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Wife:”Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?”
Husband:”Shahjahan Jitna.”
Wife:”Mere Marnay Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banao Gay?”
Husband:”Main Nein To Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai,DELAY To Tum Kar Rahi Ho!!!”

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A beautiful woman
must expect to be
more accountable for her steps,
than one less attractive.

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You Don’t Love A Women B’cos She Is Beautiful,
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But She Is Beautiful B’cos You LOVE Her

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The willingness to listen,
the patience to understand,
the strength to support,
the heart to care & just to be there….
that is the beauty of a lady!
Happy Women’s Day!

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Every Home,Every Heart, Every Feeling,
Every Moment Of happiness is incomplete
without u, Only U can complete this world…
Happy Women’s Day

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For all those years
you’ve protected the seed.
It’s time to become
the beautiful and exquisite flower.
Good Morning, BEAUTY!

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You can do almost anything you put your mind to …
You can swim the deepest ocean and climb the highest peak …
Be a doctor or fly a plane
You can face adversity and still walk tall.
You are strong, beautiful, compassionate and much more than words could ever say!
Today is yours, and so is ever other day…
Happy Women’s Day!

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MAji,ye abi tak nhi aye, kahi kisi ladki k sath?
Sas:kalmuhi,tu hmesha ulta q sochti he?
Aisa b to ho skta he ki kisi truck k niche AAgya ho

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I know you think I am cute,
I know you think I am fine,
But like the other guys,
Take a number and wait in line.

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HARD-DISK woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
INTERNET woman:
Difficult to access.
SERVER woman:
Always busy when you need her.
CD-ROM woman:
She is always faster and faster.
EMAIL woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS woman:
Also called “wife”; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t try to uninstall her you will lose everything…………

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Jeeto: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,
caring, and good-looking?
Preeto: Because those men already have boyfriends.

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Q: Why were hurricanes normally named after women?
A: Because when they come, they’re wild and wet.
But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

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Thought i’d remind u today just incase it slipped out ur mind!Happy Women’s Day!

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Girls’ Language : Stupid (U R Smart) Idiot (U R Luking Cute) Shut Up (I Love U) I’ll Kill U (I’ll Die 4 U) Good Night (Everyone Is Slept U Can Call Me Now …) Frwrd Girls To Laugh N Boys To Understand …

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A Girl Is Much More Than She Seems Not A Toy By Any Means. Underneath That Make-Up And Hair There’s A Sign That Says: Handle With Care.

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Every indian women is
“rani laxmi bai”
B 4 marriage ‘rani’
A few yrs after marriage ‘laxmi’
& after kids r born she is just ‘bai’

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The only man who truly love his girl is the 1 hu will court her for the purpose of bringing her to the altar one day. He’s not the 1 hu will court her to bring her to dark places and destroy her dignity as a woman.

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For all those years
you’ve protected the seed.
It’s time to become
the beautiful and exquisite flower.
Good Morning, BEAUTY!

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WOMEN hav strengths dat
amazes man..
*she can handle trouble &
carry heavy burdens..
*she holds hapines,luv &
opinions..
*she smyls wen filing screaming..
*she sings wen she fils
lyk cryng..
*crys wen she is hapi n
lafs wen she is afraid..
bt ders 1 thing she always
forgets: HER WORTH.

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Imagine World Without Girls Roads Sunsan Markets Viraan
Na Janu Na Jan Na Koi Girl Friend K Liye Pareshan Bus
Namaz & Quran & Saare Larke Direct Jannati.

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A girl in a book shop.
Do you have book entitled.
“Women The Perfect Intelligence” ?.
Sales man :
“The comedy section is on the left side”.

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What should you say if he asks you
‘Am I your first?’
‘You might be – you look familiar’

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Honey, if U think I miss U all the time, U R wrong. I miss U only when I think of U. And U know what? I think of all the time.

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Sign Post At A Woman’s Shoe Shop
Ten Percent Discount On Shoes Purchased
Within Ten Minutes…

Here are some nice collection of Womens Day Sms which you can share with your friends and family which helps to spread cute smile on their faces

1. Watever u do, u do it wth grace,style warmth & smile!Happy Women’s Day!

2. Some IDIOTS say:

“Behind every Successful man

There is a Woman…

“But Nobody know the

Fact: “WOMEN GO ONLY BEHIND SUCCESSFUL MEN…”

3. You know why Women start with “W”? B’coz all Questions start with “W”…

Who?

Why?

What?

When?

Which?

Whom?

Where?

&

Finally…Wife… WOW…

4. The Little things that you do matter so much to me!Thanks.Happy Womens Day!

5. Every Home,Every Heart, Every Feeling,Every Moment Of happiness is incomplete without u, Only U can complete this world Happy Women’s Day

6. May be I never say this but I hunt U everywhere when I find myself alone….Happy women’s Day

7. Every Indian woman is RANI LAXMI BAI in her life.

RANI – Before marriage

LAXMI – After marriage

BAI – After children

8. Woman is blend of beauty and brains,who can put all thngs right!Happy Womens Day