Husband & Wife Sms, Husband & Wife Message Collection

By | March 28, 2011

If you looking for the best Husband & Wife Sms, Here u can get full collection of Husband & Wife Sms.



1. A husband’s cute love quote:

“Even my child started walking

without any support but my wife

still feels to hold my hand while walking…


2. Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti jesi meri ammi pakati thi.

Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be aeisa aata goondo jesa tumhare abbu goonda krty thy.


3. A true husband is one who lays down the laws for his wife…and then accepts all her amendments!


4. Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook

‘n Make Food Myself For A Month,

What Will You Pay Me..?


Husband- I Won’t Have To Pay You,

You’ll Get My Entire Insurance Amount..



5. Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.


Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?


Doc : Two…




MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy ..


6. Wife: You delivered an excellent speech.

Hubby: Thanks dear but the audience was full of fools and idiots.

Wife: Is that why you addressed them as your brothers and sisters?


7. Doctor:

Aap k shohar ko mukamal aaram ki zarurat hai.

Ye neend ki goliyan hain



ye mein inhen kis waqt doon?




Ye aap ne khani hain….


8. Question: Why do women live longer than men?


Answer: Because shopping never causes heart attacks,

but paying the bills does!


9. Q na hum apni shadi ki salgirah pr


dawat k lye bakra ziba karen?






ghalti to me ne ki ha?

to saza us gharib ko Q dein.”


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