A huge collection of Husband & Wife Romance Sms, which helps to express the feelings of your heart to your partner and friends.
1. A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan.
Husband:What was THAT for?
Wife:I found a paper in your pocket, with the name Jenny on it.
Husband:I played RACE last week and Jenny was the name of my HORSE.
Next day the Wife hit him with the Frying Pan AGAIN!
Wife:Your Horse PHONED!
2. Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
U r my Best Friend
Do u have courage tell to u r Wife
U r my Best Wife?
3. Husband and wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver and wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
4. wife : Look A Thief Has Entered Our Kitchen
N He Is Eating D Cake Prepared By Me
Husband: Whom should I Call
Now Police Or Ambulance..
5. Wife to doc Doc, I think my husband has a fearful disease.I talk to him for hours and he doesnt hear a word I say.
Doc:Thats not a disease, its a gift!
6. Wife: (expecting a car)
Gift me something which goes from 0 to 100 in 3 seconds when Im on it.
Husband: gifted her a weighing machine
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7. I feel something in my heart,
Its like a little flame,
Every time I see you,
This flame lights up,
This flame is special for you,
Because I LOVE YOU!