Here are some nice collection of WIFE SMS JOKES AND MESSAGES.Send it to your friends and make them feel happy

Ek Insaan Ko Kya Chahiye
Ek Patni Jo Pyar De
Ek Patni Jo Acchha Khana Banaye
Ek Patni Jo Bahut Paisewali Ho
aur
Teeno Patniya Ek doosare sa kabhi na mile

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Shoher aur biwi main narazgi hojati hai, aur baat cheet band hoti hai… Shoher raat ko sotay waqt biwi kay takiye kay ooper aik parchi likh kar rakhta hai kay “Mujhay Subah 6 Jaga dena”. Jub shoher sahab subah ko uthtay hain to dekhtay hain kay 9 baj rahay hotay hain aur wahin per aik parchi parri hoti hai, jis per likha hota hai “Uthiyee 6 baj chukay hain.

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Men who don’t understand women at all, by & large, fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.

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A boy on Date With Gal in BMW. Jaan ! Maine tumse ek baat chupaai hai ki I’m already married.
Girl: Oh GOD! Tumne To dara he dia, main Samjhi ye Car tumhari nahi.

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A man is the head of the family and the wife is the neck. The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants

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Different roles of Man in life:
Sagai ke samay superman,
Shadi ke samay Gentleman,
10 saal baad watchman,
20 saal baad Doberman.

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Wife ko begum kyon kehte hai?
Ans: Kyonki shadi ke baad sare gum to husband
se hisse mein aate hai,
aur biwi Be-Gum ho jai Hai!!!

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Jitne channel Tv ke,
Utne nakhre Biwi ke,
Tv chalta hai remote se,
Biwi chalta hai Note se.

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Aaj toh bahut khush hoge tum?
Kyunki, barish jo huwe ha
Aur barish mein?
Sabhi MENDAK khush hi hote hai.

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CHAND par a pka naam likhne ko jee chahta hai
Pehli BAAT to yeh
k
mera hath nahi jata hai
Dosri bat yeh k
ye khayal hamesha
DOPEHR me aata hay

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Arz kiya hai: ikhtiyaar e tarannum se tabassum ki roshni ko jala dena!
(wah,wah,wah)
Jab iska matlab samajh me aa jai to mujhe bhi bata dena

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1 kanjoos dosray say:
Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.
Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:
1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?
Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga.
Main nay kaha ja nahin deta

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Mareez Docter se:
men kia keron k meri umer lambi ho jay.
Docter : tum shadi ker lo.
Mareez: kia is say umer lambi ho jay gi.
Docter: nahi shok khatem ho jay ga

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Teacher 2 students: Jo cheez tumhe tang ya pareeshan kare use apne pas bhi na bhatakne do! Student: Chal mamu phr sb se pehle to tu nikal! :

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Agr valentine day pr apko gulab ka phool na mile to mujhe call kar li jiye ga Q k Q k Q k log kehte hain k “*MAIN*” kisi gulab se kam nahi.,

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Aankho mein Nami hai… Arz kiya hai- Aap ke chehre par udaasi aur aankho mein nami hai… – – – – – – – – – – TATA NAMAK Istemaal karo, Aap me iodine ki kami hai…!

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Chehare Pe Mere Zulf Ko Phailaao Kisii Din
Kyaa Roz Garajate Ho Baras Jaao Kisii Din
Khushbuu Kii Tarah Guzaro Mere Dil Kii Galii Se
Phuulon Kii Tarah Mujh Pe Bikhar Jaao Kisii Din

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bottle main Pepsi say zyaada….used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa…. Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada… Mithai main sweet say zyaada…Hindustan main coruption say zzyaada… I LOVE U

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jaane kyon log flurt karte hain
jaane kyon woh affairs chalate hain
jaane kyon….jaane kyon…
jaane kyon jaane kyon jaane kyon
affairs bin jeene main rakha kya hai
affair jiska nahi woh tanha hai
affair 100 rang lekar ata hai
affair hi zindagi sajaata hai
log chup-chupkar affair chalate hain
aur sabke samne frnds ban jate hain
jaane kyon..jaane kyon,,,
jaane kyon jaane kyon jaane kyon
affair best frnds main ladai karata hai
affair main banda pagal ho jarta hai
affair na chahte hue bhi chal jata hai
affair bahut badnami karata hai
akhir main har ladai ka base ban jata hai
jaane kyon .jaane kyon
jaane kyon jaane kyon jaanekyon
lekin kabhi kabhi ye payar main convert ho jata hai
jhoot har such aur such har jhoot ho jata hai
payar ki gaadi main 5th gear lag jata hai
aur yun affair zindagi ka safar ban jata hai
jaane kyon… jaane kyon

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Teri khahish hai ke main,
Kisi or ko apna loon,
Apna kar kisi or ko,
Apna pyar doon lakin,
Ayy meri shidtoon ko bholny wali!
Is say to kahin Behtar hai,
Ke main apna Jewan har doon!

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Hairan hoon usse yad hai mera name abhi tak
Karti hai mujhe yad subha sham abhi tak
tum ko tu mere name se phechan mili hai
aur mein hoon tere shaher mein gumnam abhi tak

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Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye…,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!!

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Jo assani se mile wo hai ghum,
jo mushkil se mile wo hai paisa,
jo kissi-kissi ko mile wo hai pyaar,
jo naseeb waloo ko mile wo hai apun ka SMS!!!

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Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

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Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai…
maano…”Shhhsss…KOI Hai” se bhoot nikal aaya hai….

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white rang ho agar mehboob ka, toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai…!!!

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Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai , khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha….

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Khuda kare gum ho jae mobile tera
Mil jae muje,aur ho jae mera,
main sms ker ke tung krun logon ko, naam ae tera
Tooje jutey parein aur thunda ho kaleja mera

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Dil jis ko dia woh delhi challi gayee, piyaar jis se kia woh itly chali gayee, Dil ne socha khudkushii kar ke dhekain, haath switch main dia tu bijlii challi gayee.

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jawaab teri shayari ka….
denge hum shayari mein….
naam tera likh baithe hain….
apne dil ki diary mein….

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Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

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Sardar: ham nay 1 aise cheez banaye hai jis se ham diwar ky us par daikh sakty hain
Angrez wow
Zabardast who kia hay sardar ji
Sardar: Sorakh

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(..EK CHOTIH SI LOVE STORY..)
ek tah larka ek tih larki,
larka tah kala larki tih gorih,
larka tah memon larki tih borih…….
soja mere bache bes yahe tih kahaani….

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Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se
patthar nahi nikal sakti kya?
Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai do
char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!

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ek baar ek ladki ko dekheker ek ladka bola uf kya julfe hain
ladaka daily ladki ko tang karta tha ek din
ladki collage ja rahi thi to ladka pohir bola
uf kya julfe hain
ladki boli aage bhi kuch bolegaa
ladka bola : dho liya ker nahi to dhere pad
jayenge

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jawaab teri shayari ka…. denge hum shayari mein….
naam tera likh baithe hain…. apne dil ki diary mein….

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Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain, maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain, Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko, aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain….

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Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki, har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai,
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du , kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

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Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha
ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he
hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he………
KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI
SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI…. ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho…..

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sharab hai to mai-khane banay
husan hai to dewane banay
ap me bhe koi khaas baat hai
tabhe to pagal khane banay

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Taj mahal kiya chez hia main to us se bada mahal banaoun ga aree mumtaaz to marke
dafan hoi thi main to tujhe zinda hi dafnaoun ga.

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Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…

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Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

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koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi

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Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain,
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Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay
“Your Licence To Wear Black”

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Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!

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Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar Bacteria…………HOW R U??????

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Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi….
Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

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Mumtaj ki kabar ko dekh ke har aashiq ko mohabbat ki misal nazar aati hai….Hum kis-kis ke liye Tajmahal banwayein???Hume to har ladki Mumtaj nazar aati hai….

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Jitne channel TV ke, utne nakhre BV ke, TV chale remote se, BV chale note se, cheda agar TV ko tv hua kharab, jo cheda BV ko, Beghar hue JANAAB.

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Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

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Jb koi Sms nhi karta.
itna gussa aata h.
dil to chahata hai.
Chappal utar kar
Aaram se baith jau aur sochu
bhejna hi nahi aata hoga.

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Deadly1..
Na jeene ki tamanna h na marne ka Khauf..
(felings to dekho)
Na jine ki tamanna na marne ka Khauf.
The no. you are trying to reach is curently switchd off.

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Dil ki Dhadkan Bacha k rkhna.
Apne INBOX ko zara saja k rkhna,
Kbi bi aa skta hai Hamara VIP sms
Isliye zara chirkuto ka sms hata k rkhna..

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When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.”I may look like just an ordinary man,” he said as he walked up to her, “but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I’ll inherit 20 million dollars.”Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother.Women are so much smarter than men!

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Having just moved to a new home, a young boy meets the boy next door.”Hi, my name is Billy,” he says, “what’s yours?”"Tommy,” replied the other.”My daddy’s an accountant,” says Billy. “What does your daddy do?”"He’s a lawyer,” Tommy answers.”Honest?” says Billy.”No, just the regular kind.”

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Before facing a new day, bow ur head & say dis prayer:
“Thank u God 4 dis amazingly dashing sender. May his smartness
inspire me all day long”
gud morning!!

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Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out says Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!!

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Santa: Doctor, when I take a bath I get wet.
Doctor: Ok, next time when you are going to take a bath, turn off the tap.

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Kabhi haath pe
Kabhi honth pe
Kabhi aankh pe
Kabhi naak pe
Kabhi gaal pe
Kiss
Kiss
Kadar Makhiyan tang karti hai aapko
Nahaoge nahi tau aisa hi hoga

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EK Gadhe ne sardar to laat mari,sardar usk peeche bhaga,tabhi raste mai use ek ZEBRA Mil gaya,sardar ne use laat mari aur bola Saale “Night dress pahan kar ullu banata hai

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A phone is a form of communication, a kiss is a form of affection, a picture is a form of remembrance, CHOOSING me as ur friend is a form of… Good Taste!

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What do you call a woman in heaven?
John: An angel!
A crowd of women in heaven?
John: A host of angels!
All the women in heaven?
John: PEACE ON EARTH!

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It?s important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you, a man who is great in the sack. The most important: These 3 men should never meet each other!

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I really like you,
I want to talk to u,
I am dying to see u,
But, I can’t get to u,
The stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!

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I want a favor from you.
Take a snap of yourself n send it to me,
I’m playing cards and I’m missing the joker!!

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What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said “Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree….Plz try later.”

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Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.

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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

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My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too.

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Don’t spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They’ll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.

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Doctor to Patient : The check which u gave me has returned back.
Patient to Doctor:The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned back.

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What do you call a wife who is
beautiful,intelligent,understanding,
caring, never jealous and a great cook?
ANSWER : A rumour!

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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
She replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn’t notice.

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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist!

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Kripya Dhyaan De,

Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya!

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Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above… So always Brush ur Teeth

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Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, “Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke”.

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Q: What do you get if Batman and Robin get smashed by a steam roller?
A: Flatman and ribbon.

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Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse.
Take one of these every 4 laps !

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Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she is a lift !
Well tell her to come in
I can’t she doesn’t stop at this floor !

Here you will find large collection of SMS MESSAGES AND JOKES. Send to your friends and wish them

One hand on pen, other on phone,One ear on lecture, other on gossip,One eye on board, other on lover,
Kaun gadha bolega student life is easy?
We are very busy..!!

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Friendship rules :
No Drama
No Excuse
No Sorry
No Thanks
Don’t say I am busy
Always say, Jaani hukum karo
Aapke liye jaan bhi haazir hai,Denge nahi wo alag baat hai..!

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My wife and I
were happy for 20 years.
Than we met.

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How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

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Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

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Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ……
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….

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Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!

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Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai