Yo Momma Cereal
Yo momma so poor that your family eat cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo Momma Marathon
yo mommas so fat she finishes the london marathon in seconds by roling over once!!
Yo Mooma Is So Ugly
Yo Mama So Ugly
she put the Boogie man outta business.
she put the Boogie man outta business.
Yo Momma Beeper
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo Momma Zip Code
Your mother is so fat, she has her own zip code!
Yo Momma Fat
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo Momma Scale
Yo momma so fat that she gets on the scale.It says ” To be continue….”
Yo Momma Kool Aid
Yo momma so fat, when she went out in a red dress, everyone yelled, “HEY, KOOL-AID!”
Yo Momma So Ugly
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo Momma 4orny
Yo momma is just like a television — even an old man can turn her on.
