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A huge collection of Husband & Wife Romance Sms, which helps to express the feelings of your heart to your partner and friends.

 

 

 

1. A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan.

Husband:What was THAT for?

Wife:I found a paper in your pocket, with the name Jenny on it.

Husband:I played RACE last week and Jenny was the name of my HORSE.

Wife:Sorry!

Next day the Wife hit him with the Frying Pan AGAIN!

Husband:Why?

Wife:Your Horse PHONED!

 

2. Difference between Friend & Wife

 

U can Tell ur Friend

U r my Best Friend

But

 

Do u have courage tell to u r Wife

U r my Best Wife?

 

3. Husband and wife are like liver and kidney.

Husband is liver and wife is kidney.

If liver fails, kidney fails.

If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

 

4. wife : Look A Thief Has Entered Our Kitchen

 

N He Is Eating D Cake Prepared By Me

 

Husband: Whom should I Call

 

Now Police Or Ambulance..

 

5. Wife to doc Doc, I think my husband has a fearful disease.I talk to him for hours and he doesnt hear a word I say.

Doc:Thats not a disease, its a gift!

 

6. Wife: (expecting a car)

Gift me something which goes from 0 to 100 in 3 seconds when Im on it.

Husband: gifted her a weighing machine

 

Read more: Romantic Sms Wife Husband

 

7. I feel something in my heart,

Its like a little flame,

Every time I see you,

This flame lights up,

This flame is special for you,

Because I LOVE YOU!

 

Everyone wants a different way to wish their dearest one, if you also want to wish, just see we have a different collection of Husband & Wife Relationship Sms.

 

 

 

1. Husband:

Mujhe samajh nahi aati,

k

tum meri Ammi jesi rotiyan Q nahi pakati?

 

Wife:

w

kiyon k

tum wesa aatta nahi goundtay

 

Jesa,

 

Tumhary abba goundty hain.

 

2. Shohr: maalum hota he k daraaz me koi khane ki chiz he.?

 

Bivi: Aap ne bilkul sahi andaza lagaya is me mere sendel hen. . .

 

3. Nothing in this world Could ever be

As wonderful as the love Youve given me

Your love makes my days so very bright,

just knowing youre my darling wife (Husband)..

Wish u a Happy Anniversary

 

4. Dimag hay To Jawab do:-

 

Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki

Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas

Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki

Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???

 

 

Answer=Tumare Daddy (Papa)

 

5. A ki biwi B

B ki bhabhi C

C ki beti V

V ke dada G

G ki biwi K

K ki beti T

 

So what relationship do A n T share?

 

 

Answer= they are husband and wife

 

6. Wife: Jb Tm Desi Sharab Peete Hoto Mujhe Paro Kehte Ho Jb Whisky Peete Ho To Darling, Aaj Kia Piya Hai Jo Churail Keh Rahe Ho..? Husband: Aj Me Hosh Me Hun.

 

7. Kitna Baybus Hai Insaan Qismat K Aagay Her Sapna Toot Jata Hai Haqeqat K Aagay Jis Ne Kabhi Jhukna Nahi Sekha Duniya Main Wo Bhi Jhuk Jata Hai BEGUM K Aagay

 

8. Flower Needs Sunshine,

Violet Needs the Dew,

All Angels in Heaven Know

How Much I Need You

Waiting Since Long Just

to Say u I LOVE YOU..

 

9. 2 Married Men Talking-

10yrs Ago,

Whenever I Returned Home,

My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.

Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite

 

Messages are nice way to say your friend and family that those are special for you and you remember them.. Just read the full collection of  Anniversary Sms For Wife.

 

 

 

 

1. How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving wife, For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair..

 

2. Best Wishes To You Both On Ur Anniversary,

 

May The Love That You Share Last Your Lifetime Through,

 

As You Make A Wonderful Pair.

 

Happy Wedding

 

3. Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal, the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal. Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary my Wife..

 

4. Marriage is that relation between man and women in which

 

tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal.

 

Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

 

5. No greeting card to give

No sweet flowers to send

No cute graphics to forward

Just a loving heart saying HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

 

6. On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through. Happy anniversary to you my Love

 

 

Looking for Wife Sms In English, here you will find a large collection in our message library

 

 

 

1. How do I begin to tell you how lucky I am

to have you in my life?

I’ll start by saying what a gift you gave me

the day you became my wife..

 

2. For My Dear Wife,

On This Usual Day;

I Write You This Poem,

In My Own Special Way.

 

3. Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.

It means …. Without Information Fighting Everytime!

WIFE satys No, it means With Idiot for Ever

 

4. Every Man needs a Beautiful wife,

intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife,

sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife,

but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.

 

5. Saali is Beauty

Wife is duty

Saali is passion

Wife is tension

Saali is patakha

Wife is sayapa

Saali is cool

Wife is fool

Saali is tuty-fruity

Wife is qismat photi

Saali is fresh cake

Wife is earth quake.

 

6. Husband to a newly wed wife!

I could go to the end of the world for you

 

Wife: Thanks! but promise me

you will stay there for the rest of your life.

 

7. A wife is essential to great longevity; she is the receptacle of half a man’s cares, and two-thirds of his ill-humor.

 

8. You’re the bone of my bones

Who I love for my wife.

The flesh of my flesh

And my partner in life.

 

This page provides you the best Romantic Wife Sms collection. You will definitely satisfy with this section.

 

 

 

 

1. Zindagi ki kitab k kuch panne hote hain,

Kuch apne, Kuch begane hote hain,

Pyar se sanwar jati hai zindagi,

Bas Pyar se rishte nibhane hote hain..

 

2. Ikrar main shabdon ki ahmiyat nahi hoti,

Dil k jazbat ki awaz nahi hoti,

Ankhen biyan kar daiti hain dil ki dastan,

Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaj nahi hoti!

 

3. Badalna aata nahi humko mausamo ki tarah

Har ek roop main tera intezar karte hain

Na tum sameet sakogi jise qayamat tak

Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.

 

4. Kisi Ne Poocha :

Chaand

Khubsoorat Hai

Ya Woh ?

Main ne Kaha : Ye to Main Nahi Janta

Haan !

Magar Jab Usey Dekhta Hoon

To Chand ko Bhool Jata Hoon aur Jab Chand ko Dekhta Hoon to uski Yaad Aati Hai.

 

5. Judai ke bandi khane mein

Bas ab tu jine ka aik hi silsila hai jana!

Tumhari sochon mein dube rehna

Tumhare khwabon mein khoye rehna

Kisi terha tum ko dekhne ki sebeel karna

 

6. Khiayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rehti hai

Nigaahon ko teri talaash rehti hai

 

Tere bina koi kami nahi lekin

Tere baghair tabiyat udaas rehti hai

 

7. Apni dharkano se kuch aisay mera naam Lo,

Ye waqt ruk jaye is lamhay ko thaam Lo,

Teri aankhon main jhalak hai aisee mere Pyar ki,

Saahil Pe jaisay dhalti haseen shaam ho,

 

8. Woh mil jatey hain kahani bankar

Dil mein bas jatey hain nishani bankar

Jinhe hum rakhte hain apni aakhon main

 

Kyun nikal jatey hain woh pani bankar!!

 

9. Dar hai mujhe kahi kho na jaun main ke mujhe apni bahoon me aane de,

Mila de meri jaan ko mujse jo raste mujhe un rahoon mein aane de,

Bardash nahi hota ae sanam mujhse yeh doori ka ghum,

Chand lamho ke khushi ke liye hi sahi par mujhe apni bahon mein aane de.

 

10. Pal Pal se banta hai EHSAAS

eshsaas se banta hai VISHWAAS

Vishwaas se bante hai RISHTEY

aur rishto se bante hai koi KHAAS

 

If you are looking for Miss U Wife Sms then your searches ends here. Just read our collection of Miss U Wife Sms from our message library

 

 

 

1. I was on a ship thinking of you.

when i looked down i dropped a tear in the ocean.

then i promised myself that until someone finds it.

i wont forget you..

 

2. What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!

 

3. In the Flower, My Rose is U.

In the Diamond, My Kohinoor is U.

In the Sky, My Moon is U.

I m only Body, My Heart is U.

That’s Y i always Miss You !!

 

4. Our Life Is Long Time..!

We Meet For Short Time..!

But..!

You Will Be In My Heart At Any Time..!

My Sweet Friend..!

I’m Missing U Dis Time

 

5. I would cross a thousand oceans

just to hold you tight.

I would climb a thousand mountains

just to be with you every single night.

Darling I miss you so much.

 

6. Miss me

or

Hate me

 

both r in my favor,

 

If u miss me

I ll always b in ur heart,

 

If u hate me

I ll always b in ur mind

 

7. What makes some people Dearer? Its not just the happiness that u feel when u meet them but the pain u feel, when u miss them. Miss U

 

8. A simple Bye make us cry, A simple Joke make us laugh, simple Care make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make u

 

think of me. I Miss U

 

9. Zamanay k sawalon ko main huns k taal du faraz,

Lakin nami ankhon ki kehti hai mujhe tum yaad aate ho

 

10. As I watched the ants crawl up the wall, I noticed that no matter how busy they r, they still communicate with each other. Hope well be like them, in touch always.

I Miss U

 

 

Send I Love My Wife Sms messages to your friends and relatives. Hear are some nice text messages on I Love My Wife Sms

 

 

 

1. Dont be too good I might miss you.

Dont be too caring I might like you.

Dont be too sweet I might fall its hard for me to love you.

When you wont love me after all.

 

2. I love my eyes when U look into them,

I love my name when U say it,

 

I love my heart when U love it,

I love my life when U are in it.

 

3. Every Man needs a Beautiful wife,

intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife,

 

4. I love the y.

I love the o.

I love the u.

Put them together

And I love you.

 

5. For My Dear Wife,

On This Usual Day;

I Write You This Poem,

In My Own Special Way.

 

I Wanted To Tell You,

In Words Of My Own;

You’re The Most Precious Person,

That I’ve Ever Known.

 

6. I Wanted To Tell You

In Words Of My Own

You’re The Most Precious Person

That I’ve Ever Known.

 

7. When a man holds a woman hands?

 

When a man holds a woman’s hand

before marriage, it is love;

 

8. Dont be too good I might miss you.

 

Dont be too caring I might like you.

Dont be too sweet I might fall its hard for me to love you.

When you wont love me after all.

 

9. Enter PIN code…

Enter PIN code… L.

Enter PIN code …LO.

Enter PIN code…LOV.

Enter PIN Code LOVE…

Wait…

PIN Accepted…

Welcome.

U to my HeArT

 

10. What Attracts Me The Most,

Is Your Sweet And Kind Touch;

You’re A Gift Sent From Heaven,

And I Love You So Much..

 

Get Beautiful and unique collection of Birthday Wishes For Wife Sms. which you can share with your friends.

 

 

 

1. MAY ALMIGHTYS BEST BLESSINGS SHOWERED ON YOUR HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DARLING

 

2. You were crying when u were born

while evrybody was laughing there

As u live 2 blow a thousand candles,

live ur life humbly so that

u would b the one laughing when u die

and everybody else would be crying.

Happy Birthday Jaanu

 

3. Cos today is your day,

its an opportunity for u to know that

u are special and special things are for u today,

i wish u all the best.

Happy birth day. Love u!

 

4. happy birthday 2 U

 

May ALLAH give u lots

of such joys &

happy moments.

May U live long &

live happy. May worries,

thoughts,angers &

bad lucks remain

away 4m u.

I wish u good luck.

A nice & lovely life 2

come. Bright &

joyful future & all

the goods that U

can ever Wish or think off.

I wish, may ur dreams come true

& all sad

thoughts off.

AMEEN.

 

5. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away.

hope u share lots and receive lots 4 days 2 come

happy Birthday …….

 

6. Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you; but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday. “HAPPY BIRTHDAY”.

 

7. Fly in the plane of ambition,

and land on the airport of success,

Luck is yours,

wish is mine

may ur future

always shine. . .

With LOTZ LOVE

Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOU

 

8. SUN LIKES THE SUNDAY

MOON LIKES THE MONDAY

BUT I LIKES ONEDAY

THATS YOUR BIRTHDAY

 

9. Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.

Husband is liver & wife is kidney.

If liver fails, kidney fails.

If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

HAPPY BLATED BDAY 2 U

 

10. my plane was crashed but i m ok,

my car was stolen yesterday,

i missed the bus,&

my mobiles battry was also verylow,

thats y i can’t get u yesterday,

plz 4giv me & HAPPY BLATED BDAY 2 U

 

Wife Sms, Wife Message Collection

An ultimate collection of Wife Sms in our message library, which you can send to your friends, family and someone very special for you

 

 

 

1. Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hai

 

Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to

 

Husband ke hisse mein aate hain or

Wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai

 

2. Husband: Tum kaun ho!

Wife: Pagal hogaye kya, apni Biwi ko bhul gaye.

Husband: Nasha har gham bhula deta hai

 

3. Wife: I will die.

Husband: I will also die.

Wife: Why will you die?

Husband: Because main itni khushi

Bardasht nahin kar sakta

 

4. Biwi Ghusse Main

Tumhare Dimagh Main To

Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai.

 

Husband Payar Se

To Phir Itni Dayer Se Kha kyun Rahi Ho

 

5. Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho?

Pati: Shahjahan jitna.

Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge?

Pati: Maine to plot bhi le liya hai, tum hi der ker rahi ho

 

6. Jab sey begum ney mujhy murgha bana rakha hain

Main ney nazron ki tarhan sir bhi

jhuka rakha hain

 

Bartano aj mere sir pey baraste q ho

Main ney dho dha key tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,

 

Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,

Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha h

 

7. You know why women starts with “W”

because all questions start with “W”!

Who ?

Why ?

What ?

When ?

Which ?

Whom ?

Where ?

&

Finally Wife.

 

8. Wife: Kal rat tum mujhe neend

main galian kyon de rahe the?

Husband: Tumhey ghalatfehmi hoi hai.

Wife: Kesi ghalatfehmi?

Husband: Yehi k main neend main tha

 

9. When a man steals your wife

there is no better revenge than

to let him keep her.

 

10. Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.

Husband is liver & wife is kidney.

If liver fails, kidney fails.

If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney…

 

 

Wife Sms Love helps you to express your feeling. You can send this to your friends. You will definitely satisfied with the collection.

 

 

 

 

1. Whenever you feel blue, I will be there for you,

Whenever you are sad, I will stay by your side,

Whenever you need someone to love..

I will always be there for you to have

 

2. One tree can start a forest,

One smile can start a relatioship

One touch can show love and care

One person like you can make life worth living!

 

3. I’m afraid to close my eyes coz I might think of you.

I’m afraid to open them coz I might see you.

I’m afraid to move my lips coz I might speak of you.

I’m afraid to listen coz I might hear my heart fall for you

 

4. A perfect gift for u!

Absolutely no cost, no batteries required,

Non-taxable, silent performance,

Extremely personal, fully returnable

It’s a SMILE from me to u

 

5. Touch my heart & u’ll feel, Listen to my heart & u’ll hear, Look into my heart & u’ll see, That u’ll always be a special part of me.

 

6. Tujhse bahut pyaar karte hai,

Tera har pal intejar karte hai,

Jahan mein Jiski na koi missal hai,

Tu gulabon mein ek khas gulab hai.

 

7. Jab Khuda ny apko banaya ho ga.Pehly socha ho ga k Jannat m rakh lo.Phir Shayed mera Khayal aya hoga

 

8. Without wife there is no home only house. Wife make it home. Without beloved heart is only a piece of flesh. Beloved make it life and soul. I feel my heart is not only piece of flesh. It is ful of ambitions, life,prosperity. I look deep u r in and hold it. Sukar Allah ka. Without u no my life. I Love u so much

 

9. Kajal banke teri aankho mein samane ki tamanna hai,

Dawa banke tere dard mitane ki tamanna hai,

Yun to haasil hai zamane ki har cheez mujhe,

Sirf ek baar tujhe apna banane ki tamanna hai.

 

10. smile make flowers alive

sing make birds alive

open urs eyes make sun alive

hum make statue alive

keep urs lips on my heart

…to make me alive…