An ultimate collection of SARDAR SMS LATEST in our message library, which you can send to your friends, family and someone very special for you

Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora
or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man:Magar computer me inka kia kam?
Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.

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Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

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A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?
Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon

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Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnay
jangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya.
Sardar ghussay se apne betay ko maarnay laga
aur bola:
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kambakht main to rasta bhool gaya hun,
tu to ghar ja.

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Man sees Sardar-G
standing in d middle of
a huge field of grass
& notices,
He is just standing dere,
doing nothing,
looking nothing
Man asks: Sardar-G
what r U doing ?
Sardar-G: I’m trying 2
win a noble prize
Man: How?
Sardar-G: Well I heard
they give d noble prize
2 ppl who r
outstanding in their field

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Teacher:Story sunao
Sardar:1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay
1 din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye howa thay.
Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay

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Sardar aur us ka dost tange mai beth kar ja rahe the
ke achanak gory ne gobar kar dia.
Yeh dekh kar sardar apne dost se kene laga
dekho dunia kitni tezi se tarki kar rahi hai
yahan bi qeema nikalne ki machine laga di.

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Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:

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Sardar’s wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di…??
Sardar ji: oyee car ki petroll katam ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k car kahi ruke
ghar pohunch jatay hain

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Sardar 1: o yar!
Me kal film dekhne theater gaya!
Wahan such much admi ko kat rahe thy
sardar2: o tu konse theater gaya tha?
Sardar1:
“Operation Theatre”

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1 sardar khali plate ma roti dubo ker kha raha tha ….
kisi na pocha k tum kis k sath roti kha rahay ho..
sardar answered i am a mathematician
main na daal suppose ki hue ha…

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Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate ko 1 hour say Dekh raha tha.
Begam Booli, Tussi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahey Ho?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon, mil hi nahin rahi

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Sardar:O tere result da ki banya?
Pappu:Miss kendi aey es class
wich 1 sal hor laggay ga?
Sardar:Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par
fail na hovin mera puttar.

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Sardar G Dukandar Se.
1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,
Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.
Dukandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7up Nahe,
6up,
1 Down Hay

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Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye …
Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil karne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye ga…

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Sardar toilet me betha tha,
Samne likha tha pani ka jyada se jyada istmal kare..
Now sardar at his best once again..
Wo baithe-baithe 3 Dabbe pani pee gaya..

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Sardar ki car se Kabutar takra k behosh ho gaya.
Sardar kabutar ko ghar le gaya or pinjre me rakha.Khana dia,Kabutar jag k bola, AAILA.JAIL ?
Wo Car wala Mar Gaya Kya ?

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One day a Donkey kicked Sardar on his back
&
Run away.
Next day Sardar found Zebra in the field,
He kicked him
&
said: Salay Tracksuit pehn kar dhoka deta hai.
Read more: Short Sardar Jokes

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Aik dewar pe likha tha,
“Kutta (Dog) Koora phaink raha hai”
sardar ne wahaeen pr koora phainka
aur hanstay huay bola,
“Koora main sutya! te naam kuttay da lag gea”

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Sardar office me gulli mar k ghar aa gaya,usne apni biwi ko boss k sath dekha woh bhag k office aa gaya,Aur bola : BAAP Re ! Boss ne dekh liya hota to pakda jata..

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Yamraj took a sardar on tour to hell. There he saw gandhi dancing with
Bipasha.
Sardar asked:gandhi de saza itni mazedar kyon?
yamraj: saza ta Bipasha nu diti hai..

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A Sardar sees a beautiful girl.
He goes and kises her. The girl shouts and
says
what r u doing.
Sardar says B COM from KHALSA college.

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A sardar was drawing money from ATM. The sardar behind him in the line said,
“Ha! Ha! Haaa! I’ve seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks(****).
The first sardar replies, ” Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong. Its 1258.”

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The Titanic is going to sink….
Everybody in the ship is crying, running or praying to God…
An Italian asks the nearby Sardar “How far is land from here?”
Sardarji : Two miles.
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the surface to ask the Sardar something again.
“Just tell me which direction is land two miles from here?”
Sardarji : Downwards……

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Postman :- I had To come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar :- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it..

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Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says “Hi, Main bol Raha Hoon”.
The other sardar replies “Oye Kamaal Hai Yaar, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!”

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1 SARDAR INDIAN FLAG LENE SHOP PAR GAYA.
FLAG DEKHKAR SARDAR KUCH BOLA
JISE SUNKAR SHOPKEEPER PARESHAN HO GAYA..
GUESS WOH KYA BOLA…..
IS MEIN AUR COLOUR DIKHAO

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SARDAR & HIS WIFE GOING 2 CITY IN AUTO….
DRIVER ADJUSTED MIRROR..
SARDARJI SHOUTED U R SEEING MY WIFE…
GO & SIT BACK I WILL DRIVE THE AUTO…

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1ST SARDAR: AAJ MAINE PAANI KO ULLU BANAYA
2ND SARDAR: wo kaise?
1ST SARDAR: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya
aur thande pani se naha liya.
Hahahahaha…

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1ST SARDAR : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
2ND SARDAR: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair of the same at home.

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1 SARDAR PURI LIFE ONLY 1 THING SOCHTE SOCHTE MAR GAYA
KI MERE TO 2 BROTHERS HAI
PHIR MERI SISTER KE 3 BROTHERS KAISE

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Ek sardar VIP road pe potty kar raha tha,
police ne pakad liya,jab isey ‘le jane lageto
sardar bola : ” saboot to uthalo nahi to case haar jaoge

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SARDAR talking on cell.
2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho.
1ST: biwi se…..
2ND: itne… pyar se….?
1ST: tumhari hai. . .

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Sardar declares:
.. . . I will never marry in my life &. . .
.. . . I’ll give same advice to my children also. . . .

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One day a Donkey kicked Sardar on his back
&
Run away.
Next day Sardar found Zebra in the field,
He kicked him
&
said: Salay Tracksuit pehn kar dhoka deta hai.

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Sardar to his son: Beta tu SHER da putar hai aur wo sher main hoo.

Son: Papa school me miss b yehi bolti hai tu insan ki nahin kisi JANWAR ki aulad hai

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ek sardar ne candle bhujane k liye phuk mari to uska paad nikal gaya dobara phuk mari to phir se paad nikal gaya sardar gusse se ulta gumkar bola le tu hi bhuja le

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Sardar : Ik Wari Main Chotta Hunda C. Main Minar-e-pakistan Ton Ghir Gya C. 2ra srdar :Fir Mar Gya C k Bach Gya C ?Sardar :Mainu Yad Nai Main Chotta Hunda c.

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Eik Surdar dosray sardar se: “yar tu nay appni biwi ko talaq keun dee”.
Dosra Sardar: “Shadi meray nal kiti si tay bacha baghwan kolon mangdi si”

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SARDAR APNI SISTER KE SAATH BIKE PE JA RAHA THA.
BOY: OH! PAAJI GIRLFRIEND K SAATH KAHA JA RAHE HO
SARDAR: OYE ! GIRLFRIEND HOGI TERI MERI TO SISTER HAI.

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Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..
“hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”

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Sardar in Fire Brigade:
Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai.
Sardar: Paani Dalo.
Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi.
Sardar: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge,
Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey.

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1st Sardar:Me Kal Mushaery me gya
to logo ne mjhe utha k bahir phenk dia
2nd:Wo Q?
1st:Shaer ka nam Hayat tha
or me usy Daad dy rha tha
“WA HAYAT”
“Wahayat”

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Sardar ki maa ki death ho gai
ek saal bad sardar ka baap America sa wapis aya
us na poucha teri mah kahan ha
sardar bola wo tu pichlay saal hi mar gai thi
sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola
kuttay,kaminay to tu na mujhay btaya q nhi,
sardar bola
Me na socha surprise doon ga

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Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo
meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hain
Managr: what can i do
Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hain

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Teacher: What Is The Difference
Between Landline and Mobile?
Sardar: Landline Par Number
Hum Ungli Se Dial Kartey Han
Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Sey

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A sirdar was talking on telephone.
Friend: “Kis se baat kr rhe ho?”
Sardar: “BV se?
Friend: “Itne pyar se?”
Sardar: Tmhari hai…”

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SSardar maths k paper may dance kr raha tha.ksi ne pocha ye kia kr rahe ho? Sardar: Yar mere dost ne kaha tha k her step k no hotay hain.

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Aik sardar ji ghar aae to sochne lage k aaj kia khas kam kerna tha Sochte rahe Sochte rahe Raat 4 bajay yaad aaya AAJ TO JALDI SONA THA!!

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How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.

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Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!

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After finishing MBBS.
SARDAR starts his practise!
He checked his FIRST patient’s
Eyes
Tongue
&
Ears
By TORCH!
&
Finally he said
“Battery iz 0K”.

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Two Sardar stopped suddenly.
1st Sardar: OMG! My wife and my girlfriend coming together.
2nd Sardar: Mine too.

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A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?
Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?

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Aik Sardar Europe Gia Waha Us Ko Police Ne Roka Aur Investigation Start Kar Di
Sardar Ko English Nai Ati Thi
Us Ne Sick Leave Ki Application Suna Di
Police Ne Use Pagal Samajh K Chor Dia..
Wife:wah Sardar Jee Tusi Te Great O
Sardar: O A Te Kuch Vi Nai Hale Te Ma Thirsty Crow Nai Sunai.

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1. Ustad Sardar Se: Batao Pine Apple Or Coconut K Tree Me Kia Similarity Hai? Sardar Kafi Der Sochne K Baad: Dono Pe AMROOD Nhi lagtay…

 

2. Race dekhte hue sarddar ne dosre se pocha, inam kis ko mile ga?” 2nd; “sb se aage wale ko” sardar; “to phir peeche wale kyun bhag rahe hain.”

 

3. it was sardar wedding anniversary.

 

his wife asked : shell we have tandoori chicken to celebrate?

 

Sardar : Why punish the poor chicken for the mistake we have done.

 

4. Boss: Where were you born?

Sardar: India ..

Boss: which part?

Sardar: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India .

 

5. History Teacher : From where to

where did the mughals rule ?

 

Student: Sir, I am not sure but

I think from page 15 to 26.

 

6. Lady doctor: Tum rooz subah clinic ke bahar khare ho kar auratoon ko kyun ghoorte ho? Sardar: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai:AURATOON KO DEKHNAY KA WAQT 9am-11am

 

7. 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb

explodes while fixing.

Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

 

8. Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he

has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty?

It’s for people who can’t swim!

 

9. 1 Sardar Resturent pe soup pi raha tha.

 

Boy: Surdar G soup wich makhi Ae..

 

Sardar: Dil wada ker yar,

 

makhi ne kina pe lena ae

 

10. Sardar: What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.

Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

 

 

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1. dost pathan se: April fool manaya???

Pathan: han

Dost: kis k sath…???

Pathan: apni BV k sath.

dost: wo kaisy???

pathan: ham ne apni ko 3 dafa talaq dia, jub wo rony lagi tu ham ne kaha…

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APRIL FOOL

APRIL FOOL

 

2. Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhi Jawab Nahi Hai

 

1 Pathan Talaab Main Naha Raha Tha

 

Police Wala Kehta Hai

 

Chal Ooye Bahar Aa Kar Kapry Pehan

 

Teri Talashi Leni Hai.

 

3. pathan ne 30 ruapy ki lottery li, aik crore rupay ka inam nikla.

tax waghera kat k 90 lak rupay milay. pathan: ham ko pora paisa do worna hamara 30 upiya wapis karo…!!!

 

4. Sardar: Yar Lrkion ko shadi k bad”BEGUM”

Q kehte han?

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Pathan:So simple shadi k bad larkion k saray gham larko ko mil jate hain is liye wo BE-GHUM ho jati hai

 

5. Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho

 

to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye?

 

Pathan: Us ki dum pe girah laga do, phans jae ga…

 

6. pathan aik baraf ka piece utha k usay ghor se dekh raha tha.

dosra pathan: kia dekh rahay ho???

pehla patha: dekh raha hon ye leek kahan se kar raha hay!!

 

7. Raqs Karti Hain Gardish-e-Dauran,

Dar Khulay Hain Sharab Khano K,

 

Chai Peenay Ko Ab Kahan Jayen Faraz,

Bund Hogaye Hain Hotal Pathano K..

 

8. ek sardar nay ek pathan ke beti ka rishta managa

pathan nay us ko bohut maara

 

maar khaa ker sardar uthaa kapray jhaar ker

bola

“phir khan sahab main inkaar samjhoun”

 

9. petrol pump pe likha tha

“don’t use mobile”

pathan ne mobile nikala

aur sub doston ko call kar k kaha…

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fone na karna mien petrol pump pe hon…!!!