Know Love 18

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets

Perfect Options

So many options 2 die : Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but ! we chose Marriage, slow and sure!

Married Already

Boy: was trying 2 kiss the girl.. Girl: says not all this before marriage Boy: Dont worry I am already married

Marriage

Three stages of marriage: 1st Mad for each other, 2nd made for each other, 3rd mad because of each other..

Marriage Is Not

"Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner."

B4 N Aftr Marriage

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, dont come near me, Paray hatt tuu,hehe…..

Just Jocking

once upon a time mr.hua and ms.hua have twins baby without marriage .so what will they name for them……………………………………… jo hua, so hua

Marriage

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Love Is Ideal Thing

Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thinga confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.

Marriage Expire Date

wife:honey what are you looking for? husband:nothing wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate for an hour? husband: i was just looking for the expiry date.