Cows SMS

By | April 5, 2010

Cows Dont Fly

Positive Thinking:
Little Bird In The Sky,
You Look Up And S***s In Your Eye,
You Don’t Mind And You Don’t Cry,
Just Thank God That Cows Don’t Fly…!

Birdy Birdy

Birdy birdy in the sky,
dropped a poopy in my eye,
I don’t worry I don’t cry,
I’m just happy that cows can’t fly!

Thank God

A +ve thinking poem :
little birds fly in the sky
u look up n yhey s**t in ur eye
u dont get angry and u dont cry
u only thank GOD that cows dont fly


Paddy is said to be shocked at finding out all his cows have
Bluetongue. ‘Be Jeysus!’ he said, ‘I didn’t even know they had mobile


What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies !

Ducks Cows Oooh

Ducks go Quack, Cows go Moo, Guys stick in her and she said Oooh!

I Love You

Nobody tells fish to swim,
birds to fly,
cows to moo,
dogs to bark – they just do.
Just like nobody tells me to Love you.
I just do!

Cows Into A Barn

Q: How do you get 100 cows into a barn?
A: Put a Bingo sign on it….

I Have 5 Cows

I have five cows
assorted colors
white black gray
the two do not know
I lost four cows .. aw ..
my heart is very confused
I stayed one cow
face like you


y are cows black and white because so they cant be seen in all weather
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