Express your emotions by the deep words of TELUGU FUNNY SMS. Nice collection of TELUGU FUNNY SMS

Nammakamaina sneahaniki chupulatho, maatalatoe paniledani.
Naa gundeki cheppaanu nuvvu gurthochinappude spandinchamani.
Naa kosam neevunnaavanna bhramaloe veachi vuntaanani.

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Batta kaDite samsaari
Battavippite vyabhichaari
Maanaani pranaaniki addam battale
Batta ninda kattuko
Baadyatalanu telusuko
Ara Battato tirugaku
Allari paalu kaaku
“Aada”tanaaniki machcha tebooku

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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”. PAPPU : I is…
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, “I am.” PAPPU : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.” SMS Jokes
TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell “crocodile”? PAPPU : “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER : No, that’s wrong PAPPU : Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! SMS jokes
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America. PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS : PAPPU!

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Edhi emyna kaani life lo 2 vishyalu gurtupettuko…
1) Chettu edhyna kaani gaalosthey vooguthay
2) Raaakapothey voogavu…

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vengalrao:neellalo brandy kalupu mathekkuthundi.
neellalo whisky kalupu mathekkuthundi.
neellalo rum kalupu mathekkuthundi.
ventane thadumukokunda apparaoannadu neellalo edo theda undani

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Telangana Style wedding card:
‘LAGGAM PILUPU’
Maa pedda poradu Chi:Ellaiah
Chi: Ellamma (sattenna sinna bidda) ane porini laggam cheskuntundu.
Meerandaru yaad marvakunda raavale…
Yaad maristhe manchigundadi..
Mee pellam poragalani kuda tolka randi.

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Ninnu marchipodamani,
bar kelli mandukottanu
.mandhukottaka nijamgaane marchipoyanu,
kaani ninnu kadu,
bar owner ki bill kattadam

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durada vaste gokkovadaniki gorulunnai,
kaani nee premani pondaleka pichivaadinaite maatram
peekovadaniki nettimeeda ventrukalu levu.
kaaranam, naadi battaburra.

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Messages levu..
Phone ledu..
Atleast Missed Call kuda ledu Naaku tension gaa vundi..
Eni ayyindi?
Kompa tesi ZOO valliki malli doriki poyava enti?

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hi,eanti sms cheyyadam ledu enduku.
.recharge cheyaleda?
ok recharge card no:pampistunna.
press down
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ikkada blade tho geeku….

Nice and ultimate collection of TELUGU LOVE SMS in our huge database of messages

jivitham chinnadi
naa gunde kuda chinnadi
kani naa jivithamlo
nee uhalu
nee kalalu
nee meda naa asalu
chala peddavi

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Jeevitam Oka Prayanam,
Jeevanam Oka Pramanam,
ani Evaro Annaru,
Neetho Jeevitam
Naaku Prayanam Kaavali,
Nee Prema Naaku Pramanam Avvali.

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parichayam ane mokkaku
sneham ane neru posi
nammakam ane eruvu veste
prema ane mogga chigurinchi
pelli ane parimallanistundi

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Prema eppudu puduthundi
manashu daggara ainappudu
manushu eppudu daggara avuthundi
manishi ki manishi daggara ainappudu

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Kanulu kadhaladam ledhu
pedavulu maatlaada ledhu
hrudhayam maathram
noppitho ginjukuntondhi.
ninnu chudaka

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ninnu
naa hrudhyam
Ani cheppanu
yenduko telusaa?
ninnu gijagijalaadimchi
jeevimchadam
naaku ishtam ledhu

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Kalalu
kalpanalu
kalam
kalisosthenay
anneenu
naa bandhalu
nee meedi manasutho
sagisthunna nireekshana
nee prema kosam

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Gunde loni Badhale
kallalona kanneeri ponguthunte
Atmabhimaname bayata padaneeyaka pothe
Avi gundelone aaviri inkipoga
Manasu leni manishila jeevisthunnanu
Jeevisthu Maranisthunnanu.

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Naa hrudayamlo
uayyala katti
rojuu uayyala adedaanaa
aapaku nee aata
agithe
naa aata agipothundi

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AA JEEVIDI YEA GAMYAMMO NAA EEEEE NUVVU YEA JANMMA BANDAMO NINNUCHEARUKOVADAM KOSAM NAA EEE ANWEASHANA NAA NEREEKASHANA

Funny collection of messages in telugu

 

 

 

 

1. BOY 2 GIRL: KOBBARI CHETTU EKKITE ENGINEERING COLLEGE GIRLS KANIPISTUNNARU.

GIRL : AKKADI NUNDI RENDU CHETULU VADILITHE MEDICAL COLLEGE GIRLS KUDA KANIPISTARU

 

2. Guddodi Chethilo “TORCH”

Chevitodi Chethilo “RADIO”

Moogodi Chethilo “MIKE”

Nee Chethilo “MOBILE”

Aahaa…. Karma ra babu

kalikalm aem chestham

 

3. Messages levu..

 

Phone ledu..

 

Atleast Missed Call kuda ledu

 

Naaku tension gaa vundi..

 

Eni ayyindi?

 

Kompa tesi ZOO valliki malli doriki poyava enti?

 

4. Teacher: elephant peddana? cheema peddana? Student: Teacher meru date of birth chepithe evaru peddano chepochu!!!!

 

5. meeku 57 va telugu akshram telusa?

 

leda?

 

ayite Ikkada choodoooo…………………………!

 

 

 

 

kinda

 

 

 

 

kinda

 

 

 

 

inka kinda

 

 

 

 

inka inka

 

 

 

 

inka

 

 

 

 

 

inka

 

 

 

 

 

inka

 

 

 

 

inka………………….

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ye school lo chadivavu baabooo…………

57 va akshram telugu lo…? ha ha

 

6. kitakitalu pettukoni mari navvandi

 

you are a sweet and nice person.

 

 

ha ha ha ha………..

 

navvu raledu kadaaaaaaaa???????/

 

enit ala chustunnav ne face ki anta seen ledule.

 

7. To between idharu lovers oka park lo matladukuntunnaru ala ante pallilu thenukuntu. Girl: nannu chuste ala ani pisthundi cheppu plz boy: na kante akkuva pallilu thintunav anipisthundi

 

8. A Chota Nunnavo Mitrama….!Nikai Alochisthu….Nikai Thapisthu…..Nikai Vethukuthu…..Nannu Nene Maricha….A Chota Nunnavo Mitrama….Nikai Vastha….!!Nannu Nilo Cherchukonuma….!!! …

 

9. laka

laka

laka

lakaaaaa..

 

rajadhi raja

marthanda theja

sri sri raja varu

dasara subhakankshalu

teliyajestunnaraho…….

 

 

A nice collection of Good Afternoon Sms In Telugu in our message library, send to your friends and family and make them feel special and fell happy

 

 

 

1. Pilla kothi: amma na pelli apudu avuthundhi, antha sepu agali? Talli kothi: 1 min aagu pellii kuthuru msg chaduvuthundhi, Adhi ayina ventane ne pelli.

 

2. BHOGI: boga bagyalanu; SANKRANTI: sakala sowkyalanu; KANUMA: kanu vindhu kalagalani korukuntu. HAPPY PONGAL; HAPPY SANKRANTI; HAPPY KANUMA; to you and your family.

 

3. Aashala pallakilo na Aasha neevu…,Naa koti kalala kanthi neevu..,Naa manasu pakike bhavam neevu.., Oo na priyasakhi eakkada unnavu neevu…!ni,Eshwar..

 

4. hi kokvpfk ripgi fpo tpojn ;sdk nglj ogpo ‘arg nlj jrgpeo fd jfljoe gdjeo gogohj gohrj gjohr

 

5. Sneham anedhi oka adbhutha kavyam.A kavyanni andharu vadalakunda chadhuvukovali.Dont miss this Novel.

 

6. B.tech chaduvutai engineer avuthav, MBBS chaduvuthe doctor avuthav B.L chaduvuthe lawyer avuthav Ela waste ga SMS chaduvuthe panikirakunda pothav.

 

A huge collection of good night message in telugu

 

 

 

1. O nestama!

Ni roopam choopani kanulenduku?

Ni palukulu vinapadani hrudayam yenduku?

Ne parimalam andinchani swasa yenduku?

Kaastha

Telupumaaaaaaa!

Good Night

 

2. Jagattina 5 Kashtada kelasagalu

1. iruvege kiss kododu

2. aanena ettikollodu

3. sollege chaddi haakodu

4. kolige lipstick haakodu

5. Nimma message ge kaayodu

Good Night

 

3. srdar1: arey na bag lo emunnayo chebithe andhulo unna apples anni echestha alage ennunnayo chebithe andhulo unna 6 pples echestha sardar2: arey konchem clue evvara?

 

Good Night

 

4. Nidra poyava?

nidra poyi emi sadistav?

mundu le

Lechina emi sadistav cheppu?

Po poyi nidrapo

Gudn8 sweet dreams.

 

5. frens prema ante smpl matter kadhu edho thanu/athanu navvadano chustunnaro ani matram love cheyavaddu lve anedhi cheap cheyakandi pls preminche mansu lekapote prema ane oka mata tho evaran i mosam cheayoddu

 

Good Night

 

6. Sneham anni vellala vikasistundi!

Sneham yeppudu varshistundi!

SMS pampina leka poyina, neevu gurthostavandi!

Good Night

 

 

A nice collection of Telugu Sms Jokes , which you will find here, messages are nice way to express your feeling for someone very special to you.

 

 

 

1. Nee premanu pondalenemo kaani ninnu preminchagalanu.

Neetho kalasi jeevincha lenemo kaani neekai maraninchagalanu

Neelo nenu lekapoyina nee talapulalo sadaa gurtuku vastuntaanu.

 

2. Neil Armstrong lands on moon and shocked seeing two people alredy there and asked …..

hey who are u????

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camera man Srinu tho Radhikaa….tv9…keep smiling

 

3. Santhoshm Anandam Kashtam Family Friendship love is a small Telugu Kavithai to Friend.

 

4.

Snehanni puvvuto polchaku

Vadi potundi

 

Manchuto polchaku

Karigipotundi

 

Aakuto polchaku

Rali potundi

 

 

Nee Navvuto polchu

Saswathanga undi potundi.

 

5. Sumadhura Kaavyam Sneham Prema Kanna Minna ee Anuraagam Madhura Manjula Bhaashyalaku Aalavaalam Jeevithaniki Nitya “AMRUTHA” Rasapaanam

 

6. prathe masinshi jivithamlo prema anedi oka bhagam matrame…kani naa jithamlo preme jivitham, oka amma nannu nava maasalu mosi kani penchindi

 

 

7. prema eppudu puduthundi

manashu daggara ainappudu

manushu eppudu daggara avuthundi

manishi ki manishi daggara ainappudu

 

8. Nenu 3 domalni champanu,

Nuvu kuda 3 domalni champu,

e msg ni maro muguriki pampu,

vallani maro muguriki panpamanu

ela gunya, *****e ni arikadam.

 

9. Jaripoku meghamaa jhallu kurise varaku.

Vaadipoku pushpamaa vasantam vachche varaku.

Marachipoku mitramaa naa praanamunnanta varaku.