Nice and ultimate collection of STUDENT EXAM SMS in our huge database of messages

Life of a student.
Wallet hai, paisa nahin.
Lecture hai, attendance nahin.
Mobile hai, balance nahin.
Exams hai, tension nahin.
Perhna hai, mood nahin

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Koi Kitab aisi milti,Jispe dil luta dete Har subject ne dimag khaya,kisi
ek ko hi nipta dete,Ab syllabus dekh ke sochte hain,Ek mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete

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Life of studnt:purse hai,paise nahi lecture hai,attendance nahi mobile hai,balance nahi frnds hai,gf nahi EXAM Hai,TENSION NAHI PADHNA HAI PAR MOOD NAHI

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Tamam Students ko mukhlisana mashwara diya jata hai k wo apne Results aane se pehle
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Ghar ki sab,
Chapallen,
Belts,
Pipes,
Wires,
Bat,
Jharu,
& Wiper,
Chupa dein…!
A Student Service Msg from “students welfare association”

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Yoon fail jo karna tha pehly hi bata daity
……Hum sari kitabo ko cholhy mai jala daity
Koshish to bahot ki thi nakaam hue akhir
Hum pas to ho jaty jo wo naql kara daity
Parchy jo mily hum ko sab khali diye hum ne
Zalim wo safai k number hi laga daity…

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Ye ENGINEERING hai bidu,35 mile to TALI bidu,nahi mile to GALI bidu,Hua average to bole JHAKAS,nahi hua to SATYANASH,pass hua to parents ka saat hai,fail hua to VAAT hai…..Do your studies…All the best…

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Student (dost se): “Yaar! dhokha ho gaya”Dost:”kya hua?”Stdnt: “Maine Papa se books ke liye paise mangwaye the,Unhone books hi bhej di…..

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44 Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read.Writer-6months, Doctor-2mnths, Lawyer-1month, STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM.

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Jane kahan the aur kahan aa gye, duniya mein ban kar mehmaan aa gye. abhi to kitab kholi bhi nhi thi, aur jaane kahan se phir ye exams aa gye.

Express your emotions by the deep words of MEDICAL STUDENT SMS. Nice collection of MEDICAL STUDENT SMS

Life while doing m.b.b.s
1sr yr: yahoo i’m in Medical college
2nd yr: kahan phans Gaya? Help me
3rd yd: severe Migraine, sometimes Pagalpan bhi
4th yr: aah soon it’ll b over
5th yr: finaly it’ll b over
House job: i did it
Job : i love myself
W8 a min !
Something is missing
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Ohhh !!! Meri “jawani”:(

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Engineering & Medical student went on a camping trip,
setup their tent & fell asleep.
Sum hour later,
Engineer wakes his Medical frnd & asks:
Look up the sky & tell me wht u see?
Medical:I c milions of stars.
Engieer:N wht does that tels u?
Medical: Astronomicaly,it tels that there r milions of galaxies & planets.
Engineer remain silent 4moment then says: Practicaly,some1 has stolen our tent!
MORAL: Doctorz lose COMMON SENSE n alwz go 4 logic

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Aik mbbs k student ko apni classfellow se payar ho gaya.larky ne usy pr0pose kia laikin larki ne inkaar kar diya or teacher ko us ki complain kar di.teacher ne kafi danta or 1 week k liye class se nikal diya.jb larka 1 hafty baad wapis class main gaya tu larki ko us se love ho gaya.larki ne us ki kitab pe likha i m sorry&i love u too.larky ne koi response na diya.esi trah 5 sal guzar gay
Moral
mediCal K STUDENT BOOK NAI KHOlte

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Medical Student 2 Shopkeeper:
Insani Jism K Baray Me Koi Nayi Kitab Ayi Hai??
Kyun k Yeh Sab Toh Dus Saal Purani Hain.
Shopkeeper:
Janab Mera Khayal Hai k Insani Jism Me Kisi Nayi Haddi Ka Izafa nahi Hua Hai.

This page provides you the best STUDENT SMS IN HINDI collection. You will definitely satisfy with this section.

Exclusive kavita kewal Students ke liye!
Main Pehlay He Bohat Se Ghamo Main Hon Mubtala,
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Is Liye Mujhe ResuLt ki Koi Na Day It’tala.

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Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne use pencil bana diya uska nam kya hai?
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Student:ADNAN SAMI

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TEACHERS:
Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye To Zaroor Poori Hoti hay
STUDENT:
Rehne Do Teacher,
Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti

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Son: Papa Good News Hai.
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Papa: Kya?
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Son: Aapko yad hai aapne kaha tha k agar mai Exam mai Paas ho Jaun To mujhe 5000 denge.
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Father: Haan
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Son: Aapke 5000 bach gaye.

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LAMBI JUDAI
(Student ReMix)
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Chaar dino ka EXAM O Rabba,
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Lambi parhai, Lambi parhai,
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Parhne me dil mera lage kabhi na,
Parhne se jan meri jay hamesha,
Kitne zamane baad Oo Rabba,
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Tution lagaya, Tution lagayaaa,
Soya raha mai classon me apni,
Teacher se roz roz pit ke me aaya,
Kitna pita hon sooj gaya hon,
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chalna phirna bhol gaya hon,
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4 dino ka EXAM Oo Rabba,
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lambi judai jambi juadi

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Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . . . :

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Sir : Teri shikayat aayi hai k tu Gaaliya bohat deta hai.
“Student: “Sir, maine to kabi kisi kutay k bachay ko gali nahi di,
Pata nahi kis ullo k pathay ne ap ko btaya hai.
Agar wo harami samne aajay to us baygairat ko dekh loon.

Read our latest collection of COMMERCE STUDENT SMS from our message library and send to your family and friends

An Commerce Student to his Sweeper:
Brother: Mere Paas Degree hai,
Knowledge hai,
4 Logon Main Baithne ki izzat hai.
Tere Paas Kya Hai?
Sweeper: Mere Paas Naukri Hai

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What is The Lesson for Commerce Students in 3 Idiots?
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Ans: Commerce Parh Kar Bhi
Medical Ki Bachi Phansai Ja Sakti Hai. :

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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: “Father in law”.

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Din mein chain nahi,
Raat ko neend nahi,
Ji na lage kahi.
God, kya yehi pyaar hai?
God bole: Nahi beta, Commerce ke students ka
Yehi haal hai…

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Ek Commerce ki Larki gaali kese de gi?
Salay Bounced Cheque.
Zameen pe Liability.
Pedaishi Bad Debit.
Insolvent Aadmi Itna maarongi k teri Balance Sheet bhi Telly nahi hogi.

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commerce Question- wat is ur name?(10 mks)
science Question-wat is ur name n y? Give reason. Does it suit 2 ur personality?Derive an xpression for its alphabet? examine it?Define its principle n working?Explain it properly wid d help of a labelled diagram?(2 mrks)
commerce rocks !!

Here u will find sweet collection of ENGINEERING STUDENT SMS. Pick up messages of your choice and send it to your friends

Teacher: Ohm’s law sunao.
engineering student: Pura tu nae aata bs akhir se aata hai. . .
Teacher: Chalo shabash woe suna do.
engineering Student: “That is called Ohm’s Law” :

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ENGINEERING STUDENT’S Commitment
Mountain Dew Peene Se Urr Jata Hai Fear
Waah ! Waah !
Mountain Dew Peene Se Ur Jata Hai Fear
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Exams Are Near And Our Basic Concepts Are Not Clear

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For ENGINEERING students
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Ques: prove that 2/10=2.
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Normal college student insist questi0n is “out of syllabus” or inc0rct but Engineering student nevr know wht is c0rect answer, he always thnk we are Enginerng stdnt and we should thnk difrnt and invent new miracles so Enginering student wil s0lve dis example as bel0w:
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2=two
10=ten, therefore
= two/ten
= cancel (t)
= wo/en
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W=23
O=15
E=5
N=14,
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w+o=23+15=38
& e+n=5+14=19
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wo/en = 38/19 = 2
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Hence proved!!!
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For Engineers it d0esnt matter answer kia hai, they say answer kia laana hai yeh bata humain

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Teacher to a student (who was late for a class at a boys school): Why are you late again ?!
engineering student: It was because a sign down the road sir.
Teacher asked: What has a sign got to do with your late?!!!
engineering student: The sign said school ahead go very slow

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A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question ???
* So, Which Platform are you Working on ???….

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A typical engineering student grabbed a coin,flipped it in d air n said
?heads i go 2 sleep,
tails i watch a movie,
If it stands on d edge
i?ll study

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4 engineering students:woh baap hi kya.. jiski beti naho..woh engineer hi kya. jiski ‘kt’ na ho.

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An Engineering Student to his Sweeper:
Brother: Mere Paas Degree hai,
Knowledge hai,
4 Logon Main Baithne ki izzat hai.
Tere Paas Kya Hai?
Sweeper: Mere Paas Naukri Hai

Get Beautiful and unique collection of FUNNY STUDENT SMS. which you can share with your friends.

Teacher :
Y R U Late.
Al Ur Clasmates Came To Clas On Time???
Me:
“Jhund Me Kutte Ate Hain Sir……
Sher To Akela Ata Hai.

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I wäs shockd Ystrday,in my room all my books wr singing a song.
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Güéss which song?
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guess!
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O Zrä zra Touch Me Touch Me Touch Mé!

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A genius is one who can do in 1 day what others do in a hundred days !
JuSt likE Us! we cOvEr Our courSe in 1 day bEforE exAm
&
Teachrs take thE whOle year

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Teacher student se:
“Table pe ink kis ne grai hai?”
Is jumlay ko apni zaban mai kis trha kaho ge?
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Studnt:
“Ye kis bachy ne apni auqat dikhai hai”

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Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai…..

Student:
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi….?

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SIMPLE LOGIC
Teacher: ‘Name one animal that is found in the desert.’
student: ‘A camel.’
Teacher: ‘Good. Name another animal.’
student: ‘Another camel.’

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Teacher: ‘Why are you late to class?’
Ramesh and Suresh: ‘We helped an old lady cross the road,’
Teacher: ‘But did it take you so long?’
Ramesh and Suresh: ‘The point is she didn’t want to cross the road.’

If you are searching a different way for wishing your friends, we have a nice collection of STUDENT SMS JOKES.

A student asked a teacher (while collecting homeworks):
Student: is teacher earning money ?
Teacher: Yes, of course!
Student: geeeez! We do the hard work and the teacher gets the money ?!

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Teacher to a student (who was late for a class at a boys school): Why are you late again ?!
Little boy answered: It was because a sign down the road sir.
Teacher asked: What has a sign got to do with your late?!!!
Little boy replied: The sign said school ahead go very slow

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Kbbi Sochta Ho Aj Parho Ga
Kbhi Sochta Hn Kal Parho Ga
Phr Sochta Ho Jb Exam Aengy Tb Parho Ga
Aur
Jb Exam Aaty Han To Khta Hun
Ab Kya khak Parhon Ga..

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Mountain Dew Peene Se Urr Jata Hai Fear
Waah ! Waah !
Mountain Dew Peene Se Ur Jata Hai Fear
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Exams Are Near And Our Basic Concepts Are Not Clear

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Ek hi colour ka dress pehn kr hum sb lgte they kitne ache
School lgta tha poultry farm
Aur hum sb murghi k bachay
Mjhko smjh na aya aj tak teacher ka ye funda..
Humein bana deti thi murgha or khud copy pe deti thi anda..

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Teacher: Ohm’s law sunao.
student: Pura tu nae aata bs akhir se aata hai. . .
Teacher: Chalo shabash woe suna do.
Student: “That is called Ohm’s Law” :

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Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, Potatos cost 3/- kg, What is my age?
Student: 32 years
Teacher: How Do you Know?
Student: My Sister is 16 years old and she is half mad???

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Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly,
do you say prayers before eating?
Sam: No sir, I don’t have to,
my Mom is a good cook.

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Height Of Attitude
Teacher: Why R U Talking During My Lesson?
Student: Why R U Teaching During My Conversation..!!
Panga Iz N0t Changa Wid Da Students

Messages are the best way to express your feelings, here are huge collection of TEACHER STUDENT SMS.

TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM.
What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Sardar: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

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Teacher: Why are you late?
Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees.
Teacher: Thats Nice, Were you helping him look for his 100 Rupees
Student: No I Was standing on his 100 Rupees

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TEACHER: kal school kiyon nahi aye tum?
STUDENT: mujhy bird flu hogaya tha
TEACHER: kia?? ye to murgee ki bemari hay:@
STUDENT: ap ney mujhy insan kb chora hay ?
roz hi to murga bana deti ho

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Teacher teaching Algebra to Student
A=B=C
it means A=C
Sir asked student to give example for it!
Student: Sir I love you, you love your daughter,it means i love your Daughter..!:

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Teacher : What is your caste ?
Student : Pehle hum Singh they,
Fir Rajput hue,
Fir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi….
Aaage Mummy ki marzi

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School me ek bachcha chaku liye ghum raha tha,
teacher ne pucha chaku liye q ghum rahe ho?
bachcha bola “Garib hu sir, Gun kaha se lau

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A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus
He wrote:-
“Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the students,
wait for the Teachers”

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TEACHERS:
Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye To Zaroor Poori Hoti hay
STUDENT:
Rehne Do Teacher,
Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti

STUDENT SMS helps you to express your feeling. You can send this to your friends. You will definitely satisfied with the collection.

Height Of Attitude
Teacher: Why R U Talking During My Lesson?
Student: Why R U Teaching During My Conversation..!!
Panga Iz N0t Changa Wid Da Students;->

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Teacher :
Y R U Late.
Al Ur Clasmates Came To Clas On Time???
Me:
“Jhund Me Kutte Ate Hain Sir……
Sher To Akela Ata Hai.:-D:-)

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Teacher student se:
“Table pe ink kis ne grai hai?”
Is jumlay ko apni zaban mai kis trha kaho ge?
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Studnt:
“Ye kis bachy ne apni auqat dikhai hai”

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A student asked a teacher (while collecting homeworks):
Student: is teacher earning money ?
Teacher: Yes, of course!
Student: geeeez! We do the hard work and the teacher gets the money

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Teacher to a student (who was late for a class at a boys school): Why are you late again ?!
Little boy answered: It was because a sign down the road sir.
Teacher asked: What has a sign got to do with your late?!!!
Little boy replied: The sign said school ahead go very slow

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Da M0st Funniest Situati0n In Student Life
V Hav N0 Idea Wt To Write In Da Exam Paper
N Da Supervis0r Cmes Nd Says,
“Plzz C0ver Ur Answer Sheet

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STUDENT ka SHIKWA..
Yun fail jo karna tha, pehle hi bata dete..
Ham sari kitabon ko choolhay main jala dete..
Koshish to bohat ki thi, nakam hue aakhir..
Haan pass to ho jate jo naqal kara dete..
Parchay jo mile hamko sab khaali diye hm ne..
Ae kash SAFAI k no. hi laga dete!

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Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne use pencil bana diya uska nam kya hai?
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Student:ADNAN SAMI

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TEACHERS:
Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye To Zaroor Poori Hoti hay
STUDENT:
Rehne Do Teacher,
Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti

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Aik student net pe apna result dekh k:
“Me fail?
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in the
In English??? That’s unpossible.