 

 

1. Hapy life jinay ka

 

tension nai lane ka

 

achy khwab daikne ka

 

mast life guzarne ka

 

jin boot se nahi darne ka

 

bole to

 

shesha nai daikhne ka:-)

 

2. Aap Ki Kahani Hmari Zubani.

 

Aap k Pass Dimagh hai Chalta Nahi,

 

Aap Smart ha pr Koi Maanta Nahi,

 

Aap Shareef He pr Lagte Nahi,

 

Aap k Paas Cell Phone ha pr Call Karte nahi,

 

Kafi Izzat ha pr Koi Krta Nahi.

 

3. Thank you yaar

Tu ne meri diamond ring itne andhere me bhi dhoondh ke de di

Mujhe to pehle se hi shak tha ki tu Ullu hai!

 

4. Boy: Ye Larkiyan BUS ki trha hoti hen ek gayi to dusri aa gai

 

GIRL: Or ye Lrkay RIKSHAW ki trha hotay hen

ek ko bulaao to 3, 3 aa jatay hain.

 

5. Tum jo bhi ho,

Mere dil main ho!

Tu kahi bhi ho,

Khush raho!

Dil ko patther na bano!

Yah dil hai koi dharmshala nahi!

Kabhi bhi aao! Aur kabhi bhi jao!

 

6. Bandar ki beti apny baap se: papa muje b shadi krni hai.

 

Bandaria ka baap: sabar kr beti abi wo msg padh raha hai agr muskuraya to samaj k rishta pakka.

 

7. Yaad teri na aayae aisa honae na dengae,

dost tere jaise khone na denge,

sharafat se contact me rehnaa,

varna kaan ke niche do kheench ke denge!!

 

8. Mobile hai hr larke ki shan

 

Mobile hai hr larke ki shan,

 

Call kar k larkiyon ko krte hain pareshan

 

MISS BELL or Sms kar k kehte hen meri jan

 

Tumhari awaz sunne ko tarastey hn mere kaan,

 

12 girlfrnd bana kar akkarte hain pehlwaan,

 

Apne frndz ko har raaz bata kr karte hen heran,

 

Kehte hen larkiyon ko ullu banana buhat he asaan,

 

Hosh karo girls nadaan, ankhen khol k pehchan,

 

Mat aao in larkon k chakkar me ye sab hen shetan

 

Ab ksi larke ki call ay To usko bolna GEE bhai jan

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Pta Hai Hum Kya Bana Rahey Hai?

 

2 Pyaz

3 Lasan

50 Gm Zira

3 Pao Mirch

2 Spoon Namak

1 Cup Water

Aur

Thora sa Hara Dhnya

Pta Hai Hum Kya Bana Rahey Hai?

 

AapKo

Bewakuf

Aur

Wo B Masala laga Kar.

 

9. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi

Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho

Kuchh nahin yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi

 

10. Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi,

Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi,

Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar,

Akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi

 

Here you will find large collection of Rude Insult Sms. Send to your friends and wish them

 

 

 

1. Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?

 

2. Zamaane se chupakar, teri

tasveer bathroom mein laga rakhi hai

.

Har ghadi deedar ho , isliye

julab ki goli kha rakhi hai.

Hahahahaha.

 

3. I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine,

Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect.

My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

 

4. Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?

No???

Quickly see your driving license.

 

5. One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

 

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you?

 

7. The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

 

8. Sometimes, my mind asks.

Why I miss you? Why I care for you?

Why I remember you? Why I text you?

Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe.

Now, you’re smiling! =)

 

9. You don’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again you don’t know the meaning of most words.

 

10. Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

 

 

Read our latest collection of Marathi Insult Sms from our message library and send to your family and friends

 

 

 

1. Sakali hastes Dupari hastes Sandhyakali hastes Ratri hastes Gharat hastes Rastyat hastes Yetana baghun hastes Jatana baghun hastes

Tila kay vaatte Tu ektich dat ghastes ?

 

2. Don Sardargi aapaplya don ghodyanbaddal bolat astaat. Pahila mhanto,” Aare aaplya ghodyanna olakhnyasathi kahitari khun pahije. mi mazya ghodyach dava kaan kapto mhanje maza ghoda vegla olakhata yeil.” Ani mug to kharach kaan kapto pan nemka dusrya ghodyachahi dava kaan eka accident madhe tutto!! Tyamule pahila sardaargi aaplya ghodyacha ek pai kapto pan parat dusrya ghodyachya payala lagun tyacha pai kapava lagto. Aata vaitagun pahila sardaargi aaplya ghodyachi sheput kapto pan tin divsaani dusrya ghodyachi sheput accident madhe tutle! Shevti donhi ghodyanncha 1 kaan, 1 paay ani 1 sheput jate, shevti dusra sardaargi mhato, “Aare jaude aata, tuza ghoda pandhra ani maza ghoda kala, hich khun chaan aahe.”

 

3. Manachiya kushi zopal kon, itukle-pitukle pille don, mich-mich dole, tille kan, aata gapachup zopa.

 

4. Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti chya baher shi (English : shit) khaat astat. Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante ” Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?”Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradt

 

5. Jivnachya watewar Kalyanche bandh futun jatat

Wahun jate sahwasache pani

Tarihi Maitricha Ankur tag dharun rahto

Karan bhijat rahtat tya Aathavanie.

 

6. Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.

Patient: “Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi”

Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te”

 

7. Pu La Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat. T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste. “Pu La Deshpande”. Tar T-shirt chya magchya bajula kay lihile asnar?

 

 

Here are some ultimate and wonderful collection of Insult Sms.The section helps you to wish your friend and dearest person.

 

 

 

1. No visits

 

no calls..

 

no sms

 

no letters

 

no missed calls..

 

I m worried

 

kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

 

2. aap jaisa koi meri zindagi main aaye to baat banjaye,ap jaisa cute meri zindagi main aye to baat banjaye,aap jaisa sweet meri zindagi main aye to baaat ban jaye,aap jaisa bawkoof meri in jhoti baaton per yaqeen karay to pagal banjaye

 

3. SomeOne..

MiSSES U..

NeeDS U..

Worries About U

Lonely Without U

Guess Who?

THE MONKEY IN

THE ZOO ..

 

4. Where r u?

U r u not replying?

I m worried coz todays paper

I read that due 2 thunder a monkey

has been severely injured.

So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

 

5. bacha ne kaha dady dady mujha bandhar dekhna hai dady kaha nahi baata nahi bandhar habi sms par raha hai

 

6. “when i call u,one ring means I m missing u,2 ring means,i like u,3 ring means i m thinking of u,4 ring means i need u,5 ring means…..IDIOT PHONE UTHA

 

7. You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don’t misunderstand.

CUTE means:

Creating

Useless

Troubles

Everywhere..

 

8. ink is red,sky is blue,a friend like u, should be kept in zoo.

dont get angry,u will find me too

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

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not in a cage but laughing at u.

 

9. Today is an international day for the mentally disabled .

Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend,

as i have done…….

 

 

If you like reading hindi, then here are some nice collection of Insult Sms On Girls messages.

 

 

 

1. Boy to gril: Garmi aagyi hai

apna khayal rakhna

pani jyada pina

khana kam khana aur sabse jaruri bat

Sir ko dhup se bachana

kyon k bhuse me jaldi aag lagti he

 

2. Boy to girl before exam: Hey all the best

Girl: All the best to you too

But girl scored 80 marks & boy failed

 

.

 

Moral: Only boys wish with true heart.

 

3. Why boys are so careless and irresponsible??

Coz they know that somewhere

a sweet and innocent girl

is learning to be responsible for them.

 

4. Q: Why do Girls live Longer Than Boys?

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.

.

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Ans: Shopping never Causes Heart Attacks,

.

But Paying the Bill does.

 

5. Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory

let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins.

Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.

 

6. Boys ki zindagi k 2 asool hain…

Pehla:

Wo kisi ajnabi larki ko lift nahi

karwaty….

 

Aur

Doosra:

Wo kisi larki ko ajnabi nhi

smajhtay….!

 

7. I

I l

I lo

I lov

I love

I love you ….

I love you the most.

I love you the best.

 

I love you a lot..

 

Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said People should LOVE animals

 

8. I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine,

Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect.

My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

 

9. A nice pick-up line:

Boy: Hey girl! Is your name Google.?

Girl: No-But why..?

Boy: bcoz you have all the things I’m searching for ….

 

10. Boyfriend, Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?

Girlfriend: It’s sufficient for me,

But how will you survive?

 

The section contains an unique and creative collection of Insult Sms In Tamil, which gives strength to your words.

 

 

 

1. Kambi 1, kambi 2, kambi 3, kambi 4, kambi 5, kambi 6, kambi 7, kambi…

eppadi plan panni ungala kambi enna vachaen paartheeengala?

 

2. Unnai

 

Paarkka

 

Thudikkum

 

Kangalukku

 

Eppadi

 

Solvaen

 

Nee

 

Vasikkum

 

“ZOO” indru Leave endru?

 

3. Today is World MOBILE DAY

So unga Mobile a open

panni battery a kazhati

Mobile a soap pottu

kazhuvi

SIM cardla kungumam

vaitchuttu

Sollunga

GOVINDAA. GOVINDAA,

 

4. Oru maalai ila veyil neram,

kaaya potta en jatti’yai kaanum

Satru thulaiviyil un mugam paarthaen,

kaiyum kalavumaai pidithaen.

 

5. This is another Tamil Joke SMS; use this to “kalaichify” your friends:

Theriyum illa Theriyadhu mattum badhil sollunga;

Neenga oru MENTAL enbadhu unga nanbargalukku theriyuma?

 

6. Nilavin oliyil nee uranga,

vinmeen kandu kan simitta,

thendral unakku thalaiyaattu paada,

en chellamai nee “karunkurangu”,

sorry sorry kannurangu.

 

7. kovama?

pesamatiya?

sms kooda anupa maatiya?

naan theirayama thana un

“Vaala” mithichen..

adhuku poe marathu mela yeari ukandhukita???

 

8. Figure illanna college waste,

sugar illanna coffe waste,

Love illanna life waste.

Moon illana sky waste.

Chellam Nee illana….

Zoo waste!..