If you are searching a different way for wishing your friends, we have a nice collection of NAUGHTY SMS TEXT MESSAGES.

bewafa keh kar bulaya to bura maan gaye ………jab aaina(sheesha) samne aaya to bura maan gaye……….unki har raat gujarti hai diwali ki tarah ……….jab humne ek deep jalaya to bura maan gaye.

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TERE PYAR KA E-MAIL MERE DIL KO LOOBHATA HAI
LEKIN KABHI KABHI TERE BHAI KA VIRUS AA JATA HAI

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arz kiya hai
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teri galiyon me na rakhenge kadam aaj k baad…………
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kyoki kichad bahut ho jata hai barsaat k baad……..

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ARZ KIYA HAI
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aapke chehre pe udaasi…..
aankhon me nami hai…..
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aapke chehre pe udaasi…..
aankhon me nami hai…..
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national namak istemaal karo….
aapme ‘iodine’ ki kami hai………..

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TUM DOOR SAHI MAJBOOR SAHI……
YAAD TUMHARI AATI HAI……
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TUM SAANS WAHAN PAR LETE HO…..
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AUR ”BADBOO” YAHAN TAK AATI HAI…

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Jab TuM Is Duniya Se Jaoge
Aur Dur Kahin Ek Naya JanaM Paoge,
Is Baar Jo Hua So Hua,
Agli Baar 1 LaMbi Pooch
Aur 4 Tange Paoge…

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Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
upar likha hai most wanted
neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai

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Apne deewane par kyon itna zulm dhaati ho,
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Apne deewane par kyon itna zulm dhaati ho,
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Khwaab mein bhi baap ko saath laati ho.

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Neend aati hai to khaab aata hai
khaab mein ek ladki aati hai,
ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai
phir na neend aati hai na khaab aata hai.

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Aati hai teri yaad der tak aati hai,
Jab tu aas paas se guzar jati hai,
Main toh nahta hoon roz,
Kyun tu kabhi kabhi nahati ha

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Suna hai bole to baton se phool jhadte hai
yeh baat hai to chalo, baat karke dekhte hai!!

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Nashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain,
hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain,
kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen,
suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai.

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Rishtoon Ki Baat Na Youn Chali Hotee Daman Mein Aag Na Youn Lagaee Hotee Zindagi To Weyse Hi Pareshan The Apni Aur Na Meri Pareshani Youn Barhai Hotee

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Ek hawa ka jhoka sa aaya,
To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho,
Darwaze par kisi ki aahat se hue,
To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho,
Ab tum he bataoo,
Kya tum kisi bhoot se kam ho.

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Woh hamare zindagi mein,
Kuch is tara aaye,
Jaise hare bhare khait mein,
Moti bhains ghus aaye…
Submitted by: Sadiq khan

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Vo reshmi baalo vali,
Bhuri aankho vali,
Komal hatho or naram pero vali,
Matki hui andhere me,
Tumhare pass aayegi aur dhire se,
Bolegi.., Miyaaau

Here are some nice collection of NAUGHTY SMS QUOTES which you can share with your friends and family which helps to spread cute smile on their faces

CONGRATS.A new puzzle game has been installed in your phone. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces….

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Teacher: What is your caste?
Student: Pehle hum Singh they,
Phir Rajput hue,
Phir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi….
Aaage Mummy ki marzi

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A new born baby asked the nurse do u have msg pack?
Nurse : Ya! I Have msg pack?
Baby : Send msg 2 god that i reached safely ask him to send my girl friend soon.

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1 student ne MBA ka form bharty hue
Watchman se pocha :
Janab ya college kaisa hai ?
Watchman :
bohat hi acha hai maine b yahan
se hi MBA kia hai.

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He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swallowed,
when he was satisfied,
he left,
I was hurt,
Damn …. MOSQUITO !!!

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Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

An Unique and large collection of NAUGHTY SMS JOKES. Messages are nice way to share your feelings with your friends, family member and beloved persons

Your account has been recharged successfully by rs. 1490.74. Your account bal is 1601.98! . . . . haha Chehera To Dekho, Jaise Bandar Ko Kela Mil Gaya!

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Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

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open with lovemujhe tum se kuch kehna haibura to nahi maano gewohi kuch jis ki tumhain zaroorat haiwo pyar bharay 3 lafz insaan Ban Jaao

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Larka Bus Stop Par Larki Ko Dekh Ker Bola :Tu Tou Meri Jaan Hy Tu Mera Emaan HyLarki Ne Apni Sandel Utari Tou Larka Bola :Main tera bhai jaan Hoon Tuu meri bahan Hy.

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Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don’t know. Teacher: They r called Turks,now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.

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Sardar Manmohan Singhs Next Election Agenda:1)Ban On Sardar Jokes.2)Bolo Tara Rara Will Be D National Song.3)11 Ke Baad Seedha 1 Bajega.

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Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko badi fursat mein banaya hoga simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain

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Aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say: maa main itna badsurat kyon hoonmaa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur, usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

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jee to yeh chahta hai k ???duniya ki sab se KHUBSORAT or HASEEN insan ka qatal ker doon . . . . . Magar baad main socha KHUDKUSHI to haram hai!

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Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua, Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch aur chaar taang paoge.

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1 pathan pani pe rah tha.. .. . . . Ab kya pathan pani bhi nai pee sakta????Iss main bhi joke chaihay tumhe??

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Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai… Aap ka hi blood group chahiye, Plz mana mat karnaWarnaGADHA mar jayega

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4 roses, just for you! 1st for Friendship. 2nd for Wealth. 3rd for Happiness.and the last one..Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

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Mera Number Change Ho Gaya Hy
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Juto Ka
Agar Tuje Mere Purane Jute Chaiye
To Le Jana
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Hat Pagal Ab
Thanks Bolkar Dost Ko Rulaiga Kya?

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Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..

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Future plans of childrens:Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot.Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor.Bina: I want 2 b a good mother.Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.

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Animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasnt started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

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Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor, Abey Saray hue Kele ke Chilkey, Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander, Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai.

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Meherban kadardan dekhiye mere sms ka kamaal ghanti bajegi bandar nachega mobile uthayega sms padhega muskurayega ab bandar forward karke hosiyari dikhayega

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2 pyaz, 3 lahsun, 5 gm zeera, 3 kali mirch, 2 spoon namak, 4 spoon oil, 1 cup waterAur thoda sa hara dhaniya. Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu? . . . . . . . Tumhain ullu!