If you looking for the best Husband & Wife Sms, Here u can get full collection of Husband & Wife Sms.
1. A husband’s cute love quote:
“Even my child started walking
without any support but my wife
still feels to hold my hand while walking…
2. Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti jesi meri ammi pakati thi.
Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be aeisa aata goondo jesa tumhare abbu goonda krty thy.
3. A true husband is one who lays down the laws for his wife…and then accepts all her amendments!
4. Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook
‘n Make Food Myself For A Month,
What Will You Pay Me..?
Husband- I Won’t Have To Pay You,
You’ll Get My Entire Insurance Amount..
5. Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.
Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?
Doc : Two…
MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy ..
6. Wife: You delivered an excellent speech.
Hubby: Thanks dear but the audience was full of fools and idiots.
Wife: Is that why you addressed them as your brothers and sisters?
Aap k shohar ko mukamal aaram ki zarurat hai.
Ye neend ki goliyan hain
ye mein inhen kis waqt doon?
Ye aap ne khani hain….
8. Question: Why do women live longer than men?
Answer: Because shopping never causes heart attacks,
but paying the bills does!
9. Q na hum apni shadi ki salgirah pr
dawat k lye bakra ziba karen?
ghalti to me ne ki ha?
to saza us gharib ko Q dein.”