Here are some nice collection of NAUGHTY SMS QUOTES which you can share with your friends and family which helps to spread cute smile on their faces

CONGRATS.A new puzzle game has been installed in your phone. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces….

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Teacher: What is your caste?
Student: Pehle hum Singh they,
Phir Rajput hue,
Phir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi….
Aaage Mummy ki marzi

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A new born baby asked the nurse do u have msg pack?
Nurse : Ya! I Have msg pack?
Baby : Send msg 2 god that i reached safely ask him to send my girl friend soon.

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1 student ne MBA ka form bharty hue
Watchman se pocha :
Janab ya college kaisa hai ?
Watchman :
bohat hi acha hai maine b yahan
se hi MBA kia hai.

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He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swallowed,
when he was satisfied,
he left,
I was hurt,
Damn …. MOSQUITO !!!

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Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

Here you will find large collection of MISSING YOU TEXT SMS MESSAGES AND QUOTES. Send to your friends and wish them

MOUNTAINS HIDE PEOPLE WE ADORE…DISTANCE PUT THEM FAR BUT ONLY THOUGHTS BRING THEM CLOSER TO OUR HEARTS.I MISS U

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There r 6 billion ppl around de world,i dnt knw why i kp on missin u,mayb bcz 5,999,999,999 ppl cn’t replace a single U.

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I miss u so much, Missing u is only half the story. Hope the other half is u miss me too.

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The pain is not on the day of missing our dear ones.
The pain is really when u live without them
&
with their presence in your mind.

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Zamanay k sawalon ko main huns k taal du
Lakin nami ankhon ki kehti hai “mujhe tum yaad aate ho”

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Miss me
or
Hate me
Either ways u r thinking of me

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Love is missing someone whenever you’re apart, but some how feeling warm inside because you’re close in heart.

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If you love someone more then anything, then distance only matters to the mind, not to the heart.

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how much i miss you?!?!
if you thought i forgot you you were so wrong
every second gets slower without you

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Love & caring is what makes me & U alive 2day,no matter D distances I cann’t stop think about U.

An Unique and large collection of LOVE SMS QUOTES. Messages are nice way to share your feelings with your friends, family member and beloved persons

Every body loves you
when you love every body.
No one love you
if you do not love any one.

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Love is a war.
This war will end
when life will end

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There is only one
happiness in life,
to love
and be loved.

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Love me and the world is mine.

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Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.

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Within you, I lose myself, without you, I find myself, searching to be lost again.

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You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.

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There Were Times You Make Me Cry… Looking 4 A Reason Why… There Were Times You Make Me Fly…Stay With Me Until I Die…Stay With Me…

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You r like the Sunshine so warm,You r like Sugar so sweet,You r like You….& thats the reason why i love u……

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I’m scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love… it never seems to last.

Unique collection of COOL SMS QUOTES in our message library

Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness.
Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can’t change.

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Life is too short to wake up
in the morning with regrets.
So love the people who treat you right
and
forget about the ones who don’t.

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A Man Asked A Sculptorist:
“How Do You Make Such Beautiful Idols From Stone?”
He Replied:
“Idols & Images Are Already Hidden There…
I Remove Unwanted Stone 0nly..!”
Moral:
Your HAPPINESS Is HIDDEN Within You,
Just Remove Your W0RRIES!

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The compatibility of a couple
and the quality of a relationship
lies in the way
they handle their arguments and differences.

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Never shortchange yourself for someone else,
or else
you will lose your own identity.

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One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that
even a bargain costs money.

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A Lot Of Trouble In The World
Will Disappear,
If Everyone Learns To Talk To
Each Other
Instead Of
…Talking About Each Other … !!

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Six Things Which Weaken The Relations:
1) Misbehaving
2) Ignoring
3) Lying
4) Breaking Promises
5) Avoiding Contact
6) Doubting
Six Things Which Strengthen The Relations:
1) Good Attitude
2) Helping
3) Trusting
4) Respecting
5) Entertaining
6) Forgiving Mistakes.

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Life gives answer in 3 ways…
It says Yes & gives u what u want,
It says no and gives u something better,
It says wait and gives u the Best!

If you like reading hindi, then here are some nice collection of ANNIVERSARY QUOTES messages.

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.

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Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day.

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The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds – they mature slowly.

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Our anniversary is a time to look back at the good times and a time to look ahead to live our dreams together.

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A successful married life requires falling in love many times, but always with the same person.

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If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.

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There is no feeling more comforting and consoling than knowing you are right next to the one you love.

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Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

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“Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is plenty of room at both ends”

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A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.

Here you will find large collection of HISTORICAL QUOTES SMS. Send to your friends and wish them

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s
there to appreciate it – Franklin P. Jones

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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful.
It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

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Help a man when he is in trouble and he will
remember you when he is in trouble again.

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A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn’t happen.
- Winston Churchill

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Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.
- Richard Armour

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Men say I am a saint losing himself in politics. The fact is that I am a politician trying my hardest to become a saint.
- Mahatma Gandhi

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On both sides of a war, how many mothers must face the death of their sons because a politician will not face the death of one misguided opinion?
- Laura Teresa Marquez

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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.
- Plato

An ultimate collection of PEARL HARBOR DAY QUOTES in our message library, which you can send to your friends, family and someone very special for you

Everybody knows about Pearl Harbor. The thing that really fascinated me is that through this tragedy there was this amazing American heroism.

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Pearl Harbor caused our Nation to wholeheartedly commit to winning World War II, changing the course of our Nation’s history and the world’s future.

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Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!

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Our military thought that they couldn’t get to Pearl Harbor, that it was too long a journey from Japan to get there, and they proved us wrong

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“Today, the US spends less on defense as a percentage of our economy than we did at any time since he Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor. For the world’s only superpower, that is an invitation to very serious trouble.”

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Everything was black in the harbor, but there were still some fires burning on the ships.

Here are some nice collection of CHRISTIAN SMS QUOTES which you can share with your friends and family which helps to spread cute smile on their faces

Love rules the court, the camp and the grove, And men below, and the saints above; For love is heaven and heaven is love.

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My little children, let us not love in word,
neither in tongue, but in deed and in truth.

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Love cannot endure indifference. It needs 2 b wanted. Like a lamp, it needs 2 b fed out of the oil of anothers heart, or its flame burns low.

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The resurrection gives my life
meaning and direction and the opportunity
to start over no matter what my circumstances.

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I could not say I believe. I know! I have had the experience of being gripped by something that is stronger than myself, something that people call God

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The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting. It has been found difficult and left untried.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton

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What the world requires of the Christians is that they should continue to be Christians.

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The unthankful heart discovers no mercies; but the thankful heart will find, in every hour, some heavenly blessings

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This is just part of our calling of being Christians. It is a way 2 love your neighbor in a concrete way.

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The whole being of any Christian is faith & love. Faith brings the man 2 God, Love brings him 2 men.

Send BIBLE SMS QUOTES messages to your friends and relatives. Hear are some nice text messages on BIBLE SMS QUOTES

The steadfast love of the Lord never ceases, his mercies never come to an end; they are new every morning. . .”- Lamentations 3:22-23

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With men it is impossible; but to God all things are possible.”- Matthew 19:26

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Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path.” – Psalms 119:105

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“In the Lord, put your trust.”- Psalms 11:1

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“God is with you in all that you do.”- Genesis 21:22

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Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and lean not on your own understanding. In all your ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct your paths.– Proverbs 3:5,6

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It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God”

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“And Jesus said unto them … , “If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to younder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible to you.”- Romans 1:17

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For in Him we live, and move and have our being.” – Acts 17:28

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Fear thou not . . . I will strengthen thee. . . I will help thee.”- Isaiah 41:10

Get Beautiful and unique collection of MOTIVATIONAL QUOTES. which you can share with your friends.

Stealing someone else’s words frequently spares the embarrassment of eating your own.

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Tough times never last, but tough people do.

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The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a person’s determination.

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Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude.

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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog.

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Every artist was first an amateur.