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Swapnaa Sarkha sahawaas Naahi…
Saavli Sarkhi Sakhi Nahi…
Ekte panachi Janeev Hote Tevha…
Jevha Tuzya Maitri Sarkhi sath nahi.!

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Abol kiti Rahashil Priye…
kadhich nahi Sangnar ka?
Manatale Bhaav Tu saare…
Manatach thevanar ka?

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Jivnat Kahitari
Magnya Peksha
Kahitari Denyat
Mahatv Aste
Karan Magitlela
Swaarth An…
Dilele Prem Aste.

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Tuzya Sobat
Sajavlele
Swapnach Ghar
Mi Kadhi Hi
Todnar Nahi
Tu Ye Athwa
Nako Yeu
Mi Tuzi Wat
Pahane Sodnar
Nahi.

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Jivnachya watewar Kalyanche bandh futun jatat
Wahun jate sahwasache pani
Tarihi Maitricha Ankur tag dharun rahto ….
Karan bhijat rahtat tya Aathavani

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Na sampnare akhand swapna asave
na bolta eku yetil ase shabd asavet
grishmat paus padtil ase dhag asavet
na magta sobat detil ase MITRA asavet

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Patient eka operation nantar…
Patient: Doctorsaheb aata mi rogmukt zalo kay
Uttar milate….
‘Beta, doctor tar khalich rahilet, mi tar Chitragupt aahe!’

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Beshudh jhalelya mansala doctorkade aanle jaate.
Doctor(nadi tapaasun): Ha tar melay!
Beshudh manuh(lagech uthun basat): mi tar jiwant aahe!
Beshudh mansachi bayako: Chup basa…..tumhala kay kalate? Yewadhe mothe doctor kay khote bholtil?

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Dagdu: Doctorsaheb 3 varshanpurvi mala taap aala hota.
Doctor: Mag ata kay zale?
Dagdu(Pramanikpane): Tumhi anghol karaayla manai keli hoti…aata karu shakto ka?

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Chintu Dentist unclena kutuhalaane vicharto..
Chintu: Na dukhta daat kadhta yetat kay?
Dentist: nahitar!
Chintu: Jar mi kadhun daakhvile tar!
Dentis: Kadhun daakhav bare!
Chintu: he he he he he he he he he !!

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Doctoranchya haatatil phulaanchi maal baghun patient vicharto…
Patient: Doctorsaheb, hi maala konasaathi?
Doctor: He maaze pahile operation ahe….jar yashaswi zale tar mazyasaathi, nahitar tumchyasathi!

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Ekda eka mansala sundas la prblm hot asto mhanun to doctor kade jato. “Dr, mala prsakade nit hot nhiye. Majhi shi dorysarkhi (thread like) hotey ani he barech divas chalu ahy”. Dr: Kay hoat ahy naki bghu tari?”. Dr tyache sagle exams

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Sarwanchi nzr chukwoon thujhe
majhyakade baghani he mala mahit astt
Tujhe he baghani mala kalhatt asatt
Pan tujhya nakalht maje tula baghane he tula kalhat nasatt

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Dagdu: Doctorsaheb he aushadh kontyach medical storemadhye milale nahi!
Doctor: Are maaf kar, mi aushadh lihaylach visarlo…ti mazi sign hoti!

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Jivnachya watewar Kalyanche bandh futun jatat
Wahun jate sahwasache pani
Tarihi Maitricha Ankur tag dharun rahto
Karan bhijat rahtat tya Aathavanie.

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Yevdhyasha Aayushyat khup kahi hav asat,
Pan je hav asat tech milat nast,
Hav te milal tari khup kahi kami asat..
Chandanyani bharun suddha aapal aabhal rikam asat…

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Yeka Osad malavar , Maz man udas padalel …. Tithasuddha ved tuzyha , Aathavanit budalel!

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Hasta hasta dole algad yetilahi bharun, bolta bolta shabd othi jatilahi wirun,
kavra bavra honyasarkh bilkul kahi nahi, kunitari aathavan kadhtay baki kahi nahi

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Athvani ya asha ka astat?
onjal bharlelya panya sarkhya,
nakalat onjal rikami hote
ani mage urto fakt olava
prtyek athwanicha…!

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Junya athvaninche nako ved lavu,
kasa ekta ashya me smbhramat rahu,
ajunahi nahi sapadat vikhuralele moti
vikhuralele kshan ani vikhurlel

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Kahi shabd nakalat kanavar padtat,
koni dur asun hi ugachach jawal watatat,
khara tar hi nati ashich asatat,
ayaushyat yetat ani ayushya banun jatat….

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athvani yetat athvani boltat athvani hasavtat radavtat kahich na bolta athvani nighun hi jatat tari aayushyat shevati athvanich shillak rahtat…..

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mansachya jivnat anek athvani yetat ani jatat, kahi anand bhartat kahi dukh anantat,tya paiki ek aashi athavan ji mi majya jivnat akherachya swasa paryant visaru shakat nahi ti athavan mhanaje tu tu ani fakta tu

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chaandi chya tataat thevle hote gahu
lagnach jhala nahi tar
naav kasa gheu

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angnaat perle potebhar gahu
list aahe mothi
aata konakonacha naav gheu

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jagi mauli sarkhi kon aahe
jiche janmanterche rin aahe
ase rin ha jyach vyaj nahi
tya rinavin jivanaas saaj naahi
jichyasarkhe kautke bol nahit
jichya yatnana jagi tod naahi
tiche naav jagat aai
aai evdhe kashalach mol naahi

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Astat khoob sunder dishyala
pan tu majhi aasta aahe
mi tula prem karto, vishwas thev majha var
kashyala vichar karte tu samaajhacha…

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Hota asa hi kaal saare namra hote majpudhe
Zelanyala shabda maza hote ubhe mazya pudhe
Aata Kuthe to kaal tyachi khuN hi na rahili

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jehva ticha mukhchandra aamhi javdun aagdi pahila
durbini gheun vaate,chandra jaisa pahila
chandra pari te daag jehva galawari disle mala
sadrushya hi upmetle tya tehva kuthe patle mala

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Don Sardargi aapaplya don ghodyanbaddal bolat astaat. Pahila mhanto,” Aare aaplya ghodyanna olakhnyasathi kahitari khun pahije. mi mazya ghodyach dava kaan kapto mhanje maza ghoda vegla olakhata yeil.” Ani mug to kharach kaan kapto pan nemka dusrya ghodyachahi dava kaan eka accident madhe tutto!! Tyamule pahila sardaargi aaplya ghodyacha ek pai kapto pan parat dusrya ghodyachya payala lagun tyacha pai kapava lagto. Aata vaitagun pahila sardaargi aaplya ghodyachi sheput kapto pan tin divsaani dusrya ghodyachi sheput accident madhe tutle! Shevti donhi ghodyanncha 1 kaan, 1 paay ani 1 sheput jate, shevti dusra sardaargi mhato, “Aare jaude aata, tuza ghoda pandhra ani maza ghoda kala, hich khun chaan aahe.”

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Manachiya kushi zopal kon, itukle-pitukle pille don, mich-mich dole, tille kan, aata gapachup zopa.

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Ghadyalaat vajalet saat Ajun to antharunaat SMS karatoy tula mhanayala Suprabhat

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Japanese hair cutting salon : Mishi Kapun Taku Yaki
Also ran: Kes Kapa
Russian waiter: Andre vada pav
African swimming pool che nav: Ya Doomba Doomba Doom Doom
Japanese hospital chya baher quiet zone aste. Tya zone che nav kay? Haka Naka Maru
Japanese shaleche nav : Ya shika
Tya shalechya principal che naav : Shiku naka.
Tya shalet kashachi shikvan detaat? : Hitachi

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Ekda dusri madhe shikanaara Balu radat radat ghari yeto. Tyala baba vichartaat,”aare Balu tula radayla kai zale?” Tyavar Balu mhanto,” mi masteranna uttar dile mhanun mala tyanni marle………” Babanna kahi kalat nahi tevdhyat Balu explanation deto, ” mala tyanni vichaarle ki marathi madhil tin linge chi examples deun sang ani mi sangitale ki ‘To bench’, ‘Ti shala’, ani ‘Te mastar!!!’ Aata sanga , maze kai chukale??”

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Ekda ek manus marun narkaat jato.Dev tyala mhanto ki tu fakta ekdaach punnya kelyane tula shikshet choice aahe teva tu havi ti shiksha magun ghe. To manus aajubajula pahato tar tyala eka peksha ek bhayanak shiksha distaat. Tevdhyat to pahato tar tyala diste ki Gandhijinchya mandivar eka bajula Rambha ani dusrya bajula Menaka baslya aahet!! To devaala mhanto ki mala ti Gandhijichich shiksha dya tyavar Dev mhanto, ” Aare baba, ti shiksha Gandhinaa nahi tar Rambha ani Menkela aahe!!!”

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lal pivli kombadi tiche tiche karde…
lal pivli kombadi
tiche tiche karde karde pai
barech divas jale tumcha sms yet nay
tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?

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Tuza rajya aslela mazya manacha ek kopra me tasach japun thevein tyala dhakka suddha lagu denar nahi ani kunala hi samzu denar nahi ki tya madhe fakt tu…..tu….ani…tuch aahes.

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Tumhala tumachi swapna purn karayachi ahet na…
tar mag…
zopa aata…

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je tula hi janavte
je mala hi janavte
pan vyakt hot nahi
tya avyakat bhavnes
majha god salam

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thauk aahe mala
chorun mala baghtes
yacha arth kai
samju me priye

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prem hasat karaycha asta
manala vadana lavacha aasta
yaatch sagda aasta

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aajar aahe tujhya premacha
aushadh nako
fakt hokar de

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Na sampnare akhand swapna asave, na bolta eku yetil ase shabd asavet, grishmat paus padtil ase dhag asavet, na magta sobat detil ase MITRA asavet.

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Ek sardaarji trainche ticket kadhayla jato ani 3 tikite vikat gheto. Tickets denaara vicharto, ” Sardaarji, tumhi ektech jaanar mug tin tikite kashala?” Tyavar sardaarji hasun mhanto,” Aho, mi 2 tikite pants chya khishat ani ek shirt chya khishat thevto mhanje samja pants cha khisa kapla tari he urlele tikit rahate.” To manus parat vicharto,” Ani samaja tumacha shirtcha khisa pan kapla tar?” Tyavar aapla pass kadhun dakhavat sardaargi mhanto,” Mug pass kashasathi asto???”

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Ekda ek manus marun narkaat jato.Dev tyala mhanto ki tu fakta ekdaach punnya kelyane tula shikshet choice aahe teva tu havi ti shiksha magun ghe. To manus aajubajula pahato tar tyala eka peksha ek bhayanak shiksha distaat. Tevdhyat to pahato tar tyala diste ki Gandhijinchya mandivar eka bajula Rambha ani dusrya bajula Menaka baslya aahet!! To devaala mhanto ki mala ti Gandhijichich shiksha dya tyavar Dev mhanto, ” Aare baba, ti shiksha Gandhinaa nahi tar Rambha ani Menkela aahe!!!”

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Ekda dusri madhe shikanaara Balu radat radat ghari yeto. Tyala baba vichartaat,”aare Balu tula radayla kai zale?” Tyavar Balu mhanto,” mi masteranna uttar dile mhanun mala tyanni marle………” Babanna kahi kalat nahi tevdhyat Balu explanation deto, ” mala tyanni vichaarle ki marathi madhil tin linge chi examples deun sang ani mi sangitale ki ‘To bench’, ‘Ti shala’, ani ‘Te mastar!!!’ Aata sanga , maze kai chukale??”

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Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

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Ek sardaarji tyachya sundar bahinila scootar varun geun chalala asto
tevdhyat kahi targat mule tyachya bahinila baghun mhantaat yaar
kai biko midali aahe sardaar la sardaarji te aikto ani khup chidto to
scooter park karto ani tyanna mhanto aare saale biko asel tujhi
majhi tar bahin aahe.

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Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobaat
Ekhadyaa chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet tey
Premache teen shabda
mee bill bharte ..

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Priyee
Me phule magitlee
Tu malaa pushpaguchyaa dilas
Mayn dagad magitlaa
Tuu malaa sundar murtee dilis
Mayn morpis magitlee
Tu mala mor dilas
bahiree aahes kee key ?

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1 pakshi unch udala, bharpur unch udala, aakasha palikade khup unch udala, itka unch udala ki disenasa zala. Ata zopa udya shodhu tyala.

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Ekada eka navra ani baykoche jordaar bhandan hote ani te ekmekaanshi abola dhartaat. Navra zopaychya aadhi baykochya ushivar note thevto, mala sakali 6:00 la uthav. Dusrya divshi sakali navra uthto ani pahato tar sakalche 8:00 vajlet!! To baykola kahi bolnaar tevdhyat tyala tyachya ushivar note diste. Tyavar lihile aste, 6:00 vajlet, utha!!!

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Sakali hastes
Dupari hastes
Sandhyakali hastes
Ratri hastes
Gharat hastes
Rastyat hastes
Yetana baghun hastes
Jatana baghun hastes
Tila kay vaatte
Tu ektich dat ghastes?

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swatantrya dinacha marathi sms:
bharato mam deshosya,
bharatiyachya bandhwa,
paranurakti rasmin.. me deshasti mam sarvada.!

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Ekda Dada Kondke la ek Hindi picture produce ani direct karnyachi sandhi yete. Mulcha marathi manus pun ata hindi picture produce karaycha tyamule Dada Kondke la picture che naav kay thevayche he suchat nahi. Khoop vichar karun tyala ek ashakya nav suchate. Ase nav jyache marathi ani hindi donahi madhye kahitari artha hoto ase. Picture che nav. BADLA LUNGI

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Ek sardaarji trainche ticket kadhayla jato ani 3 tikite vikat gheto. Tickets denaara vicharto, ” Sardaarji, tumhi ektech jaanar mug tin tikite kashala?” Tyavar sardaarji hasun mhanto,” Aho, mi 2 tikite pants chya khishat ani ek shirt chya khishat thevto mhanje samja pants cha khisa kapla tari he urlele tikit rahate.” To manus parat vicharto,” Ani samaja tumacha shirtcha khisa pan kapla tar?” Tyavar aapla pass kadhun dakhavat sardaargi mhanto,” Mug pass kashasathi asto???”

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Satyajit Ray chya babanche nav kay ahe
Baap Re
Aajobanche nav?
Baap re Baap

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Pu La Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat. T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste. “Pu La Deshpande”. Tar T-shirt chya magchya bajula kay lihile asnar?
Pu Sh Deshpande.

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Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

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Na sampnare akhand swapna asave, na bolta eku yetil ase shabd asavet, grishmat paus padtil ase dhag asavet, na magta sobat detil ase MITRA asavet

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Ekada Mr.Dhadpade bandage lavalelaya awastyet aaplya ghara madhun baher jatana disle. Mi vicharle kay apaghat wagere zala kay? tar te hasale aani mhanale,’nahi apaghat wagere nahi zala. pan kalach mazaya mandaline navin polpat-latane aanale aahe.’

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Tumhala tumachi swapna purn karayachi ahet na…
tar mag…
zopa aata…
good night…

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lal pivli kombadi tiche tiche karde…
lal pivli kombadi
tiche tiche karde karde pai
barech divas jale tumcha sms yet nay
tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?

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Ekda ek manus marun narkaat jato.Dev tyala mhanto ki tu fakta ekdaach punnya kelyane tula shikshet choice aahe teva tu havi ti shiksha magun ghe. To manus aajubajula pahato tar tyala eka peksha ek bhayanak shiksha distaat. Tevdhyat to pahato tar tyala diste ki Gandhijinchya mandivar eka bajula Rambha ani dusrya bajula Menaka baslya aahet!! To devaala mhanto ki mala ti Gandhijichich shiksha dya tyavar Dev mhanto, ” Aare baba, ti shiksha Gandhinaa nahi tar Rambha ani Menkela aahe!!!”

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Mi ithe, tu tithe, pan tuze hruday ithe, maze hruday tithe.

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mala bolaychy tujhya shi thoda pan tula kadel ki nahi hech padlaye mala koda

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majya kdade jehva ekhada phul baghun hste khare sangu tyacht tujhch ruup diste

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majhya doryat tu
majhya hridyat tu
mala tujhya peksha konich awdat naahi
me tula kharach khup prem karto