Here are some nice collection of WIFE SMS JOKES AND MESSAGES.Send it to your friends and make them feel happy

Ek Insaan Ko Kya Chahiye
Ek Patni Jo Pyar De
Ek Patni Jo Acchha Khana Banaye
Ek Patni Jo Bahut Paisewali Ho
aur
Teeno Patniya Ek doosare sa kabhi na mile

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Shoher aur biwi main narazgi hojati hai, aur baat cheet band hoti hai… Shoher raat ko sotay waqt biwi kay takiye kay ooper aik parchi likh kar rakhta hai kay “Mujhay Subah 6 Jaga dena”. Jub shoher sahab subah ko uthtay hain to dekhtay hain kay 9 baj rahay hotay hain aur wahin per aik parchi parri hoti hai, jis per likha hota hai “Uthiyee 6 baj chukay hain.

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Men who don’t understand women at all, by & large, fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.

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A boy on Date With Gal in BMW. Jaan ! Maine tumse ek baat chupaai hai ki I’m already married.
Girl: Oh GOD! Tumne To dara he dia, main Samjhi ye Car tumhari nahi.

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A man is the head of the family and the wife is the neck. The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants

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Different roles of Man in life:
Sagai ke samay superman,
Shadi ke samay Gentleman,
10 saal baad watchman,
20 saal baad Doberman.

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Wife ko begum kyon kehte hai?
Ans: Kyonki shadi ke baad sare gum to husband
se hisse mein aate hai,
aur biwi Be-Gum ho jai Hai!!!

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Jitne channel Tv ke,
Utne nakhre Biwi ke,
Tv chalta hai remote se,
Biwi chalta hai Note se.

A large collection of SHORT HUSBAND JOKES AND WIFE SMS JOKES. You can send this to your family and friends.

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further
M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

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Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

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LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE
and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

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What’s the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ??
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Both are sweet at the beginning
and
become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd…

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Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

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What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

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Difference between Husband & gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

A nice collection of ROMANTIC SMS FOR WIFE in our message library, send to your friends and family and make them feel special and fell happy

unse ishk hai hame unko bataye kaise
unki aankho k raaz chhipaye kaise
unki har adaa pe marte hai hum
unko kaatil thehraaye kaise

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Dil Hi Dil Mein Hum Tumhain Pyar Bahot Krtey Hain
Lekin Saach Hai K Bataney Se Bahot Dartey Hain
Khud Pe To Hai Yaqin Saanson Pe Magar Nahi.
Moat Se Nahi Aey “Khushi” Zindagi Se Hum Dartey Hain

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wonder if you know,
How special you are,
I wonder if you know,
How precious you are,
I wonder if you know,
How lucky i am,
To have you in my life,
I love you so much.

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Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti,
Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan,
Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti!

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Hum unke husn me is kader kho jaate hai
Unko bataane me jamaane lag jaate hai
Ek vo hai jo palke uthaate hai
Aur ek hi najar me sab kuchh keh jaate hai.

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I can see you in my hand.
When ever I join them for prayer,>
your face is one of those
who live in my hear.
Bzoz our relation is from
heart to heart not sms to sms.

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Some people say happiness is life.
Others say it’s freedom
and some say it’s money.
But happiness for me is
just having the opportunity to know you!!

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You say you love me & want to hold me tight,
Those words run through my head day & night,
I dreamed you held me & made me see,
That forever together we would be!

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My heart for you will never break. My smile for you will never fade. My love for you will never end. I love you!

An Unique and large collection of MISSING YOU SMS FOR WIFE. Messages are nice way to share your feelings with your friends, family member and beloved persons

I Miss You”
When Something Really Good Happens, Because You Are The One I Want To Share It With.
“I Miss You”
When Something Is Troubling Me, Because You Are The One Who Understands Me So Well.
“I Miss You”
When I Laugh & Cry Because I Know That You Are The One That Makes My Laughter Grow & My Tears Disappear.

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In School, They Taught Me That
1 hour = 60 Mints
1 Min = 60 Secs
But They Never Told Me That
1 Sec Without You = 100 Years

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for my luv,bohat doore magar bohat pass rahty ho ,ankhoon sy doore magar dil k pass rahty ho, mujy bus itna bata do,kiya tum bi mary bina udas rahty ho.

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When the sky looks blue “I Miss u” when the dreamz come true “I Miss u” when the flowers covered with dew “I Miss u” when the day comes new “I Miss u”

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My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.

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Close your Eyes,
Hold your Head up high,
Relax your Body,
And stop your Breathing
Do not Breathe as long as Possible ….
NOW BREATHE …
I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR !

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They say if you are unable to sleep
that is because there is someone thinking of you.
In our case, sure you know who is that person that misses you.
That is why if you can’t sleep, sorry, I can’t help it.

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It may sound simple and small, nothing unique or original…
but yet it means so much & takes a courage to say it,
I want to tell you that I Miss You so much…

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Scientists Saying:
Sun will loose its heat,
Moon can fall from the sky,
Stars may explode in front of our eyes,
Earth may stop rotating,
Nothing is certain, but one thing’s for sure is:
I Never Ever Stop Missing YOU No Matter What Happen!!

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Like the tree needs the Earth
Like the Night needs the Moon
Like the Star needs the Sky
Like the Guitar needs the Tune
My world needs You
I MISS YOU !

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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

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One tree can start a forest,
One smile can start a friendship
One touch can show love and care
One person like you can make life worth living!

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You know why women starts with “W”
because all questions start with “W”!
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife.

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Life without you my sweet Wife
Like a fifty(50)without five(5)
Missing You

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For My Dear Wife,
On This Usual Day;
I Write You This Poem,
In My Own Special Way.
I Wanted To Tell You,
In Words Of My Own;
You’re The Most Precious Person,
That I’ve Ever Known.

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You’re The Most Caring Person,
That I’ve Ever Met;
There’s No One Like You,
And That I Can Bet.
What Attracts Me The Most,
Is Your Sweet And Kind Touch;
You’re A Gift Sent From Heaven,
And I Love You So Much.

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Poem Of Every Girl
Husband apna white ho,
Lambi uski height ho,
Ghusay ka wo light ho,
Pocket uski tight ho,
Jab saas say meri fight ho,
Boly begum tum hi right ho!

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A perfect gift for u!
Absolutely no cost, no batteries required,
Non-taxable, silent performance,
Extremely personal, fully returnable
It’s a SMILE from me to u!

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She is the apple of my eye
The reason that I live
She is all that I could wish for
My heart to her I give.

FUNNY HUSBAND JOKES AND WIFE SMS JOKES helps you to express your feeling. You can send this to your friends. You will definitely satisfied with the collection.

wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

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Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

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What’s the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ??
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.
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Both are sweet at the beginning
and
become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd…

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LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE
and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

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patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai.
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taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai

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Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

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Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
and suddenly shouts: “Up! Quick! My husband is back!”
Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: “Damn, I am the husband!”
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You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!

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Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

If you are searching a different way for wishing your friends, we have a nice collection of ANNIVERSARY SMS FOR WIFE.

That special day is here again The day we took our vows You’re just as special to me today
Happy Anniversary

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I’m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it’s true,On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Anniversary

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Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it,Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary

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I’ll always remember The day I married you, Without you my love, I don’t know what I’d do
You r loving and thoughtful ,Just to mention two, I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.Happy Anniversary

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We’ve had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow
Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.Happy Anniversary

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Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You’ve given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you’re my darling wife.Happy Anniversary

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all my love for you FREE!wishing u a very happy ANNIVERSARY….!

This page provides you the best CARING SMS TO WIFE collection. You will definitely satisfy with this section.

A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me..

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I have searched my heart
For the words to say just how much u mean to me
You are all of God’s Blessings rolled into one.
My dreams,My desires,My evening,My sun.
My evening walking moment, my hopes and my fears,
My disillusion,My contentment,My joy nd My tears.
But most important of all,
I thank God when i pray bcoz u make
every moment

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Touch my heart & u will feel,
Listen to my heart & u will hear,
Look into my heart & u will see that
U will alwayz be a special part of me.

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I have 3 parts of my heart,
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1st 4 my GOD,
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2nd 4 my Family,
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3rd 4 myFriends.
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But no part 4 u,
Becoz,
U
R
My
Heart

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Dost kabhi apni wife ko naraz na karna,kyouki ye hi aap ke taqdeer ka khazana hai,us ko naraz kya matlab aap ne apne naseeb ko naraz kya……

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I MAY NOT BE A CLOCK THAT MAY TEXT YOU 24HRS A DAY BUT MY HEART WILL BE LIKE A CLOCK THAT WILL NOT STOP CARING & SAYING U R ALWAYS REMEMBERED.

Are you searching for LOVELY SMS FOR WIFE, then your searches ends here

1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!

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LOVE is something beautiful,a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away!

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Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither… ‘Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!

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Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.

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Darling, if you are the second best girl for me, then who is the best? The answer is nobody, because you will always be the best women for me.

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My heart for you will never break. My smile for you will never fade. My love for you will never end. I love you!

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1. A husband’s cute love quote:

“Even my child started walking

without any support but my wife

still feels to hold my hand while walking…

 

2. Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti jesi meri ammi pakati thi.

Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be aeisa aata goondo jesa tumhare abbu goonda krty thy.

 

3. A true husband is one who lays down the laws for his wife…and then accepts all her amendments!

 

4. Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook

‘n Make Food Myself For A Month,

What Will You Pay Me..?

 

Husband- I Won’t Have To Pay You,

You’ll Get My Entire Insurance Amount..

 

 

5. Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.

 

Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?

 

Doc : Two…

 

 

 

MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy ..

 

6. Wife: You delivered an excellent speech.

Hubby: Thanks dear but the audience was full of fools and idiots.

Wife: Is that why you addressed them as your brothers and sisters?

 

7. Doctor:

Aap k shohar ko mukamal aaram ki zarurat hai.

Ye neend ki goliyan hain

 

BIWI:

ye mein inhen kis waqt doon?

 

Doctor:

 

Ye aap ne khani hain….

 

8. Question: Why do women live longer than men?

 

Answer: Because shopping never causes heart attacks,

but paying the bills does!

 

9. Q na hum apni shadi ki salgirah pr

 

dawat k lye bakra ziba karen?

 

Shohar:

 

 

 

ghalti to me ne ki ha?

to saza us gharib ko Q dein.”