Husband & Wife Sms, Husband & Wife Message Collection

If you looking for the best Husband & Wife Sms, Here u can get full collection of Husband & Wife Sms.

 

 

1. A husband’s cute love quote:

“Even my child started walking

without any support but my wife

still feels to hold my hand while walking…

 

2. Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti jesi meri ammi pakati thi.

Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be aeisa aata goondo jesa tumhare abbu goonda krty thy.

 

3. A true husband is one who lays down the laws for his wife…and then accepts all her amendments!

 

4. Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook

‘n Make Food Myself For A Month,

What Will You Pay Me..?

 

Husband- I Won’t Have To Pay You,

You’ll Get My Entire Insurance Amount..

 

 

5. Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.

 

Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?

 

Doc : Two…

 

 

 

MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy ..

 

6. Wife: You delivered an excellent speech.

Hubby: Thanks dear but the audience was full of fools and idiots.

Wife: Is that why you addressed them as your brothers and sisters?

 

7. Doctor:

Aap k shohar ko mukamal aaram ki zarurat hai.

Ye neend ki goliyan hain

 

BIWI:

ye mein inhen kis waqt doon?

 

Doctor:

 

Ye aap ne khani hain….

 

8. Question: Why do women live longer than men?

 

Answer: Because shopping never causes heart attacks,

but paying the bills does!

 

9. Q na hum apni shadi ki salgirah pr

 

dawat k lye bakra ziba karen?

 

Shohar:

 

 

 

ghalti to me ne ki ha?

to saza us gharib ko Q dein.”

 

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