Here u will find sweet collection of SANTA BANTA SMS MESSAGES. Pick up messages of your choice and send it to your friends

Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

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Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For you and your parents

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In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ….
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup.

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A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.

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Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am

Here you will get the most viewed SANTA BANTA SMS JOKES will definitely steal your heart.

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,
Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only’

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Santa asks: Who r u?
Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?
Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai

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Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi…
Jeeto: Koun si film thi ?
Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi !

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Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?
Doc: Haan, bilkul.
Santa: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.

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Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.

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Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

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Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I’m falling in love.

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Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA

Everyone wants a different way to wish their dearest one, if you also want to wish, just see we have a different collection of SANTA BANTA HINDI SMS.

Banta k ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha?? Kyon?
Itne saalo baad, itni manato k baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa…!

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Santa: Rab j tu mainu 100 rs deve ta 50 main Guru Ghar devanga. Thodi dur ja k usnu 50 rs lab gaye.
Santa: Wah rabba ena v Bhrosa ni, apne pehle hi kat laye…

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Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?
Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..!

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Banta mujra dekhne gaya, sari raat mujra dekha.
Bai ne kaha: Sahab humne aap ko khush kiya, ab aap hume khush karo.
Banta utha or khud nachne laga..

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Bante de ghar buddi mar gayi. Saare kehan lagge: Bebe mainu lai jaandi! Mainu lai jaandi!
Banta vichon uthh ke kehenda: Saaleo! Bebe ne SUMO kiti hoi si ki?

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Santa: So,
you are distantly related to the family next door,
are you?
Banta: Yes,
their dog is our dog’s brother.

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Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BET

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Santa: Mere Pass Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Banta: Mere Pass Bhi Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.
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Santa: To Saaley Apni Maa Kiske Paas Ha

Here are some nice collection of SANTA BANTA FUNNY SMS.Send it to your friends and make them feel happy

Banta ko santa ka 1 blank msg aaya,
Fir usne vapis santa phone kiya aur bola,
Oye yaar tenu malum hai tere mobile ki ink khatam hogayi,

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Santa to Taxi Driver Vinayak
mandir jaoge kya?
Taxi Driver haa sahab!
Santa- Theek hai
wapas aate waqt mere liye
prasad le aana!

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Jeeto: Doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ka aaram aur kisi Hill station par jaane ko kaha hai, hum kaha jayenge?
Santa: Kisi Dusrey Doctor ke paas!!!

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Santa: Mere Pitaji Ye tay nahi kar paa rahe hai ki Gaay Kharidna theek hoga Ya Motorcyle?
Banta: mere hisab se motorcyle kharidna theek hoga, kyonki gaay par savari karte ve bade bevkoof lagenge.
Sana: Baat tau tumhari theek hai, lekin motor cycle se doodh duhate bhi ve aur bhi bade bevkoof lagenge

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Santa Pahli Baar Village mein gaya,
Base se utarte hi, mitti haath mein uthakar bola
Gav ki mitti ki khusboo hi alag hoti.
Banta bola: Bhai theek se dekh, ye mitti nahi tatti hai

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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, “Pappu! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?”
Little Johnny quickly replied, “Cartoon Network, Ten Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo!”

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Teacher: Light Kitho Aandi Hai?
Pappu: Mere Nankeya De Gharon.
Teacher: Kinwe?
Pppu: Jado Light Jandi Hai Papa Kehndy ne ‘Saleya ne Pher cut ti.

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Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle. Policeman gives hand to stop.
Santa shouted: Oye pagal, pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kahan baithega?

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Santa bought a car on loan… He didn’t pay the dues, the bank took away his car.
Santa: If I knew this, I’d have taken a loan for my marriage also!

A huge collection of BANTA SANTA SMS JOKES. You can send to all people to whom You know and like.

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was: We make your dreams come true…

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Santa: Go and water the plants.
Servant: it’s already raining.
Santa: So what? Take an umbrella and go.

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Santa threw his watch off the balcony of his house on the tenth floor. He ran downstairs and still managed to catch it. How did he do that? Because Santa’s watch is always ten minutes slow.

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Santa being romantic to his wife.
“One day God tested me , erased all my memory and asked do you remember anyone now?
I told Him your name and He replied, “I am sorry some viruses cannot be formatted””

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Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha “CHAALU KHAATA”

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Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

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santa: samindar me dahi dal raha tha
banta:isi liye log humpe joke banate hay. itni lassi tera baap piyega

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JUDGE to Santa, Tumhara jurm sabit ho chuka he, kal tumhe Fansi pe chdhaya jayega.
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Santa: Wo to thik he,lekin utara kab jayega . . .

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Sabziwala Sabzi Par Pani Chhidak Raha Tha
Kaafi Der ho Gayi to Santa Kantaal Ke bola-
Agar Sabzi ko HOSH Aa Gaya ho to Ek kilo De Do…!!!

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Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
Banta asked: What are you doing?
Santa: Drying sweat

A nice, cute and funny collection of santa banta message for holi

 

 

1. Saamne Aaye Sher Ko Maaro Goli…

Waah Waah

 

Saamne Aaye Sher Ko Maaro Goli…

Waah Waah

2 Din Pahle Aap Sabko Happy Holi !!!!!!!!!!

 

2. May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love and all other colors you want to paint in your life. Happy Holi!

 

3. Rang udaye Pichkari rang se rang jaye duniya sari holi ke rang

aapke jeevan ko rang de ye shubha kaana hai hamari.

HAPPY HOLI

 

4. Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,

Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,

Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar,

 

5. Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,

Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,

Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,

Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar

 

 

Send funny santa banta diwali messages to your friends and create a funny environment around them

 

 

 

1. Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,

Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka…. Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,

Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho…

Happy Diwali

 

 

2. May the joy, cheer,

Mirth and merriment

Of this divine festival

Surround you forever.

May the happiness,

That this season brings

Brighten your life

And, hope the year

Brings you luck and

Fulfills all your dearest dreams!

Happy deepavali..

 

3. Diwali Aa Rahi Hai,

Mai Apna Mann Sirf

Puja

Archana

Aarti

Shradha

Bhawana Me H Lagana

Chahta Hu

Apke Pados Me Koi

Rehti Ho To Batao

 

4. Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,

deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,

Sabko Bhaye, “Happy Diwali”

 

5. This diwali tumko mile

Rathore ki Aim

Film stars ka Fame

Game show ka Jackpot

Hit film mein ek spot

Jadoo ki chhari

lots of crackers aur phuljhari

sab ka dher saara pyar aur dosti

and lots n lots of fun n masti

Wishing u a very HAPPY DIWALI!

 

6. Wish u Happy Diwali

I know ye jaldi hai par kya karu

bahut sare young smart frnds ko wish krna hai,

socha pehle sabhi “BUZURGO” ko nipta lu.

 

7. Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,

Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,

Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye

Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye…

 

 

Santa Banta Punjabi Sms helps you to express your feeling. You can send this to your friends. You will definitely satisfied with the collection.

 

 

 

 

1. Ik sharabi daru pee ke mar gaya. Par ohdi daru prati shardha vekho, oh marda marda vi keh gaya: Sharab te theek si, sala liver hi kamjor si.

 

2. Santa tube light de neech muh khol ke khada si.

 

Kiyon…

 

Kiyon ki doctor ne kiha si: Aj tera pet kharaab hai, light hi khana.

 

3. Jis hospital da mein doctor han

 

Meri vohti uthe nurse hai

 

Kinna ajeeb zulam sehna painda hai

 

Apni hi vohti nu sister kehna painda hai.

 

4. Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.

Jeeto: Thank u G

Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.

Jeeto: Thank u G.

Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.

Jeeto: Thank u G

Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi…

 

5. Punjabi Teacher: Kaka tenu pata hai teri umar ch Mahatma Gandhi ne B.A. kar lai c.

 

Student: Sir, menu eh v pata hai tuhadi umar ch Bhagat Singh fansi chad chuke c.

 

6. Santa ik STD te gaya. STD operator nu 2 thapar lagaye te phone karan lagga.

Poocho kiyuunn?

 

Kiyunki STD te likhya c “Fone karan to pehle 2 lagao”

 

7. Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta.

Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!

 

8. Santa nashe me 1 Sadhu se takra gaya.

Sadhu: Arey murkh mai tumhe sharap deta hu,

Santa- Toda rukiye Maharaj main gilas le kar aata hu.

 

9. Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai.

Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.

 

10. Chan te likh deva nam tera, eh mera dil chahnda a. Par…

 

Ik te mera hath uthe tak nahi janda a

Dusra, Eh khayal dupehar nu aanda a.

 

Read our latest collection of all Santa Banta New Year Sms, send to your family and friends and wish them

 

 

 

1. Santa was drawing money from ATM.

Banta, who was just behind him in

the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.

Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

 

2. A Chini was in hospital.

SANTA went to meet him.

Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.

SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,

that was:-

KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.

 

3. Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto with his jaws.

Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!

Santa: I can’t. I ran out of film.

 

4. Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.

Doc: wht happened?

Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai

 

5. Pappu while filling up a form:

What should I write against mother tongue.?

Santa: Very long…..!

 

6. Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?

Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.

 

7. Jeeto: Kal raat tum mujhe neend mein tumne mujhe gaaliyan di

Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.

Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?

Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

 

8. Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?

Banta: Apple khane.

Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.

Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

 

9. While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.

Banta: R u ok?

Santa: Yeah!

Banta: Did u break anything?

Santa: No, there’s nothing down here

 

10. A man to Santa:

Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.

Santa rushes home and came back within

half an hour and slapped the man

and said:

“He’s not my friend.”

 

Here are some Best Collection of Santa Banta Hindi Sms Jokes. Send this Santa Banta Hindi Sms Jokes to your close and beloved person’s.

 

 

 

1. Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.

Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

 

2. Girl: Will u marry me?

Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

 

3. Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?

Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya ha

 

4. Snta Mehmaan Se- Thnda Loge Ya Garam.?

Mehmaan-Dono Le Aao..

Snta-Preeto.. Ek GLass Freezer Se, Aur Ek GLass Geezer Se Pani Le Aao..

 

5. Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?

Banta: Apple khane.

Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.

Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.

 

6. Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.

Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?

Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.

 

7. Santa:Y do u prefer prepaid connection over postpaid?

Banta:Prepaid me bahut fayda hai,

isme call k baad bill badhne ki bajaye kam hota hai…

 

8. Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.

Gangubai: Kaun ?

Santa: Main !

Gangubai: Main kaun?

Santa: Tu Gangubai

 

9. Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA

 

10. Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?

Santa: Suicide karne ke liye

Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?

Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye