Here are some nice collection of WIFE SMS JOKES AND MESSAGES.Send it to your friends and make them feel happy

Ek Insaan Ko Kya Chahiye
Ek Patni Jo Pyar De
Ek Patni Jo Acchha Khana Banaye
Ek Patni Jo Bahut Paisewali Ho
aur
Teeno Patniya Ek doosare sa kabhi na mile

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Shoher aur biwi main narazgi hojati hai, aur baat cheet band hoti hai… Shoher raat ko sotay waqt biwi kay takiye kay ooper aik parchi likh kar rakhta hai kay “Mujhay Subah 6 Jaga dena”. Jub shoher sahab subah ko uthtay hain to dekhtay hain kay 9 baj rahay hotay hain aur wahin per aik parchi parri hoti hai, jis per likha hota hai “Uthiyee 6 baj chukay hain.

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Men who don’t understand women at all, by & large, fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.

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A boy on Date With Gal in BMW. Jaan ! Maine tumse ek baat chupaai hai ki I’m already married.
Girl: Oh GOD! Tumne To dara he dia, main Samjhi ye Car tumhari nahi.

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A man is the head of the family and the wife is the neck. The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants

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Different roles of Man in life:
Sagai ke samay superman,
Shadi ke samay Gentleman,
10 saal baad watchman,
20 saal baad Doberman.

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Wife ko begum kyon kehte hai?
Ans: Kyonki shadi ke baad sare gum to husband
se hisse mein aate hai,
aur biwi Be-Gum ho jai Hai!!!

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Jitne channel Tv ke,
Utne nakhre Biwi ke,
Tv chalta hai remote se,
Biwi chalta hai Note se.

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