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Pessenger :
Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?
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Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .
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Pathan 1 chaku pani ma ubal rha tha
2nd pathan:ye chaku kyu ubal rhe ho?
1st:khudkushi krni ha.2nd:to chaku kyu ubal rhe ho.
1st:kahein infection na hojae..

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A pathan said to his friend:
“mujhy smajh nahi aati k log
maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?
Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai

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Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li:
Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai?
Pathan:
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Bachpan Se Shoq Tha
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CHOWKIDARI Karon.

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Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.
Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.

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Pathan Ka Interview Tha…
Sawal Aya:
English Me Translate Karo…
“Main Nokari K Liye
Bohat Umeed Se Hon.”
Pathan:
I Am Pregnent For The Job..!!:)

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Pathan Drivs In To 1-Way
Cros NO ENTRY Board
Police: No ENTRY Ka
Board Nai Dekha ?
Pathan: Mujhe Laga Film
Ka Poster Hai..

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Pathan: Jaldi Ek Glass Juice Do Larai Hone Wali Hai,
Pene K Bad
Ek Glass Or Dy Larai Hone Wali Hy,
Juice Wala: Larai Kb Hogi?
pathan: Jab Tu Paise Maange Ga

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1 Pathan angor baich raha tha,
Magar keh raha tha aalu ly lo aalu ly lo.
Dosry admi ny kaha khan sab ye to angor hain
Pathan.
Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jaege.

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Pathan ka interview tha sawal aaya
english mai translet karo,
Mai job k liye bohot umeed say hoon.
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Pathan:
I m pregnant for the job;

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1. Aik dafa 1 Pathan cycle par gungunathe jaa raha tha ,Raasthay may us nay 1 Punjabi aurath ko cycle se maar diya.

Aurath : Andhay ho kia break nahin maar sakthay?

Pathan : Poora cycle maar diya ab break maarnay se kiya fayedaa.

 

2. Phatan:

Aaj main bohat preshan hu

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muje Dar lg rha hy

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2nd pathan: Kyu?

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Phatan: Aj main test de k aya hu pta nhi fail ho ga ya pass

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2nd pathan:

Kon sa test?

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Phatan: Blood Test

 

3. Punjabi going wid his sister,

Pathan shouts “Oye,

Mashoka le ker kahan nikle

“Punjabi gets furious & slap him & says

 

” Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai”!

 

4. Pathan Paper de raha tha.. Larka: KHAN SAAB aap ki NaQal maar loon.? PATHAN: Tum hamari Naqal maro ham tumhe asal me maray ga.

 

5. Doctor: Tumhari Sehat Bohat Kharab Hai, Cigrrete-Noshi Chor Do. . . . Pathan: Ye Nahi Ho Sakta Kyon k Cigarrete to Chor Donga. Magar Noshi Meri Biwi Hai.

 

6. During The Match,

Batsman LBW Hua:

 

1 Pathan Doosre Se: Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hain,

Yahan to Sab Pagal Hain,

 

Lagi Batsman ko hai Aur Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai.

 

7. Pathan Amrood bech raha tha:

Aik admi aya bola khan sahab amrud mei se keera nikla to?

Khan Sahab: Bhai ye to tera kismat hai.

Kal ek admi ka Moter Cycle nikla tha.

 

8. Punjabi School mai hans raha tha:

Pathan bola: Chup kar jao.

Punjbi: Q? Aur tum kon ho?

Pathan: Main Monitor hon.

Punjbi: Main CPU hon.

 

9. Pathan shadi k dusray din BV se ler pra… Pathan’s dad:kia hua? Pathan: isne mri chay me Tawez milaya hy… Bevi rotay hue: Salay wo “Tawez” ni “Tea Bag” tha.

 

 

Here you will get the most viewed Sardar And Pathan Sms will definitely steal your heart.

 

 

 

1. dost pathan se: April fool manaya???

Pathan: han

Dost: kis k sath…???

Pathan: apni BV k sath.

dost: wo kaisy???

pathan: ham ne apni ko 3 dafa talaq dia, jub wo rony lagi tu ham ne kaha…

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APRIL FOOL

APRIL FOOL

 

2. Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhi Jawab Nahi Hai

 

1 Pathan Talaab Main Naha Raha Tha

 

Police Wala Kehta Hai

 

Chal Ooye Bahar Aa Kar Kapry Pehan

 

Teri Talashi Leni Hai.

 

3. pathan ne 30 ruapy ki lottery li, aik crore rupay ka inam nikla.

tax waghera kat k 90 lak rupay milay. pathan: ham ko pora paisa do worna hamara 30 upiya wapis karo…!!!

 

4. Sardar: Yar Lrkion ko shadi k bad”BEGUM”

Q kehte han?

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Pathan:So simple shadi k bad larkion k saray gham larko ko mil jate hain is liye wo BE-GHUM ho jati hai

 

5. Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho

 

to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye?

 

Pathan: Us ki dum pe girah laga do, phans jae ga…

 

6. pathan aik baraf ka piece utha k usay ghor se dekh raha tha.

dosra pathan: kia dekh rahay ho???

pehla patha: dekh raha hon ye leek kahan se kar raha hay!!

 

7. Raqs Karti Hain Gardish-e-Dauran,

Dar Khulay Hain Sharab Khano K,

 

Chai Peenay Ko Ab Kahan Jayen Faraz,

Bund Hogaye Hain Hotal Pathano K..

 

8. ek sardar nay ek pathan ke beti ka rishta managa

pathan nay us ko bohut maara

 

maar khaa ker sardar uthaa kapray jhaar ker

bola

“phir khan sahab main inkaar samjhoun”

 

9. petrol pump pe likha tha

“don’t use mobile”

pathan ne mobile nikala

aur sub doston ko call kar k kaha…

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fone na karna mien petrol pump pe hon…!!!

 

 

An Unique and large collection of Pathan Sms. Messages are nice way to share your feelings with your friends, family member and beloved persons

 

 

 

1. Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola

 

I love U!

 

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

 

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun

 

Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai

 

2. Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya…. Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi….use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan

bacha le…

 

3. Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?

 

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Phatan :

Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .

 

4. Teacher to Pathan:

 

Where were you born?

 

Pathan proudly says: In KHYBER PAKHTUNKHAWA.

 

Teacher: spelling?

 

Pathan: I think i was born in N.W.F.P.

 

5. 1 Pthan Ki Murgi Bemar Hui,

 

Sardar : tum eska sadka utar lo

 

To phir

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Phir kya hona tha, PATHAN ne murghi k lye 1 “Bakra”

sadqa kar diya.

 

6. This is “GHURBAT”

 

FaQir Pathan Se: 5 Rupe Ka Sawal Hai Baba?

 

Pathan: Baba Jaldi Se Sawal BataO

 

Mujhe 5 Rupe Ki Buhat Sakhat ZarOort Hai

 

Me Ne Naswar Leni Ha..

 

7. SARDAR:

Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ?

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PATHAN:

Jootay se maar do

 

8. zindagi ki race me 1st aany k liye

 

hamesha ye soch kar bhaago k

 

tum nangy ho or peechy saary pathan hein,

 

phir dekhna jeet sirf tumhari ho gi sirf tumhari:-

 

9. Doctor to khan: There is a tumor in your brain.

 

Khan started dancing,

 

Doctor: Why are you dancing?

 

Khan: No tension about tumor,

 

I am happy to know that I have brain.

 

10. Pathan ka ?aita Awaaz ?adal ker Apnay Master ko ?all kerta Hy..

 

“Maira ?aita Aaj Theek Nahi Hy, Aaj Nahi Aa ?akta”

 

Master Awaaz Pehchan ker Ghussay ?y ?ola..

 

Tum kon ?aat ker Rahay Hou?

 

?acha Ghabratay Huay: Mairay Abbu ?aat ker Rahay Hain..

 

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1. A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.

 

Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?

 

Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.

 

2. 1 Molvi dua mang raha tha

kash shahadt ki moat mil jaye

Pathan:ye nhi ho skta.

Molvi:wo Q?

Pathan:Jahad pe to tu ne jana nhi or halwe may ksi ne bomb rkhna nhi.

 

3. Ek Admi Ko Ek Jin Mila,

 

Us Ny Jin Se Kaha:

 

“Meri Dili Khawaish Hai Ke

 

Tum Sarey Pathan’on Ko Pakistan Se Nikaal Do”

 

Jin Replied: Lala! Zama Urdu Nishta Poye.

 

4. Pathan Marte Waqt Doctor Se:

 

Doctor Sahab Hum Apna Dimagh Donate Krna Chahta Hai.

 

Doctor:

Aap Aaram Se Mar Jaein Agar Hoga To Hum Nikaal Lein Ge

 

5. Teacher:

Dunya me kitne

Bar-e-Azam hen?

 

Pathan:

4

 

Teacher:

Kn Kn Se?

 

Pathan:

1. Quaid-e-Azam

2. Sikandar-e-Azam

3. Mughal-e-Azam

Or

4. Mera Chacha

Haji Azam.

 

6. Teacher: Zameen aur Aasman ka Aapas me Kiya Rishta Hai?

 

Pathan: Bhae behan ka.

 

Teacher: Wo Kase?

 

Patahn: Q ke hum Chaand ko Mamu

 

Aur Zameen ko Maa kehte hain…

 

7. ek pathan sahab apna dost ka pass 2 gulab jaman lakar ata han.

dost kahta ha khan sahab ap methai b lai han or udas bhi q .

to khan sahab khata han ka yara hamara han 20 years ka bad bacha hoa ha ,

to dost kahta ha ka ya tu khusi ki bat ha apko to pora deba lana tha methai ka,

to khan sahab khata ha yara hama is bat ka apfos ha ka hmra 20 year ka bad bacha hoa wo bhi chota sa.

 

8. BOSS:15 din ki chuti q chahiye?

 

pathan:cousin ki shadi he.

 

boss:cousin ki shadi me15 din chuti q?

 

pathan:cousin ki shadi mujse ho rahi he . . . .

 

9. 1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr ra tha,PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr arbi ko boht mara, logo ne pucha to Bola. ye kameena Bath Room me TILAWAT kar rha ta.

 

10. ek pathan sahab apna dost ka pass 2 gulab jaman lakar ata han. dost kahta ha khan sahab ap methai b lai han or udas bhi q . to khan sahab khata han ka yara hamara han 20 years ka …

 

An ultimate collection of Pathan Sms In Hindi in our message library, which you can send to your friends, family and someone very special for you

 

 

 

1. Yar Mery Pas Paise Nhi Hain

Mujhe Kpray Lena Hain,

Main Kya Karon?

 

Friend:

Tum Bank Se Loan Le Lo

 

Pathan:

Loan Le To Lon

Magar Humko

Sirf Cotton Pehany Ki Aadat Ha

 

2. Aao Race Lagaty Hain

Jo Haara Wo Ek Hazar Rupe Dega

 

Sardar:

Lekin Mujhe Rasta Nahi Maloom

 

Pathan:

Bus Tum Meray Peechay Peechay Rehna

 

Sardar:

Thanks Yar

 

3. Nurse:

Mubarak Ho Khan Sab

Aap K Ghar Larka Peda Hua Hai

 

Pathan :

O Mera Khuda

 

Ye Kesa

Technology Hai,

B.V Mera Hospital Main Hai

Or Bacha Ghar Peda Hua Hay

 

4. 1 Pathan Ki Apny Bap Se Larai Ho Gai, Pathan Ne Gusy Me Apny Bap Ki Tasveer Uthai Aur Kabrstan Me Latka Di, Aur Neechy Likh Dia ? “Coming…soon

 

5. Jin:

“Kya Hukm hy Meray Aaqa?”

 

PATHAN:

“Ek Shair suna do”

 

Jin:

“Hukm Krien,Bakwas nhi,,,

Myn Jin hoOn FARAZ nhi”

 

PATHAN:

“Wah Wah

Kya Shair hy…

 

6. Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein. Dost: Kiun? Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja.

 

7. 1 Pathan BLOOD K Bare Me

Book Parh Rha Tha

 

BV:

Aj Ye Q Parh Rhe Ho?

 

Pathan:

Muje Dr. Ne Kaha Ha K

Kal BLOOD TEST Ha

Is Liye Test Ki Tayari Kr Rha Hon!

 

8. Pathan 100 Ke Note Pe Likha

No Dial Kar Raha Tha

 

2nd Pathan:

Ye Tum Kya Kar Rahe Ho

 

1 Pathan :

Mai Dekh Raha Tha Ke

Quaid-E-Azam To Foat Ho Gae

To Unka Mobile Kis Ke Pass Hai

 

9. PATHAN Ki Bus Nehar Me Gir Gai POLICE: Bus Kesy Giri? PATHAN: Muje Ni Pta! POLICE : Q? PATHAN : Wo Aj Helper Ni Aya To Me Pechy Kraya Lene Gya Hua Tha..

 

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1. 1 lrkey ne chinese lrki se shadi ki

 

Lrki 1 saal bad mr gai

Lrka buht ro rha tha

 

1 pathan dilasa dete huwe bola

 

Bs Yar China ka Maal to itna hi chalt he

 

2. Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja Kar Ek Baat Boli.

Jisay Sun Kar NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gaye.

 

Pathan Bola:

 

I.D Card K Golden Numbers Dikhao?

 

3. Pathan Wapda office fone kr k bola:Janab light band kr do

Wapda wala:kyun sir

 

Pathan:wo yara hamaray dimagh me aik nya gaali aya hai wo tumko dena hai.

 

4. Pathan U.K gaya

Airport officer ne naam pocha

 

Pathan:

Umar Daraz Khan

 

Officer:

English mei bolo

 

Pathan kuch dair sochny k baad:

Long Life Khan

 

peche sardar khara tha

wo bola:

I m beautiful red underwear

 

officer:

what?

 

sardar:

mera naam hai

Sundar Laal Chadda.:

 

 

 

5. Aik Pathan ne chellange kea

 

k wo Minaar e Pakistan ko

 

Sar pr utha kar Peshawar le ja sakta hai.

 

Hazaaron 1000 log ekathay ho gaey

 

To

 

Pathan bola chalo esay utha kr

 

Mairay sar par rakho

 

6. 1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya

Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,

Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga.

Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?

Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya

 

7. Nurse: Mubarak Ho khan s.b Aap k Ghar larka Peda Hua Hai PATHAN:= O mera KHUDA Yeh Kiasa Technology Hai, B.V Mera Hospital Me Hi Or Bacha Ghar peda Hua hy..

 

8. Raks karti hai gardish-e-dauran,

Dar khulay hain sharb khano k,

Chai peenay ko ab kahan jayen Faraz,

 

Bund hogaye hain hotal pathano k.

 

9. pathan:miss apne kal mujhe call q ki thui kya kaam tha mujh se??

 

teacher:main ne to koi call nhn ki

 

pathan:to phir mere mobile pe kyun likha tha 1 miss call.!!

 

10. 1 pathan ki apny bap se larai ho gai,

Pathan ne gusy me apny bap ki

tasveer uthai aur Kabrstan me latka di,

Aur

Neechy likh dia

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