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Long Life Sms, Long Life Sms Collection

Here are some nice collection of Long Life Sms which you can share with your friends and family which helps to spread cute smile on their faces

 

 

 

1. When I got enough confidence,

The stage was gone.

When I was sure of losing,

I won.

When I needed people the most,

They left me.

When I learnt to dry my tears,

I found a shoulder to cry on.

When I mastered the skill of hating,

Somebody started loving me.

That Life!!!!

Enjoy life?..!

 

2. Love Never Die Lover Die every Moments Which He Spend without His/Her Beloved Love is endless Love has different types and shape But in any shape and types its marvels

have a Long Life.

 

3. If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!

have a Long Life.

 

4. When I got enough confidence, The stage was gone. When I was sure of losing, I won. When I needed people the most, They left me. When I learnt to dry my tears, I found a shoulder to cry on. When I mastered the skill of hating, Somebody started loving me. That(tm)s Life!!!! Enjoy life?..!

 

5. M: Motivator

O: Only One

T: True Lover

H: Humble

E: Exceptional

R: Responsible

May your Mother have a Long Life.

 

6. Wishing U a VeryHAPPY EASTER

Wid Luv And Best Wishes..

May That EASTER Day Brings

LOT of Happiness And JOYS in ur LIFE.

May u Live Long LIFE?

And That EASTER day Will comes in UR life Hundred Times?

Remember me in ur prayers..

 

Long Sms, Long Sms Messages

A nice collection of Long Sms, Long Sms Messages with lot of entertaining stuff for you, a nice collection for you with unique and original content

 

 

 

1. Jise Chaha Tha Rato Ki Andhero Se Jyada

Jiski Muskan Ki Chamak Thi Suraj Ki Roshni Se Jada

Jisne Kiya Tha Kabhi Mujhse Ek Wada

Ki Meri Sirf Meri Rehegi Wo Sada

Toot Gaye Kanch Ki Tharah Sab Wade

Ab To Sirf Bachi Hai Meri Aaso Aur Uski Yadein

Kabi Baithe Baithe Youn Hi Khokhlepan Ka Ahsas Hota Hai

Ki Aise Mera He Hal Hai Ya Waisa Uske Sath Bhi Hota Hai

Ab To Nazar Aata Hai Sirf Ek Hi Upay Tere Dur Jane Se Pahle

Ye Khwahish , Meri Puri Ho Jaye

Uske Badle Me Meri Har Saans Chali Jaye.

 

 

2. ” Eid ki Dua Sab Dostoon K Lieye “

Saarey Jahan ki Khushiyaan uska Naseeb Karday,

Hansta rahey Sada woh Ussey khushnaseeb karday,

Kabhi Dil na uska Tootey Kabhi Chot (Zakham) na Woh khaaye,

usko Wafa kYa RAB Itna Kareeb Karday,

Us k Laboon pay ya RAB Sada hon Muskrahatain,

Kismat mey uski Hansna Mere Habib Karday,

Chal kar Jahan bhi JaayePhoolon k raastey hon,

Manzil Har Khushi ki us k Kareeb karday,

DIL Mera Ab Tak Kahan Mutmaeen Huwa Hey!,

us K Dukhoon ko Ya RAB Mera Naseeb Karday.

 

3. u mean alot to me

You, do you remember me?

Like I remember you?

Do you spend your life

Going back in your mind to that time?

Because I, I walk the streets alone

I hate being on my own

And everyone can see that I really fell

And I’m going through hell

Thinking about you with somebody else

 

4. Be thankful that you don’t already have everything you desire,

If you did, what would there be to look forward to?

 

Be thankful when you don’t know something

For it gives you the opportunity to learn.

 

Be thankful for the difficult times.

During those times you grow.

 

Be thankful for your limitations

Because they give you opportunities for improvement.

 

Be thankful for each new challenge

Because it will build your strength and character.

 

Be thankful for your mistakes

They will teach you valuable lessons.

 

Be thankful when you’re tired and weary

Because it means you’ve made a difference.

 

It is easy to be thankful for the good things.

A life of rich fulfillment comes to those who are also

thankful for the setbacks.

 

GRATITUDE can turn a negative into a positive.

Find a way to be thankful for your troubles and they

can become your blessings.

 

5. A Friend….

(A)ccepts you as you are

(B)elieves in “you”

(C)alls you just to say “HI”

(D)oesn’t give up on you

(E)nvisions the whole of you

(F)orgives your mistakes

(G)ives unconditionally

(H)elps you

(I)nvites you over

(J)ust “be” with you

(K)eeps you close at heart

(L)oves you for who you are

(M)akes a difference in your life

(N)ever Judges

(O)ffer support

(P)icks you up

(Q)uiets your fears

(R)aises your spirits

(S)ays nice things about you

 

 

6. Today’s the `Festival of Lights’ all o’er;

A joyful day for minds and hearts and souls;

And people throng the Temples to offer,

Prayers, resolving to take better roles.

And most of them are richly clad and clean,

And eat such dainty foods and sweets with mirth;

But are there not hearts woe-filled, very sad?

Today’s the triumph of Good over bad;

But what about the wastage in much ways?

True joy is when you see someone else smile!

True charity gives joy in Heav’nly style.

 

7. Most hardest, funniest, unforgetable moments in life

 

~In exam, when ur pen finishes, and still u want to write blunders

 

~wen ur task is almost finished on computer, n lite goes out

 

~In a long que, when ur turn comes, respondent says “Times over, sorry”

 

~Wen u wake up v.late and u have v.short time to go at school/office. N u just wear that shirt, pant n dress that is in washing machine

 

~Wen ur friend says b4 test, “yara mujhe kuch nai ata” n he got more marks than u

 

~Wen u have just few coins in ur pocket, and ur friend says, “kyun jigr! phir aj kia khila raha hai?”

 

~Wen ur friend says, b4 exam time, jigger ye chapter 1 ghantay se kyun parh raha hai, ye tu sir ne churwa dia tha….

 

8. All day long, I will be thinking about you. Even when I try not to think about you, I’ll be thinking about you.

When I close my eyes, I’ll be thinking about you. When I open my eyes,I’ll be thinking about you.

When I think about the beauty of the season, I think about you.

Even when I say goodnight to the stars, I think about you.

And when I slip beneath the softness of my blanket and gone in to the bliss of sweet dreams,

I think about you. I just can’t stop thinking about you.

 

9. The true lover of learning then must his earliest youth, as far as in him lies, desire all truth. . .He whose desires are drawn toward knowledge in every form will be absorbed in the pleasures of the soul, and will hardly feel bodily pleasures- -I mean, if he be a true philosopher and not a sham one. . .Then how can he who has the magnificence of mind and is the spectator of all times and all existence, think much of human life? He cannot. Or can such a one account death fearful? No indeed

 

10. How simple to be happy here in heaven!

After all, one doesn’t want for much.

Passion finds its willing partner, ever

Pleased to please with a deft and tender touch.

All the beauty of the earth can only

Lead us to the edge of what is ours.

Etched into our love there is a message,

Not of now but of all time and place,

Telling of a truth beyond the passage

In which we move from mystery to grace.

Nor are there signs that such content can be

Except my love for you, and yours for me.

 

Send Long Sms Jokes messages to your friends and relatives. Hear are some nice text messages on Long Sms Jokes

 

 

 

 

1. In a school function

 

A K.G boy started

closing his ears with

both hnds,

…when girl was about

to start her speech …

Others asked him

Why r you closing your

ears?

He replied: Dude, She is

my Girlfriend n She is

gonna start her speech

with

.

.

.

.

.

.

My Dear

Brothers n Sisters … ;

 

2. A Kid Calls The Help Desk To Complain About Computer Problem*

 

Kid:- When I Type Computer Password, it Just Shows Star Star Star Star. What is That joke?

 

Help Desk:- Dear Kid:- Those Stars Are To Protect You, So That if a Person Standing Behind, He Can’t Read Your Password.

……

Kid:- Yeah Okay, But Stars Appear Even When There is No One Standing Behind Me

 

3. When there iz a long gap b/w engagement and marriage,”who is most benefited??”

 

 

“BOY..?

 

 

“NO…!

 

 

“GIRL..?

 

 

“NO…!

 

.

 

 

.

 

 

.

“its the mobile company” :D

 

4. Agar koi larki bhai keh day to Ghbraane ka nahe..!!

.

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.

.

.

.

.

 

1 chamaat laga ka bolo

Idhar kya kar rahi ho?

Ghar jaao… =P ;->

 

5. Height Of Shock:

 

Malkin: Kya Huwa Tum 3 Din Kaam Pe Nai Ayi???

 

Kamwali: Memsab Mainey To FaceBook Pe Status Update Kar Diya Tha,..

… Ke Main Gaon Ja Rahi Hoon. . .

.

 

..APKE Pati Ne Comment Bhi Kiya,

“HAVE A SAFE TRIP.. COME SOON HONEY. . . “

 

6. A Boy Was Going With His G.F.

 

Frnd Asked : Who Is She?

 

Boy : My Cousin….

The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin….!

 

7. Bachay kitnay sachay hotay hain……

 

Maa : Beta Kya Kar Rahay Ho?

.

.

…Beta : Parh Raha Hon,

.

….

Maa : Excellent ! Kya Parh Rahay Ho?.

.

.

Beta : Girl Friend K Messages”!!

 

8. Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.

One said to the other, “What’s the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun.”

“But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we’ll melt.”

And the first answered, “So what, we’ll go at night.”

 

Read our latest collection of Long Sms In Hindi from our message library and send to your family and friends

 

 

 

1. BatooL ne Maqbool ko

 

Kehkashan ne Rukayya ko

 

Shakooran ne Hameedan ko

 

Surayya ne Sultana ko

 

Affan DaDa ne jin ko

 

Kaalu Malang ne Umair dumby ko

 

Waqas Lambe ne Bilal ganje ko

 

Salamu ne khan dabba pack ko

 

Adil Papad ne Faizan the great ko

 

Nisar Bhangi ne Danish Dangar ko

 

Imran siyane ne Raza topi ko

 

Ahsan chawal ne Waqas charsi ko

 

Faisal Tanha ne Sajid chariya ko

Or

Nisar Tensn ne mujko

 

Or mene aap ko ye SMS snd kiya.

 

2.

aan kar bhi woh Mujhe jaan na paaye,

Aaj tak woh Mujhe pehchaan na paaye,

Khud hi kar li bewafai humne,

taaki unpar koi ilzaam na aayeâ??

Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain,

Hum hain ki unse pyar kiya karte hain,

Khuda ne takdir me ek tuta tara nahi likha,

Aur hum hain ki chaand ki aarzu kiya karte hain â??

milna itifaak tha bicharna naseeb tha

wo utna he door ho gaya jitna kareeb tha

hum usko dekhne k liye taraste he rahe

jis shaks ki hatheli pe hamara naseeb tha

 

3.

Mere dil ki kitab ko padhna kabhi,

Sapno me aake mujh se milna kabhi

Maine duniya sazai hai tere liye,

Meri nazro ki ummed banâ??na kabhi

Bahut dur hai sitaro se roshan jahan,

Jra humkadam banke mere sath chalna kabhi

Bahut najuk seene mai DIL hai mera,

Tum andaj mohabbat banke dha rkna kabhi

 

4.

Toote howe khawabon mein haqiqat dhundta hoon,

Pathar ke dilon mein mohabbat dhundta hoon.

Naadan hoon mein ab tak yeh bhi nahin samjha,

Bejaan buton mein ibaadat dhundta hoon.

Mere jazbaaton ki keemat yahan kuch bhi nahin,

Beimaani ke baazaron mein sharafat dhundta hoon.

Is ajnabi dunia mein koi bhi apna nahin,

Gairon ki aankhon mein apni surat dhundta hoon.

Umeed ki thi pyar ki bas yehi bhool thi meri,

Girte hue ashkon mein apni hasrat dhundta hoon.

 

5. Wo Ho Jo

 

JANUARY: Ki Dhoop Ho

 

FEB: Ki Sham Ho

 

MARCH: Ki Khusbo Ho

 

APR: Ki Hawa Ho

 

MAY: Ki Subha Ho

 

JUNE: Ki Chaaown Ho

 

JULY: Ki Barish Ho

 

AUG: Ki Taroon Bhari Rat Ho

 

SEP: Ki Rim Jhim Ho

 

OCT: Ki Chandni Raat Ho

 

NOV: Ki Bahar Ho

 

 

AUR

DECEMBER:

Ki Sard Shaam Main Hamare Sath Ho.

 

6. Eid ki Dua Sab Dostoon K Lieye “

Saarey Jahan ki Khushiyaan uska Naseeb Karday,

Hansta rahey Sada woh Ussey khushnaseeb karday,

Kabhi Dil na uska Tootey Kabhi Chot (Zakham) na Woh khaaye,

usko Wafa kYa RAB Itna Kareeb Karday,

Us k Laboon pay ya RAB Sada hon Muskrahatain,

Kismat mey uski Hansna Mere Habib Karday,

Chal kar Jahan bhi JaayePhoolon k raastey hon,

Manzil Har Khushi ki us k Kareeb karday,

DIL Mera Ab Tak Kahan Mutmaeen Huwa Hey!,

us K Dukhoon ko Ya RAB Mera Naseeb Karday.

 

7. DuBtaY kO tiNkaY kA sHaHrA chAhy

 

sHaDi k LeyE bS aMa kA isHarA cHahyE

 

HaZarO nUkS niKaLti hAin LrKi k chAraY mE

 

kOi uNsE pUchO kYa siTarA cHahyE

 

Bht sMjhAyA k LrKi yEhi hAi bEhTr

 

mJhE b tO gUnAho kA kFaRa cHahYe

 

Ama kEhTi hAiN LgaO kYa moL LgaTaY hO

 

LrkA ShaDi sHudA yA kNwArA chAhyE

 

Tm b sUn Lo yE daStaN ! pHir nA kEhnA k iNtrViw dUbRa chAhyE..

 

Ab To rAho mE yU hi pRa hU, Lay cHaLo jis kO yE bEcHarA chAhyE..

 

KyUn diKhaE Lrki waLo kO iTni shRaft

wO kEhTaY hAiN k hMaiN Lrka thOra aWarA chAhyE…;-)

 

8. Sare

 

Pakistan

 

Ko

 

Kam

 

Pe

 

Laga

 

Don Ga

 

Sara

 

Pakistan

 

Hath

 

Mai

 

Mobile

 

Pakar

 

K

 

Yeh

 

Msg

 

Parh

 

Raha

 

Hoga

 

Koi

 

Bhi

 

Insan

 

Farigh

 

Nahin

 

Hoga

 

Mai

 

Sab

 

Ko

 

Kam

 

Pe

 

Laga

 

Donga

 

Or

 

Ap

 

Ko

 

Bhi

 

Isi

 

Lie

 

Me

 

Bar

 

Bar

 

Kehta

 

Hun

 

K

 

App

 

Khana

 

Kha

 

K

 

Pani

 

Wani

 

P

 

K

 

Ao

 

Ye

 

SMS

 

Bohot

 

Lamba

 

Hay

 

Phir

 

Bad

 

Me

 

Ap

 

Bhi

 

Ye

 

Hi

 

Kahogay

 

K

 

Oye Yaar

 

Kia

 

Hay

 

Ye

 

SMS

 

To

 

Khatam

 

Hi

 

Nhi

 

Horaha

 

Pata Nhi

 

Or

 

Kitni

 

Dair

 

Parhna

 

Parega?

 

Ghussa

 

Na

 

Karo

 

Ap

 

Ko

 

Ye

 

Jan

 

K

 

Bohot

 

Khushi

 

Hogi

 

K

 

Msg

 

Khatam

 

Honay

 

Wala

 

Hai

 

Bas

 

Thori

 

Dair

 

Tak

 

Balkay

 

Samjho

 

Ho

 

Gaya

 

Yay

 

Lo

 

Ji

 

Msg

 

Khatam

 

Ho

 

Gaya

 

Ab

 

To

 

Ap

 

Khush

 

Hon

 

Gay

 

Bohat

 

Chalain

 

Isi

 

Khushi

 

Mein

 

Daant

 

Nikaal

 

K

 

Dikhaain

 

Jaldi

 

Karain

 

Warna

 

Aik

 

Or

 

Asa

 

Chota

 

Sa

 

Msg

 

Karta

 

Hon

 

Jo

 

Ap

 

Ko

 

Is

 

Say

 

B

 

Ziada

 

Pasand

 

Aay

 

Ga

 

To

 

Phir

 

Kia

 

Khial

 

Hai

 

Hasna

 

Hai

 

Ya

 

Msg

 

Karon

 

Jaldi

 

Bataaien:-D

 

9.

Cheeta chars ka soota laganay wala tha k achanak 1 chooha wahan aya aur bola “mere bhai chor do nasha,ayo mere sath bhago,daikho ye jungle kitna khubsurat ha,aao mere sath dunia dekho”

 

Cheetay ne ak lmha socha phir choohay k sath dorne laga.

 

Agay ak hathi afeem pi raha tha,chooha phir bola “hathi mere bhai chor do nasha,ayo mere sath bhago,daikho ye jungle kitna khubsurat ha,aao mere sath dunia daikho”

 

Hathi b sath dorne laga.

 

Agay shair rizla paper le kr garda tayar kr raha tha,choohay ne usay b wohi kaha. Shair ne rizla side par rakha aur choohay ko 5,6 chapairain karayin. Hathi bola”aray ye to tmhain zindagi ki taraf la raha ha,kiyun maar rahay ho esy?”

 

Shair bola”aie kutay da putar pichli vari v cocain pee k 3 ghantay menu jungl vich nasanda rya”

 

10. Mitha intazar te intazar nalo yaar mitha,

Mitha yar te yar nalo pyar mitha,

Mitha pyar te pyar nalo mithi sadi yaari,

Es to mitha kuj na milna lab layi duniya sari.

 

A nice collection of Long Sms English with lot of entertaining stuff for you, a nice collection for you with unique and original content

 

 

 

1. u mean alot to me

You, do you remember me?

Like I remember you?

Do you spend your life

Going back in your mind to that time?

Because I, I walk the streets alone

I hate being on my own

And everyone can see that I really fell

And I’m going through hell

Thinking about you with somebody else

 

2. Boy was following a Girl.

 

GIRL-why r u folowin me?

 

BOY -you r very pretty n I think I’m in Love wid u!

 

GIRL-but u havnt met my frend yet.. she is prettier than me n is rite behind u.

 

BOY luks-dere’s no 1…

 

GIRL-if u realy loved me u wudnt hav lukd behind… ;->

 

MORAL- True Love is rare… :)

 

3. There was a girl and a boy.

girl proposed the boy and boy agreed…..

 

girl always used to say that my heart is not mine its always with you….

& I am living without heart……

after few month girl said that i cant marry you

becoz my parents are not allow me but

 

we’ll be frnds 4evr.

after few months girl got married another boy..

 

after 2 days of her wedding,girl looking her wedding gifts.

she came across a gft & start crying

 

the gft was d heart packed in a glass jar with full of blood…

the lid of the jar was attached with the paper

 

written on it..

 

”hey stupid ur heart is with me na than what will u give to ur husband?

b

 

4. How cute!

 

A boy & a girl were playing hide-seek..

 

She sent a SMS:”

 

If you find me, you can marry me..

 

If you can’t

I’m hidden in d shed”.

 

5. How, How could we go wrong

It was so good and now it’s gone

And I pray at night that our paths soon will cross

And what we had isn’t lost

Cause you’re always right here in my thoughts

 

6. “A Little but Sweet Love Story”

 

BOY:

Dekho mene naya cell lia!

 

GIRL:

Wah! chalo “Ramada” me Party dedo!

 

In Evening, dey Went to “Ramada Plaza”

 

(After Completing Dinner)

 

GIRL:

Oye! How did u Manage Money for dis Kind of Hotel?

 

BOY:

Cell Sale Kar dya!

Tm se barh k thori na tha IDIOT :-)

 

7. A Little Girl and Her Father were Crossing a Bridge.

The Father was Kind of Scared So He Asked His Little Daughter “Sweetheart, please Hold my Hand So that You Don’t Fall into the River.”

The Little Girl Said, “No, Dad. You Hold my Hand.”

“What’s the Difference? Asked the puzzled Father.

“There’s a Big Difference” replied the Little Girl.

“If i Hold Ur Hand and Something Happens to me, Chances r dat i may Let Ur Hand Go. But if U Hold my Hand, i Know For

 

8. Somebody wants you

Somebody needs you

Somebody dreams about you every single night

Somebody can’t breath without you, it’s lonely

Somebody hopes that one day you will see

That Somebody’s Me