Everyone wants a different way to wish their dearest one, if you also want to wish, just see we have a different collection of RUDE SMS MESSAGES.

A boy told his friend,
?yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai?.
Friend answered:
?Sahi se dekh,
hans k dekh rahi hai
ya
dekh k hans rahi hai ?

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Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
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Theek usi tarah 2 – 3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jao gey

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Today is an international day
for the mentally disabled
Please send an encouraging
sms to a mentally disabled friend,
as i have done

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Roses r lal
skies r nila,
ur brain is like khali patila.
Bura man liya?
O.K
Roses r red
skies r blue,
I born smart
what d hell hapened to u.
Thora sa or bura manlo :p

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Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

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Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

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Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
and
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! U 2

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Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

Everyone wants a different way to wish their dearest one, if you also want to wish, just see we have a different collection of RUDE INSULT SMS.

Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,
Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega,
Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna,
bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega

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Arz kiya hai
Tomy is a dog n u r a flower,wah, wah,wah
Tomy is a dog n ur a flower,
Tomy lifts his leg n gives u a SHOWER
aB KIJIYE wah wah wah!!!!!

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Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai
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reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai
woh kambakht na jane kaunse sabun se nahata hai!!

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Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam ker do,
1 bay naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,
Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do,
Ghar say naha k niklo, poray muhallay ko hairaan kar do

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Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!

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My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

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Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.
An extra sense is NON SENSE.

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Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko
badi fursat mein banaya hoga.
simple c baat hai,
faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain.

Express your emotions by the deep words of Rude Sms Jokes. Nice collection of Rude Sms Jokes

 

 

 

1. Piss the taking is someone that realise u this like times at its! NOW READ IT BACKWARDS!!

 

2. A – U r Attractive

B – U r the Best

C – U r Cute

D – U r Dear 2 Me

E – U r Excellent

F – U r Funny

G – U r Good-Looking

H – hehehe

I – I’m

J – JOKING

 

3. Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well…Enough about ME! How about you?

 

4. I saw U on the road that day

U Were Looking so fine

Ur Face So Divine

Ur Walk So Perfect

My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song??????.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

 

5. The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience.

 

6. You don’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again you don’t know the meaning of most words.

 

7. U R the one who is CHARMING

U R the one who is INTELLIGENT

U R the one who is CUTE

And

I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS

 

8. The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may kiss the grass,But u my friend can kiss my ass!

 

Here you will find large collection of Rude Sms In Hindi. Send to your friends and wish them

 

 

 

1. Wah tera nakhra,

Gazab tera style hai,

SMS kabhi karna nahi or

kehte ho mere pas mobile hai

 

2. aapke karib he to duniya bhar ke pagal khaaney chaltey hein

aap akela mat samjhiye khud ko…

kyunki wahan aap jaise hazaaron pagal paltey hein

 

3. aay Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se W8 kar RAha Ho

Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana

Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye

Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga

 

4. Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,

Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega,

Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna,

bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega

 

5. Thank you yaar Tu ne meri diamond ring itne andhere me bhi dhoondh ke de di Mujhe to pehle se hi shak tha ki tu Ullu hai!

 

6. Ab teri yaad se wehshat nahin hoti mujh ko

Zakhm Khulte Hain Aziyat Nahin Hoti mUjh ko

Ab koi ayy chala jaye mein khush rehta hun

Ab kisi shakhs ki adat nahin hoti mujh ko

 

7. Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota?

Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain

par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai…

 

8. 11

12

13

14

15

16

17

In Main Se Koi Aik Number

Select Kren Pata Chal Jaye Ga

K Ap Peechay Log Apko Kon Sy Words Me

Yad Kartey Hen.

Reply Fast

 

11.So Boring!

12.Bohat Pagal Hai!

13.Bohat Sweet Hai!

14.So Lovely Person!

15.Kya Baat Hai Is Ki!

16. Twoo Great Person

17.RUDE Personality

 

A huge collection of Rude Sms In English in our message library, pick up the best one and send it to your friends

 

 

1. HELLO, this is your mobile.

 

There is no particular problem.

 

I just wanted to leave your pocket, the smell is unbearable!!!

 

2. If ever I was rude to u,

If ever I was angry with u,

If ever I misbehaved with u,

then don?(tm)t hesitate,

 

JUST SLAP yourself

 

Mistake is always urs.

 

3. In case of fire read this message

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I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU ******* IDIOT!!

 

4. LOVE .What a heavenly thing, what a heavenly word?.

 

but do u know what is LOVE?

 

L= Loss

O= Of

V= Valuable

E= Energy.

 

So don’t LOVE..

 

5. Braindetector activated,

 

calibrating, now searching………

 

still searching……

 

get a good grip of your mobile….

 

still searching…….

 

no brains found.

 

6. How Dogs and Women are alike?

 

Neither believe that silence is golden,

Neither can balance a checkbook &

Both put too much value on kissing.

 

7. A child uses its thumb 2 chew,

 

An illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,

 

A winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,

 

But a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms

 

8. Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof,

 

Roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,

 

Poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.

 

Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

 

9. New Generations Way To Insult..

 

A Boy To A Rude Gal

 

If I Ever Wanted To Commit Suicide..

 

I Will Jump From Your Ego Level

 

Here you will find large collection of Rude Insult Sms. Send to your friends and wish them

 

 

 

1. Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?

 

2. Zamaane se chupakar, teri

tasveer bathroom mein laga rakhi hai

.

Har ghadi deedar ho , isliye

julab ki goli kha rakhi hai.

Hahahahaha.

 

3. I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine,

Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect.

My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

 

4. Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?

No???

Quickly see your driving license.

 

5. One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

 

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you?

 

7. The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

 

8. Sometimes, my mind asks.

Why I miss you? Why I care for you?

Why I remember you? Why I text you?

Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe.

Now, you’re smiling! =)

 

9. You don’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again you don’t know the meaning of most words.

 

10. Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!